The official DIS-PEAR thread

[Acaract]

Well it should be in here sooner or later... What made me do this? Funny story...

There's these Chinese pears that are very sweet and good for certain health... stuff...

So... Yea that's it... And my grandma just skinned it, boiled it in water and told me to drink the water and eat the pear for those health stuff.

Long story short, I drank DIS PEAR SOUP!

[Mrdude22]

I don't like Dis-Pears

Never liked the taste of them

[The Silver Dragoon]

Dude, there is no running from dis-pear.

[zeroflamecutter]

Dis-pear shall take you all.

[Acaract]

Not if I take dis pear first!!!

Om nom nom

[Mrdude22]

YOU FOOL!
*Notices Sephiroth coming from above to get his dis-pear back*
HIT THE DECK!

[Acaract]

0.0 *throws away the bitten dis pear and hides*

Oh noes he's holding his mother's head. We be doomed.

[Mrdude22]

ummm I didn't do it! *dashes off somewhere*

[Acaract]

Okay fine I did it Sephy but look at post 2 and you might rage.
As for me I'll take another of your dis pear

[Mrdude22]

Hahaha! little do they know that I had Sephiroth attack them.....now nothing can stop me in my vague uninspired plan to be awesome!

HAHAHAHAHHAA

[Acaract]

Oh look who is with us. Ultimecia with her dis plane!!! (butterless mind you)

Everyone duck!!!

[Mrdude22]

Ha! the jokes on you. I'm not even in the same room!
On an off topic note I've seen Gabranth going around asking everyone if they will be in his preview...

[Acaract]

Preview? What preview?

[Mrdude22]

I don't know...but I heard him muttering something about Blue Hatred

[Acaract]

There's different kinds?!?! And colors??? 0.0

Interesting

[zeroflamecutter]

Dis-pear comes in all different forms, shapes, colors, and sizes.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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