A sneak peak at my biggest project

A parody of Hunchback of Notre Dame (the Disney version)

song for reference

Kefka: Morning in Cornelia, the city awakens
To the bells of Castle Rift
The Dancers Dance, The Kings build a bridge
To the bells of Castle Rift
To the Big Bells as loud as a death cry!
To the little bells soft as a fall
And some say the soul of the city's
The Toll of the bells
The Bells of Castle Rift

Listen, They're Beautiful, No!
I hate hate hate hate hate them!
But you know...they don't ring all by themselves

Some Puppet Thing: They Don't?

Kefka: No, you stupid kid.
Up there high in the mysterious castle tower
lives the ..rather loud bell ringer.
Who is this worthless piece of life?

Some Puppet Thing: Who?

Kefka: What is he?

Some Puppet Thing: What?

Kefka: How did he come to be there?

Some Puppet Thing: How?

Kefka: Hush (nukes puppet) and Kefka will tell you
It is a tale, a tale of a man and some weird tree thing

Dark was the night when our tale was begun
On the Portal near Castle Rift

(Some Woman's baby is crying)

Random NPC 1: Shut it up, will you?

Random NPC 2: Welcome to Cornelia!

Mother: Hush, Little one

Kefka: Four frightneded Magis slid silently under
the portal near Castle Rift

Random NPC 3: That will be 20 Gil
Kefka: But a trap had been laid for the magis
and they gazed up in fear and alarm
At a figure with in his clutches
A pimp cane with iron as much as the bells

Random NPC 4- Void Master Exdeath...

Kefka: The Bells of Castle Rift

Void Master Exdeath longed
To purge in the world into the void

And he saw destruction
everywhere
except with his employed

Exdeath: Bring these Magi vermin to the center of the Rift

Random Monster: You there, what are you hiding?

Exdeath: Stolen Potions, no doubt. Take them from her

Kefka: She Ran

(insert Chase scene here with latin chanting, they reach castle Rift)

Mother: Save point!, please give us a Save point!

(Exdeath chases the mother and she trips and dies, Exdeath takes the baby)

Exdeath: A baby? … A monster!

(Exdeath opens a portal to the void and is about to drop the baby in but...)

Warrior of Light: Stop!

Kefka: Cried the Warrior!

Exdeath: This is some weird monster thing.
I'm sending it back to the void, where it belongs

Warrior of Light: See there the innocent blood you have spilt
On the steps of Castle Rift

Exdeath: I am guiltless. She Ran, I teleported after her.

Warrior of Light: Now you would add this child's blood to your guild
On the steps of Castle Rift

Exdeath: My conscience is clear!

Warrior of Light: You can lie to yourself and your monsters
You can claim that the void rules over all
But you never can run from
Nor hide what you've done from the eyes
The very eyes of Castle Rift!

Kefka: And for one time in his live
of Void and Control
Exdeath felt a twinge of fear
For his evil soul

Exdeath: What must I do?

Warrior of Light: Care for the child, and raise it as your own

Exdeath: What? I'd be settled with this misshapen..?
..Very well. Let him live with you, in the Rift

Warrior of Light: Live here? Where?

Exdeath: Anywhere
Just so he's kept locked away where no one else can see
The Bell tower, perhaps
And who knows, the gods work in mysterious ways.
Even this White faced creature may
Yet prove one day to be
of use to me

Kefka: And Exdeath gave the child a cruel name
A name that means “Polka dotted Pants” Gilgamesh
Now here is a riddle to guess if you can
sing the bells of Castle Rift
Who is the monster and who is the tree thing?

Sing the bells, bells, bells, bells
Bells, bells, bells, bells
Bells of Castle Rift!

Dude, you make me go

I fangasmed when I found out this movie was going to be in KH3D.

I can't wait to see where this project goes.

I'm having trouble thinking of who can be the gargoyles.

I'm thinking ahead but I have the script of the movie and need to think of them before I go on.

I'd have to know who'd be who first, but you should definitly go for the more artificial looking characters, like the ones in armor.
But then there's the issue with the female one.

Already figured the gargoyles out. Someone from GameFAQs helped me (Franzy Von Karma)
Here is what I got for the cast so far

Quasimodo- Gilgamesh
Esmeralda- Tifa
Phoebus- Cloud
Frollo- Exdeath
Clopin- Kefka (this might be fun)
Victor- Gabranth (HATRED)
Hugo- Feral Chaos (this will make some conversations awkward)
Laverne- Shantotto
Archdeacon- Warrior of Light

And that is the main cast really.

(Gilgamesh comes out from ringing the bells and goes up to a Chocobo Chick)

Gilgamesh: Long Time no see....Chocobo Chick!

(the Chocobo Chick is just like “Wat”)

Gilgamesh: Will today be the day where you go on an adventure to find the Sword of Legend?

(The Chocobo Chick shakes its head)

Gilgamesh: You sure? Today would be a great day to find the Sword of Legend! The Festival of Fools (The Festival is subject to change) With the mages, and the Spoony Bards playing their music!

(The Chocobo Chick starts to fly away)

Gilgamesh: Go on! No one wants to be stuck in a place forever!

(The Chick flies off and Feral Chaos and Gabranth come to life. Feral spits out feathers..with fire)

Feral: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Gabranth: Maybe if you weren't so full of HATRED it wouldn't be in your mouth!

Feral: ARRRRRGH!!! (turns to Gilgamesh) RAAWWR?

Gabranth: A Festival!

Feral: UBGRAAAG?

Gilgamesh: Yep

Feral: BURAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Gabranth: It is a real treat to watch the townspeople while other people buy the other's sword...

Feral: GRAAAAAAAAA!

Gilgamesh: Yeah...Watching.

(Gilgamesh walks off all sad [Poor Gilgamesh =( ])



Feral: Argh?

Gabranth: Aren't you gonna watch the sword buying with us?

Feral: Gragh.

Gabranth: Maybe he's sick?

Shantotto: Ohohohoho. After putting up with you two for several years. Nothing can make him sick I fear.

Gabranth: But he always watches the Hatred!

Shantotto: There is never good use in watching something of great wit, if you can never go to it.

(Shantotto goes after Gilgamesh)

Shantotto: Gilgamesh what's wrong? You can tell me as we get along.

Gilgamesh: I just don't want to watch the fair...want to look for swords you know?

Shantotto: Instead of being all mopey would you dare, instead of staying in here go out there?

Gabranth: Sure!

Gilgamesh: I can't go...8 arms is weird for people!

(Feral comes in)

Feral: Argh?

Gabranth: As a Judge I insist you go to the festival!

Gilgamesh: Me, GILGAMESH?

Feral: GRAAAAAAGH!

Gabranth: You can buy some swords down there....

Shantotto: Take it from the master herself you big lout! You shouldn't only watch, just go out!

Gilgamesh: Thanks everyone..but you're forgetting one thing.

Gabranth: Who?

Gilgamesh: My master, Exdeath

Gabranth: When he says you can't leave ever...does he mean Ever ever?

Gilgamesh: Never Ever! And for some reason he hates the Feasts of Fools...he would flip his lid if I asked him!

Feral: ..Graaaagh

Gilgamesh: You don't mean...?
Shantotto: If you do it just one time, you won't be caught for the crime

Gilgamesh: I couldn't!

Feral: UNGRAAA

Shantotto: The old tree won't find out, you can just sneak round and about

Gilgamesh: If I got caught he would do something terrible!

Gabranth: Better to beg forgiveness then to ask.

Gilgamesh: He might see me...

Feral: ARRRRRRGH!

Shantotto: Do you really want to stay inside forever? And if you get out you will be oh so clever

Gilgamesh:..Your're Right! I GILGAMESH will do it! I'll go down the stairs! Go through the Doors! And-

(Exdeath comes through the door, Shantotto, Gabranth and Feral turn back to stone)

Exdeath: HURF DURF! Sup' Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh: Err G-Good Morning Master Exdeath!

Exdeath: My good boy..who were you talking to?

Gilgamesh: My...Friends

Exdeath: ..I see. (Hits Feral on the head with his Pimp Cane) and what are they made out of?

Gilgamesh: Stone..

Exdeath: Can stone talk?

Gilgamesh: Well it depends on if it's a monster or no-

(Exdeath gives him a look...even though he has armor on...it's still there)

Gilgamesh:...No

Exdeath: Good job! You're head isn't full of the Void. Now Lunch!

(Gilgamesh gets Lunch Stuff)

Exdeath: Shall we review your alphabet today?

Gilgamesh: Yes Master Exdeath...

Exdeath: A?

Gilgamesh: Absolute Destruction

Exdeath: B?

Gilgamesh: Broaches

Exdeath: C?

Gilgamesh: Control

Exdeath: D?

Gilgamesh: Damnation

Exdeath: E?

Gilgamesh: Eternal Damnation! (Can't get rid of that joke)

Exdeath: Good. F?

Gilgamesh: Festival.

(Exdeath spits out his drink..somehow)

Exdeath: Excuse me?

Gilgamesh: Fruit!

Exdeath: You said...Festival

Gilgamesh: No!

Exdeath: You're thinking of going to the Festival!

Gilgamesh: It's just that..you go every year!

Exdeath: I'm the master of the Void I must go! But I don't enjoy a moment. Unable to suck anything into the Void, all the Thiefs and Turtles...

Gilgamesh: I didn't mean to upset you master Exdeath

Exdeath: Gilgamesh..can't you understand? When your mother abandoned you as a child, anyone else would have burnt you to a crisp. And this is thanks for taking you and raising you as my top minion?

Gilgamesh: I'm sorry Master Exdeath..
Next time: A song!

Dude, I think you just found my next 3D project after the trailers.

=D

The songs are..going to be a challenge (I'm looking at you Hellfire)

You see we have to make Hellfire...Void related..and well that is hard.

Though some songs are easy.

Oh? Negi is offering to use is 3D skills elsewhere?

I've been doing a couple of side projects for class and experience and stuff.

You see, while doing the trailers are good training for use of certain skills, I've pretty much gotten all those skills down.
I've been practicing doing some models completely from scratch, and doing UV maps and such.
Getting this down will be the hardest, but most important part of my job.
I'm currently working on making models of Baby Beel from Beelzebub, as well as making Dr.Tran.
One of them will be used for my final project in class this semester.

And Dude, I can't wait to hear what you do with Hellfire!
I love that one so much!

At one point (It could be a while after this is done I don't care) You should make the scenes for Ortus a Cado..because well ..the quest maker can't get everything =P

..Don't want to sound demanding like "YOU HAVE TO DO THIS!" just a suggestion

@Negi, sounds awesome.

Maybe I'll bother you with my own ideas once I figured out what I am doing xD

Song for Reference

Exdeath: Oh Gilgamesh... You don't know what it's like out there. I do...I do....

The World is Cruel
The World is Wicked
It's I alone whom you can trust in this whole city
I am your only friend.

I who keep you, teach you, feed you, dress you
I who look upon you without fear
How can I protect you boy
Unless you always stay in here
Away in here?

You have 8 arms

Gilgamesh: I have 8 arms

Exdeath: And you polka dotted pants!

Gilgamesh: And I have polka dotted pants!

Exdeath: and these are crimes which the world shows little pity!
You do not Comprehend

Gilgamesh: You are my one defender

Exdeath: Out there, they will revile you as a recurring boss battle

Gilgamesh: I am a recurring boss battle...

Exdeath: Out there, They will hate with scorn and jeer.

Gilgamesh: Only a recurring boss battle...

Exdeath: Why invite their Calumny and Consternation?
Stay in here, be faithful to me

Gilgamesh: I'm faithful...

Exdeath: Be Grateful to me

Gilgamesh: I'm grateful

Exdeath: Do as I say, Obey and Stay in here

Gilgamesh: You are good to me, Master Exdeath..Forgive me

Exdeath: The Void forgives you. But remember Gilgamesh, This is your Save Point

Gilgamesh: Save Point...

(Exdeath teleports out)

Gilgamesh: Safe behind these windows and these parapets of stone
Gazing at the swords down below me...
All my life I watch the fighting as I hide up here alone
hungry for the adventures that they show me

All my life I memorize their names
Knowing them as they will never know me
All my life I wonder how it feels like to pass a day
Not above them..
But part of them!

And out there, Fighting in the sun!
Give me one day Out there.
All I ask is one, to hold forever

Out there, where they all live unaware
What'd I give...What'd I dare
Just to adventure one day out there!

Out among the warriors
and the mages and the monks
Through the roofs and gables I can see them
Every day they fight and adventure and go about there lives
Heedless of the gift it is to be them
If I was in their skin, I'd Treasure every instant

Out There, Fighting on the seine
Taste a morning out there.
Like Ordanairy men who freely adventure out there.
Just one day and then I swear
I'll be content, with my share.
Won't resent, Won't despair
Old and Bent, I won't care
I'll have spent one day Out There!

That+you profile image on this site make it so hard to take you seriously xD

Why does Pikachu have a mustache? (Surely there is more to the pun? :3)

(Cut down to the street where Cloud and Boko the Chocobo are walking around)

Cloud: Hmph you leave the city for a few years and everything changes

(He notices some random guards)

Cloud: Excuse me, which way to the center of the rift? Would you- (the guards walk away) Or not.

(in the Corner Tifa and Mog the moogle are doing some dance. A woman and child walk by but the woman steers the child away)
Woman: Stay away, Child- They're Magi. They'll steal us blind.

(Cloud is watching the dance and drops a few pieces of Gil into a hat. Some random boy whistles. Everyone stops and looks for cover. Mog grabs the hat but the Gil falls out. Tifa tries to gather the change but the guards arrive)

Guard 1: All Right Magi, Where did you get the Gil?

Tifa: For your information I earned it.

Guard 1: Magi don't earn money.

Guard 2: You steal it?

Tifa: You'd no a lot about stealing.

Guard 1: Troublemaker

Guard 2: Maybe a day in the Rift will cool you down!

(She fights them and escapes, the guards chase her but Boko blocks their path and Guard 1 falls)

Cloud: Boko, Sit!

(Boko sits on the guard)

Cloud: I'm sorry. Bad Chocobo. ...I won't sleep well tonight.

Guard 1: Get this thing off of me!

Guard 2: I'll teach you a lesson peasant!

(The guard takes out a small dagger while Cloud takes out his Buster Sword)

Cloud: You were saying?

(Guard 2 realises who it is)

Guard 2: Oh, SOILDER! At your service sir!

(Cloud puts back his sword and bends down to guard 1)

Cloud: The Center of the Rift?

(The guards make a path for Cloud. As he walks he notices the pieces of Gil on the ground, picks them up and drops them in a hat of an old man. The old man takes off the hood revealing it's Mog and Tifa.
Cut to the Center of the Rift, in the dungeon.)

Exdeath: GUARD!
Guard: Yes Master Exdeath?

Exdeath: Ease up when you cast Flare. Charge between spells. Otherwise the older blast will dull him to the new.

Guard: Yes Sir!

(Exdeath turns to Cloud)

Exdeath: WHAHAHA! This is the Cloud of SOILDER, home from the wars.

Cloud: Reporting for duty, sir.

Exdeath: Your service record precedes you, Cloud. Something about taking on a silver haired person a few times...I expect nothing from the best from someone with your experience.

Cloud: And you shall have it sir.

Exdeath: Yes. You know...my last top minion was um a bit of a disappointment to me

(A flare spell is heard followed by screaming)

Exdeath: Well no matter. I'm sure you will beat my men into shape.

Cloud: umm Thank you sir...

(They head to the top of the Center of the Rift)

Exdeath: You come to Cornelia at it's darkest hour, SOILDER. It will take a firm hand to save the weak-minded from being misled.

Cloud: Misled Sir?

Exdeath: Look SOILDER, Magi. The Magi live outside the normal order. Their Heathen ways inflame the people's lowest instincts, and they must feel the void.

Cloud: You called me back from the war to capture Mages?

Exdeath: Oh the real war, SOILDER, is what you see before you. For twenty years, I have been taking care of the Magi, One by One

(With each of the last three words he crushes 3 ants with him Pimp Cane. But he takes off the tile to reveal a ton more ants)

Exdeath: And yet will all my success, they have thrived. I believe they have a safe haven. Within the walls of this very city...A Nest if you will. They call it the Court of Miracles (Name subject to change)

Cloud: What are we going to do about it?

(Exdeath opens a small portal to the void sucking all the ants in)

Cloud: You make your point very vidily sir.

Exdeath: You know I like you SOILDER.

(He is about to leave when he hears the crowd cheering below)

Exdeath: Oh Duty Calls. And I was just about to get the fruit...have you ever been to a peasant festival SOILDER?

Cloud: Not recently sir.

Exdeath: Then this will be an education for you. Come Along.

(Cut To Gilgamesh in a cloak climbing down Castle Rift. He goes into the crowd)

People: Come one! Come all!
Leave your swords and Chocobo!
Let all your weapons to watch the show!
Come one! Come All!
Close the shops put away the tools!
It's the day for breaking the rules
Come and Join the Feast of...

Kefka: Fools!
Uwe he he he!
Once a year we throw a party to destroy this town!
Once a year the destruction turns it upside down!
Every Man's a King, and every King's a Clown!
Once again it's Topsy Turvy Day!

It's the day where I can destory all life!
It's the day where I can stab them with my knife!
Everything is Topsy Turvy at the Feast of Fools!

(Gilgamesh tries to make his way through the crowd but Kefka seems to be trolling him)

Crowd: Topsy Turvy!

Kefka: Everyone must feel the pain!

Crowd: Topsy Turvy!

Kefka: Everyone today is just insane!
Swords are Staffs and Gyshal Pickles smell good!
That's the way on Topsy Turvy Day!

(Gilgamesh is shoved through a curtain and falls through Tifa's Changing Tent)
Tifa: Hey...Are you alright.

Gilgamesh: I didn't mean to. I'm sorry...

Tifa: You're not hurt are you? Here, here, let me see.

Gilgamesh: err I just remembered something. I must take my leave!

(Despite Gilgamesh's Protest Tifa takes off the hood revealing his face, Mog Sneers)

Tifa: There, see no harm done. Just try to be a little more careful.

Gilgamesh: I- I will.

(He starts to leave)

Tifa: By the way. Nice Make-up. You could give Kefka a run for his money.

(Gilgamesh heads back outside)

Crowd: Topsy Turvy!

Kefka: Beat the Drums. Burn them all!

Crowd: Topsy Turvy!

Kefka and Crowd: All because it's Topsy Turvy Day!!!

(Exdeath, Cloud and the guards enter the scene. Kefka goes on stage)

Kefka: Come one Come all!
Hurry, Hurry here's your chance!
See the Poser and Romance!
Come one, Come all!
See the finest girl in the world!
So fine that your head will be twirled!
Dance La Tifa!

(Kefka disappears in some smoke and Tifa takes his place. She starts to dance.)

Exdeath: HURF DURF! Look at that Disgusting Display!

Cloud: Yes Sir!

(Tifa continues to dance. She pulls out a hankerchief and wraps it around Exdeath's neck, pulling his head closer. And jumps away. Exdeath grabs the hankerchief off his head)

Kefka: And now all you worthless pieces of life out there, The piece de resistance!

Here it is the moment you've been waiting for!
Here it is, you know exactly what's in store!
Now's the time where we laugh until our sides are sore!
Now's the time to crown the King of Fools!

You all remember Last Year's King?

(Last Year's King which happens to be Queen Brahne is carried out.)

Kefka: So make a face that's horrible and frightening!
Make a face as gruesome has the Devil's Wing!

(Feral Chaos is watching from afar)

Feral: ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

Kefka: For the face that's the ugliest will be the King of Fools!
Why?

Crowd: Topsy Turvy!

Kefka: Ugly folks, forget your shyness!

Crowd: Topsy Turvy!

Kefka: You can soon be called your highness!

Crowd: Put your foulest features on display!
Be the king of Topsy Turvy Day!!!

(Kefka is pulling people on stage and Tifa pulls Gilgamesh on stage. Tifa works her way down the line and pulls off everyones mask. This continues until they get to Gilgamesh. She tries to pull the mask off but learns that it's not a mask)

Random NPC 1: That's no mask!

Random NPC 2: It's his face!

Random NPC 3: Are those Polka Dotted Pants...

Random NPC 4: It's that loud guy from Castle Rift

(Gilgamesh is all sad cause he realizes everyone is scared of him. Exdeath realizes that Gilgamesh is the last guy left on the stage. Kefka jumps in)

Kefka: Uwe he he! You worthless pieces of life! Don't panic! We asked for the ugliest face in Cornelia. And here it is! Gilgamesh! The minion of Castle Rift!!!

(The crowd is all festive again)
Crowd: Once a year we throw a party to destory this town!
Kefka: Hail to the king. Uwe He he!

Crowd: Once a year the destruction turns it upside down!
Kefka: What a great king!

Crowd: Once a year the ugliest will wear a crown!
Kefka: May all the fanboys and fangirls rejoice!

Crowd: Once a year on Topsy Turvy Day!
Kefka: We never had a king like this before!

All: And it's the day where we do things that we deplore!
On the other three hundred and sixty four!
Once a year we like to stop in
Where the destruction is never stoppin
For the chance to pop some popinjay!
And pick a King who'll put the top!
In Topsy Turvy Day!!!


Song for Reference

I didn't have much to work with for this part >_>

The crowd chants Gil-Ga-Mesh! On the sides the guards watch)

Guard 2: You think he's ugly now? Watch this!

(He throws a Balamb Garden Hot-Dog at Gilgamesh. The crowd goes quiet)

Guard 2: Now that's ugly!

Guard 3: Hail to the king!

(He throws another Hot Dog. Soon Gilgamesh is being pelted by foods of all sorts. Gilgamesh is then tied down to a rotating platform. He is spun around and he notices Exdeath)

Gilgamesh: Lord Exdeath! Please help me!

Cloud: Sir, A request to end this!

Exdeath: WHA HA HA! In a moment SOILDER! This is better then sending him to the rift!

(After these words they all notice Tifa walking up the steps)

Tifa: Don't be afraid. I'm sorry. This wasnt' supposed to happen...

Exdeath: You! Magi! Get down from there at once!

Tifa: Yes Void Master. As soon as I release this poor creature.

Exdeath: I forbid it!

(She somehow punches the rope hard enough for it to snap)

Exdeath: How dare you defy me?!?!

Tifa: You mistreat this poor man the same way you mistreat my people! You speak of Void, yet you have no control over it!

Exdeath: Silence! Mark my words Magi. You will pay for this insolence.

Tifa: Then it appears that we crowned the wrong fool. The only fool I see is you!

Exdeath: SOILDER Cloud, Arrest her!

(Cloud motions towards the guards as they surround the stage)

Tifa: Now, let's see. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten of you and one of me. Well you know what they say. Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally!

(She disappears in a puff of smoke)

Exdeath: Esper Magic!

(From another location)

Tifa: Oh boys! Over here!

(She leads the guards on a giant chase, she knocks over a large cage holding Tellah. He steps out)

Tellah: I'm free! Now I can avenge Anna!

(He falls into a stockade and it locks)

Tellah: Dang it!

(Meanwhile Tifa continues to avoid the guards. She throws a helmet that hits 2 guards and almost cuts Cloud's head off)

Cloud: I'm just going to pretend I don't know her....

(Tifa leaps over Exdeath's Stand. The guards throw a spear causing Exdeath to go for cover. Tifa goes to the top of the stand and disappears.)

Exdeath: Find her, SOILDER! I want her alive!

Cloud: Yes, sir. Seal off the area! Find the Magi Girl. And do not harm her!

(Exdeath teleports off to Gilgamesh)

Gilgamesh: I'm sorry Master Exdeath..I won't do it again...
(Gilgamesh retruns to Castle Rift and shuts the door. Cut to Cloud searching for Tifa. He notices Tifa and Mog in their disguise heading to Castle Rift. He follows her alone. In the Castle he comes up behind her and Tifa turns around and grabs his Buster Sword)

Tifa: You!

(She forces him to the floor holding the sword to his chin)

Cloud: Not interested...

Tifa: Oh really? How about if I let it drop?

Cloud: All right...calm down. Just give me a chance to apologize.

Tifa: For what?

(Cloud grabs the Buster Sword and turns it on her)

Cloud: That for instance.

Tifa: You sneaky son of a-

Cloud: Watch it. Were in some castle place.

Tifa: So?

Cloud: I honestly don't know.

(Tifa picks up a candle staff from the side)

Cloud: Are you always this charming?

(Tifa swings the staff and Cloud blocks it with his sword. They fight for a while)

Cloud: You fight almost as well as a man...

Tifa: Funny. I was about to say the same thing to you.

Cloud: That's hitting a little below the belt isn't it?

Tifa: No, this is.

(Tifa aims the staff at Cloud's Crotch area, he blocks it but gets hit in the head instead.)

Cloud: ...Touche.

(Mog comes out of nowhere and jumps on his face. Eventually coming off)

Cloud: I didn't know you had a kid
Tifa: Well, he doesn't take kindly to SOILDERS

(The fighting stops)

Cloud: I noticed. Allow me. I'm Cloud. It means “Cloud” and you are?

Tifa: Is this an interrogation?

Cloud: An introduction

Tifa: You're not arresting me?

Cloud: As long as you are in here. I can't

Tifa: You're not like the other SOILDERS...

Cloud: Thanks...

Tifa: If you're not here to arrest me, then what do you want?

Cloud: I'd settle for your name.

Tifa: Tifa.

Cloud: It's better then Cloud.

(Exdeath approaches from behind)

Exdeath: HURF DURF! Good work SOILDER! Now arrest her!

Cloud: (Whispering to Tifa) Save your game

(Tifa looks at him oddly)

Cloud: Save it!

Tifa: You tricked me!

Exdeath: I'm waiting SOILDER!

Cloud: I'm sorry sir, She saved her game. There's nothing I can do.

Exdeath: Then drag her outside an-

(Warrior of Light enters)

Warrior of Light: Exdeath! You will not touch her! (To Tifa) Don't worry. Void Master Exdeath learned years ago to respect Castle Rift.

(Exdeath and the guards turn to leave. Exdeath teleports around the pillars and waits for the crowd to go away. He goes behind Tifa and wraps her arm behind her. He whispers)

Exdeath: You think you have outwitted me. But I am a patient tree. And Magi don't do well inside stone walls... You will be flowerless!

(Exdeath...somehow smells Tifa's hair...[Oh god..the fanfic will be endless!])

Tifa: What are you doing?

Exdeath: I was imagining the Void consuming you...

Tifa: I know what you were imagining.

Exdeath: Such a clever girl. So typical of your kind, to twist the truth to cloud the mind with...interesting thoughts. Well, no matter. (He begins to leave) You've chosen a good prison. But it's a prison nonetheless. Set one foot outside it. And you're mine!

(he leaves. Tifa goes to another door but sees a guard outside)

Guard: Exdeath's Orders! Post a minion at every door!

(She shuts the door. Mog goes up to her)

Tifa: One thing Mog. If Exdeath thinks he can keep us here. He's wrong.

Warrior of Light: Don't act rashly. You created quite a stir at the festival. It would be unwise to arouse Exdeath's anger anymore...seriously don't do it.

Tifa: You saw what he did out there! Let the crowd torture that guy in red. I thought if just one person could stand up to him then... What do they have against people who are different anyway?

Warrior of Light: You can't right all the wrongs in the world youself. The light does that.

Tifa: No one out there is going to help...

Warrior of Light: Perhaps someone in here can. Now excuse me I have to bathe in the light
(he walks off)

Tifa: I don't know if you can hear me.
Or if you're even there
I don't know if you would listen
Why you sit in that freakin chair.

Yes, I know I'm just an outcast
I shouldn't speak to you.
But then I look at what you've done
and say. You've done nothing too.

Cosmos help the outcasts
Level 1 from the start
Just show them some mercy so you do your part.

Please help my people
We look to you still
Cosmos help the outcasts, or nobody will.

(she walks through the castle slowly while shadows of other people shadow over her)

Sephiroth: I ask for Dis Pear

Squall: I ask for a walls

Terra: I ask for Dem Abs which is a better request then Squalls!

Kuja: I ask for people to stop commenting on my clothes!

Firion: I ask for the world to be covered in roses!

Tifa: I ask for nothing!
I can get by.
But I know so many, less lucky then I

Please help my people.
The poor and down weak
I thought you were on a winning streak.

Cosmos help the outcasts, prove you don't....suck.

Tifa be callin' Cosmos out!

Very long and boring part is very long and boring

(The people notice Gilgamesh downstairs)

Terra: Ahh GET AWAY!

Firion: Now Terra...this isn't Dissidia. You can act the way you normally do.

Terra: Oh right I forgot...

(Gilgamesh runs up the stairs and Tifa chases him)

Tifa: Wait! I want to talk to you!

(Gilgamesh makes it to the top of the stairs while Tifa and Mog follow. Feral, Gabranth and Shantotto watch on)

Shantotto: Ohohohoho. It seems the boy has a friend after all! If he didn't get one soon I would be filled with appall!

Feral: GRAAAAAAAAGH!
Gabranth: One of the better ladies I've judged

Feral: ARRRRRRRGH!

(Gilgamesh reaches the room)

Feral: UNGRAAAAAAAGH!

Gabranth: As Judge Magister I say you did a swell job!

Feral: RAAAAAAWR!

Gilgamesh: No I-

Gabranth: If you run to fast she'll get away!

Gilgamesh: Yeah...that's what im-

Feral: BRAAAAAAAAGH!

Shantotto: I swear you two are a stupid lot. I'm surprised I don't have both of you shot.

(Tifa enters, Feral, Gabranth and Shantotto turn to stone)

Tifa: So here you are...I was afraid I lost you.

Gilgamesh: Umm yeah..nice to see you. But I have..some singing to work on! Yeah you know..erm
Sparkle sparkle little twink...yeah that's it!

Tifa: Wait!

(Tifa gives chase to Gilgamesh)

Tifa: I'm sorry about this afternoon... I had no idea who you were. I would have never pulled you on stage.

(She reaches Gilgamesh's room. She is shocked to see a model of the city and some glass models of swords)

Tifa: What is this place?

Gilgamesh: This is where I live.

(She looks at the glass sword)

Tifa: Did you make these yourself?

Gilgamesh: Yes, they are a model of the Sword of Legend!

Tifa: This is beautiful. If I could do this I wouldn't find myself dancing on the streets for gil.

Gilgamesh: But you're a good dancer.

Tifa: Well it keeps the drinks on the table, anyway What's this?

Gilgamesh: Err...they're not finished.

Tifa: The Shopkeeper and Chocobo Breeder. You're a suprising person Gilgamesh. Not to mention lucky. All this space to yourself.

Gilgamesh: Well it's not just me. There is also the devil thing, the Judge and the Tarutaru. And of course the bells. Would you like to see them?

Tifa: Why not? Cmon Mog!

Gilgamesh: I'll be the first to introduce you.

(Up In the bell tower)

Tifa: I never knew there were so many...

Gilgamesh: That's Omega, and Ozma, Penance, and Yiazmat. Superbosses you know.

Tifa: And who's this?

Gilgamesh: Enkidu.

(From under Enkidu Tifa yells “Hello” and it echoes throughout the room)

Gilgamesh: Enkidu likes you... would you like to see more?

Tifa: We'd love that.

(Gilgamesh and Tifa proceed outside to the view of Cornelia)

Tifa: I bet the King himself doesn't have a view like this! I wish I can stay up here forever...

Gilgamesh: You could, you know.

Tifa: I couldn't...

Gilgamesh: Oh yes! You can save your game!

Tifa: But I can't have freedom. Magi don't do well in inside stone.

Gilgamesh: But you're not like the other Magi. They're are our rivals!

Tifa: Who told you that?
Gilgamesh: Master Exdeath. He raised me.

Tifa: How can such an evil man have raised someone like you?

Gilgamesh: Evil? Oh no. Master Exdeath might be obbsessed with bringing everything to the void but he is not evil! He took me in when no one else would. I am a monster you know.

Tifa: He told you that?

Gilgamesh: Look at me...

Tifa: Give me your hand.

Gilgamesh: err...which one?

Tifa: Any. (she takes one of his hands) now let's see...
Hmmm a long life. A very popular character...will have random people scream out his name for no reason...A bit of a coward. Well that's funny.

Gilgamesh: What?

Tifa: I don't see any.

Gilgamesh: Any what?

Tifa: Monster lines. Not a single one. Now look at me. Do you think I'm a villain?

Gilgamesh: No, no no! I think you're kind and good and-

Tifa: -And a Magi. And Maybe Exdeath wrong about the both of us.

(Below Feral, Gabranth and Shantotto are listening)

Feral: GRAAAAAAAGH?!?!

Shantotto: Exdeath really is a lousy tree. I wouldn't want to be caught with him talking to me.

Feral: GRAAAAAAAAGH!

(Gabranth hands him some gil)

Gabranth: Freakin Demon thing....

(back on the roof)

Gilgamesh: You helped me, so I will return the favor.

Tifa: But there is no way out! There are minions at every door.

Gilgamesh: We won't use a door.

Tifa: Were gonna climb down?

Gilgamesh: Yep! You carry the moogle and I'll carry you.

Tifa: so how are we going to get down there.

Gilgamesh: You see. I'm going to use my Magic Rope.

Tifa: ...Magic Rope?

Gilgamesh: One day Master Exdeath came home and gave me a Magic Rope he got from some weird guy named Laguna. He said it was a piece of trash so he gave it to me.

(Gilgamesh reaches up in the sky and down comes the rope he uses the rope to get to the ground. When they land they hear some guards)

Guard: Check the alley!

Guard 2: This way!

(The guards go away they come out from behind a statue.)

Gilgamesh: I hope that didn't scare you.

Tifa: Not for an instant.

Gilgamesh: I'll never forget you Tifa.

Tifa: Come with me.

Gilgamesh: What?!?!

Tifa: To the 7th Hevean. Leave this place.

Gilgamesh: I can't go out there again! You saw what happened to me today! No. I have to stay here.

Tifa: All right. Then I'll come and see you.

Gilgamesh: Here? But what about the minions? And Exdeath?

Tifa: I'll come after sunset.

Gilgamesh: I'm busy then! I have to ..err Find the Sword of Legend! That's it...

(Tifa gives Gilgamesh a small kiss [again with me giving the fanfic writers ideas...]

Gilgamesh: Whatever's good for you...
(Tifa hands him a Mini Crystal)

Tifa: If you ever need to save your game. This will show you the way.

Gilgamesh: But how?

Tifa: Just remember. When you wear the crystal bright. You will find the bar all right.

(Mog comes in as he hears guards)

Gilgamesh: Hurry you must go!

(She goes off and Gilgamesh uses the rope to make it back on top. Cloud is waiting for him there)

Cloud: Hey. You seen the Magi girl?

(Gilgamesh get's angry when he sees the guards. He takes out his chicken knife and takes a swing)

Cloud: Hey easy.

Gilgamesh: No SOILDERS! This is a save point!

Cloud: Wait. I mean no harm.

Gilgamesh: Go! GILGAMESH MORPHING TIME!
(Gilgamesh morphs into his eight arm form. He pins him against a wall and picks him up with two of his arms)

Cloud: You tell her from me that I didn't mean to trap her. It was the only way to save her...will you tell her that?

Gilgamesh: Only if you leave! Now!

Cloud: I'll go. If you let me down.

(Gilgamesh does so and turns back to normal)

Cloud: and one more thing. She's lucky...

Gilgamesh: Why?

Cloud: To have a friend like you.

(He leaves and Gilgamesh goes back up the tower)

Feral: GRAAAAAAAGH!

Gabranth: You sure showed that guy your HATRED!

Feral: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Gilgamesh: What do you mean my girl?

Shantotto: That girl..her name was Tifa was it not? I hope you remember your brain may rot.

Feral: UNGRAAAAAAAGH!

Gilgamesh: L-l-LOVER BOY?!?!

Shantotto: Ohohohoho. We all know that you enjoy that girl. Now stop being modest or I am going to hurl.

Gilgamesh: I thank you for what you are doing..but let's be honest. Ugliest face in Cornelia remember?

You can now all love me forever

Song for Reference

So many times out there.
I watched a happy pair
of lovers dueling in the night...
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like Crystal Light...

I knew I'd never know
That warm and loving glow
Though I wish with all my might
Me and my polka dotted pants
Were never meant for Crystal Light

But suddenly a warrior has smiled at me
and kissed my cheek without a trace of fright.

I dare to dream that she
might even care for me
and as I ring these bells tonight
The Rift seems so bright!
I swear it must be Crystal Light

(As Gilgamesh Rings the bell the scene cuts to the Center of the Rift where Exdeath is in his chamber)

Exdeath: Beata Cosmos
You know I am an awesome tree
of my virtue I am justly proud.

Beata Cosmos
You know I'm so much
Cooler then the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.

Then tell me, Cosmos, why I see her dancing there
Why her smoldering eyes consume my soul!?
I feel her! I see her!
The sun caught in her raven hair!
Is tearing me out of all control!!!

Like Corruption.
Void Corrupition
The Void Corrupting me!
This endless disruption
Makes me realize how much it sucks to be a tree.

(As Exdeath says these last words he is surrounded by men in red cloaks)

It's not my fault!
I' had no role!
It is the Magi girl, who let the void take control!
It's not my fault!
It's in Shinryu's Decree
That Chaos is so much stronger then a Tree!!!

Protect me Cosmos!
Don't let the Siren cast her spell
Don't let the void consume my armor and soul!
Destroy Tifa!
And let her taste the ends of the Rift!
Or else let her me mine and mind alone!

(A guard knocks on the door and enters)

Biggs: Master Exdeath, The Magi has escaped.

Exdeath: What?!

Biggs: She is nowhere in Castle Rift. She's Gone.

Exdeath: But how!?...Nevermind! Get out, you idiot! I'll find her..I'll find her if I have to suck all of Cornelia into the void!

Void Corrupition!
Dark Corruption!
Now Magi it's your turn!
Choose me your the Void's Erruption!
Be mine or the you'll have the Rift!

Cosmos please forgive her....
Cosmos please forgive me..

But she will be mine or she'll
have
The Rift!!!!
(Exdeath passes out)

Thanks.

But this is only the half way point.

I know, but Hellfire is so awesome, it deserves it's own applause :3