KouKou no Dissidia
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KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:09 pm
If you all didn't catch this long ago on Gamefaqs, here's my fic I've been writing since like... September I think. Had some changes to the originals after people commented and corrected me last time so... Here it is!
<A New Semester>
<A New Semester>
- Spoiler:
- Miss Cosmos: Alright class we now begin a new semester I hope you all enjoyed your summer vacations.
Everyone: Yes Miss C
Miss Cosmos: Now, I would like to introduce to you all new transfer students for this semester, come on in kids!
*there is a buzz as 3 new students walk in*
Miss Cosmos: Alright, please state your name and significance in your story. Ladies first.
Terra: Oh yes! Finally… more girls I can talk to.
Zidane: Man they’re hot.
Terra: Shut it Zidane! Although I do admit they are quite good looking…
Shantotto: Yes I admit they do have good looks, but NO ONE could ever beat my looks and cuteness in my book! OH HOHOHO
OK: Looks like someones being cocky…
Shantotto: OH HOHO Well says you shrimpy all I said is for jest! Besides, your looks and cuteness are a B- at best.
OK: hmph…
Miss Cosmos: SHHH! Show the newcomers some respect
Lightning: … I’m Lightning Farron… I was made a L’Cie due to an incident while trying to save my sister… I fought a pope who was a Fal’Cie and a Fal’Cie called Orphan… I got turned into a crystal but was turned back afterwards…
Miss Cosmos: Wow, you new kids sure have complicated storylines. Next!
Tifa: Hello, I’m Tifa Lockhart, I’m Clouds childhood friend and my role was to provide emotional support and care for Cloud and the rest of the gang.
Zidane: Psst! Cloud! That’s your childhood friend. (She’s so hot)
Cloud: Yea, what of it?
Zidane: *jealousy*
Miss Cosmos: Great to have you on board! Alright, next is the gentleman over there.
Kain: Greetings, I’m Kain Highwind, I’m a good friend of Cecil but I was being mind controlled by his brother during the course of the story but I helped Cecil and the team to fight his brother and Zemus in the end.
Miss Cosmos: I see… well don’t get controlled again ok?
Kain: …
Miss Cosmos: Alright, just to let you all know there may be other new charac… I mean students who will be joining us later on but for now the author does not wish to jump to any conclusions in order to be safe from flames of potential GameFaqs readers.
WoL: Erm.. Miss C what was that?
Miss Cosmos: Oh its nothing, just part of my script… forget about that it’s just for the readers…
Firion: I see the fourth wall already broken and we haven’t even started homeroom proper…
Miss Cosmos: Alright new students please sit anywhere you like.
(Kain sits behind Cecil)
Kain: Long time no see buddy!
Cecil: Yea, it’s been a while, hope to have a good time.
Firion: Hey Kain you’re a dragoon right?
Kain: Yes, how’d you guess.
Firion: I had a friend once who looks like you, although he was the last dragoon in my world…
WoL: Does that mean you can jump very high?
Kain: I guess so…
Tidus: Ha! No one can beat me at sports! I could jump almost as high as one of my friends who was something like a dragoon, I’m sure I can beat you!
Kain: Oh, you sure of that?
Tidus: Yea! Come the fitness test we’ll see who’s the best jumper around here!
WoL: *facepalms* I guess you’re in for a shock then…
Tidus: Waddya mean?
WoL: Sigh… Nevermind…
(Tifa walks to the seat next to Cloud)
Tifa: Mind if I sit here? *smiles*
Cloud: … Not at all…
Zidane: *scowls*
(Lightning sits in front of Squall)
Lightning: … I hope you don’t mind…
Squall: whatever…
Terra: Psst! Hey there girls! Want to hang out after school?
Tifa: Sure! Why not?
Lightning: Ok…
Shantotto: Oh hoho this will be fun.
Miss Cosmos: Alright class pipe down, it’s time to begin the new semester proper.
(After Class, the girls gather)
Terra: This is so cool! We girls can all hang out together! I hope there are more
girls coming.
Shantotto: Oh hoho I’m sure there will, but we have to wait until.
(Zidane, Bartz and Squall walk over)
Zidane: Hey ladies. Wanna to hang out with us?
Terra: Not a chance Zidane, stop hitting on the new girls!
Zidane: Aww come on…
Lightning: … you look like a trouble maker I’m certain…
Bartz: Haha! Spot on Lightning!
Shantotto: They’re the troublesome trio don’t mind them at all, although I think
Squall is just being under those two’s thrall.
Squall: …
Lightning: (He’s kinda cute…) … Squall… would you like to join us?
Tifa: Oh! If Squall’s joining then can Cloud come along too? (tugs Cloud’s
uniform)
Terra: … err sure… (aww I want it to be just girls)
Cloud: … Not interested…
Squall: I’ll sit this one out…
Lightning: …
Tifa: Oh Cloud…
Terra: (yay)
Shantotto: Alright no more dillydallying! Seems like they will be no boys we will
bring.
(Tidus walks over)
Tidus: Erm Lightning…
Lighting: yes? ...
Tidus: I think you’re hot!
Lightning: ... *blushes* … *slaps Tidus* … I’m sorry
-And thus Tidus said something which spurred lots of comments and got slapped by Lightning-
(…)
Bartz: I have this strange feeling someone is making a fanfiction about us in High School doing these exact same things…
Cloud: What?
Squall: You’re delirious…
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:10 pm
<Health and Fitness checkup day – part 1>
- Spoiler:
- Miss Cosmos: Alright class, today is the annual health and fitness checkup day. Everyone will have to do a series of health screening, boys and girls are separated of course, and there will be a fitness test, but that’s more important for the boys, you girls need much more time for your health screenings.
Everyone: Ok Miss C!
Tidus: Alright! Today’s the day, watch out Kain!
Kain: Haha you’re on!
Terra: I hope I haven’t gone fat…
Tifa: Nonsense! You’re just fine Terra.
Shantotto: I don’t know about you two, but as a Taruru, I’m in the best shape there is in my point of view. OH HOHOHO!
Lightning: (Good thing my mark already vanished, I’d hate to let people see it…)
Onion Knight: I hate this day… (T.T)
Warrior of Light: Why’s that?
Onion Knight: Don’t ask please… (T.T)
Cecil: *turns dark knight* That because he’s afraid he didn’t grow at all! Shorty! Hahaha! *changes back* … sorry about that *pats OK’s head
Miss Cosmos: Alright, girls head over to infirmary, some of the boys will go to the gym for the fitness test first while the rest will head to class Quezacotl for your health screening.
(Everyone split up into their groups and headed for their checkups)
(At class Quezacolt, the height and weight station)
Nurse White Mage: Mr Warrior of Light please step to the ruler.
Warrior of Light: *heads over*
Nurse White Mage: Wow it seems you’ve grown taller again and your weight seems healthy enough. By the way you’re the tallest in class! Keep up the good work on that healthy lifestyle.
Warrior of Light: Thanks Nurse White Mage. Can’t help but keep fit when you are saving the world.
Onion Knight: (aww I wish I was the tallest in class) Hey Sidney could I borrow your helmet?
Warrior of Light: I see you’re calling me by what my mentor Bahamut calls me… Sure Onion Knight.
Nurse White Mage: Mr Onion Knight you’re up next.
Onion Knight: *walks over wearing WoL’s helmet*
Nurse White Mage: Erm… Mr Onion Knight the helmet you’re wearing isn’t going to make me record your height as two feet taller, plus it’s going to add to your weight.
Onion Knight: Aww… *takes off and stands at the ruler*
Nurse White Mage: Seems you haven’t grown much again. Do drink more milk and try basketball.
Cecil: Don’t worry, you will still grow! *turns dark knight* HAHA! SHORTY SHORTY SHORTY~!
Onion Knight: (T.T)
(Over at the overall body screening)
Nurse Rosa: Mr Cloud was it? Your record says that your body has been infused with… *checks file again* Mako?
Cloud: Yes that’s right Nurse Rosa…
Nurse Rosa: And are you still suffering from any side effects?
Cloud: Well, the voices in my head died down and the silver haired guy with an abnormally long sword no longer controls me so I guess I’m okay…
Squall: Except that he still has a bad case of emoness and disinterest for everything in the world.
Cloud: Look who’s talking Squall, and you don’t even have Mako infused in you.
Nurse Rosa: Touche…
Squall: (-_-lll)
(At the Gym, the hundred metre sprint test)
Coach Gilgamesh: On your marks… Get set… GO!!! RUN YOU MAGGOTS RUN!!!
*Zidane and Bartz sprinted as fast as they could, Zidane was just a split second faster than Bartz*
Bartz: Gosh Zidane, you beat me again! How are you doing it?
Zidane: Well, kidnapping princesses does require lots of speed, let’s just say I’ve been training.
Bartz: Yea, so that you can chase after girls too! Haha! Well I have done some training myself.
Zidane: How? By running away from battles? Heehee
Coach Gilgamesh: Well, that explains why Brave Blade did so little damage when he was sparring with me last semester. Haw haw haw!
Bartz: (-.-) very funny guys…
(The long jump test, and the Tidus vs Kain showdown)
Coach Faris: Alright lassies! Jump as far as you can and don’t hold back!
*Firion jumps first*
Coach Faris: Not bad Firion! You’ve improved!
Firion: Of course coach Faris. My agility increases every time I practice.
Coach Faris: Fair enough! Next! Tidus! Give me a good show just like last year!
*Tidus jumps for 3 metres*
Coach Faris: Not bad at all Tidus! A whole new record! You’ve been practicing I see.
Tidus: Haha you know it Coach Faris! I always do that in order not to let down the Abes! Beat THAT Kain!
Coach Faris: Keep up the good work! Next the new kid, Kain! You’re next!
Firion: Oh boy…
*Kain jumps and hits the gym ceiling and lands on the other side of the gym*
Everyone else: (0.0)
Kain: You were saying Tidus?
Coach Faris: PWNED!
-And so Tidus got pwned-
(End of part 1)
(After the guys finished their checkup)
Zidane: Hey guys! I’ve got a plan!
(What’s Zidane up to? Find out in Part 2…)
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:10 pm
< Health and Fitness checkup day – part 2>
- Spoiler:
- (We continue to the point where the boys finished their checkups but the girls haven’t *man do they take their time* and so Zidane had his “brilliant” plan and he’s definitely up to no good)
Zidane: We’re going to sneak a peek at the infirmary!
Warrior of Light: I knew it! Only you would have such sick ideas. Besides Miss C would be there to keep us away.
Zidane: Which is why a plan is needed. duh…
Warrior of Light: Well I want no part of this.
Onion Knight: You are sick, Terra would never forgive me if I agreed to you.
Firion: Count me out too.
Cecil: *changes dark knight* This will be fun haha. *changes back* No I will not let myself go through this. *changes to DK again* aww come on, let loose abit will ya? *changes back* Sidney, Firion, Onion Knight, restrain me!
Kain: … *walks away* (I should take this chance to hit on Rosa. Heehee)
WoL, Firion and OK: Aye!
(Cecil gets tied up by the legs and hands)
Cecil: *changes to DK* man, my good side sucks…
Zidane: Cloud, Tidus what about you two?
Cloud: … Not interested…
Tidus: Well…
Zidane: Come on Tidus, you know you want to see Lightning
Tidus: *flashes back to the time Lightning slapped him* (she’s a feisty one hee
hee) Okay I’m in.
Zidane: Alright come on Bartz!
(Tidus follows Zidane and Bartz who are also dragging Squall by the collar, apparently they didn’t bother to ask him, they’d just drag him along)
Squall: … whatever…
(At the corridor near the infirmary, Cosmos is sitting outside, the gang are behind the wall round the corner)
Zidane: Alright guys, you know the plan.
Bartz: Right!
Tidus: Right.
Squall: … whatever…
Cloud: … right…
Zidane: Cloud! I thought you weren’t interested *gives Cloud a smug face*
Cloud: *blushed* … (want to see Tifa…) <-- (he’s still a little perverted haha)
Zidane: No matter. Good to have you on board! Alright guys the mission begins now!
(mission impossible music)
Bartz: Miss C! Miss C!
Miss Cosmos: Yes Bartz what’s the problem?
Bartz: It’s Coach Gilgamesh and Coach Faris again! They’re fighting again and
totally wrecking the place just like you told them not to!
Miss Cosmos: Alright! Guard this place will you Bartz? I trust you won’t do anything funny while I’m gone since the last time I scolded Zidane for sneaking peeks.
Bartz: Nuh uh Miss C!
(Miss Cosmos hurriedly heads towards the gym. The other guys were hiding in class Shiva which was down the hall while Miss Cosmos was distracted)
Bartz: Psst! (whispering)Coast is clear guys!
(The guys walked out of the class, following dialogue are in a whispering manner for the boys)
Zidane: Alright Mission sneak-a-peek is almost a success time for section B: the prize~
(Zidane quietly slides the infirmary door which thankfully did not make any noise. The guys gather at the small opening to view the scene inside except Squall who was leaning on the opposite wall wanting no part of it)
(Inside the infirmary, Terra, Tifa and Lightning are dressing themselves back into their uniforms)
Tifa: Well that sure took a long time.
Terra: Yes its always like that here since there are many girls from other classes
as well. <--(let’s just say each game is a class)
Lightning: (glad that’s over, the whole health screening process was so embarrassing)
Terra: Ahh. I’m just glad I didn’t get fat over the vacation.
Tifa: Terra you’re so slim, why are you so worried.
Terra: … that’s because… you know… when I go esper, if I’m fat it will show…
Lightning: What’s your secret… In keeping so slim…
Terra: Well to be honest all of us are slim so we need not worry but if you want to know, I do a lot of combat practice at home. Mainly having a steel statue which looks like Zidane and I… POUND THE HECK OUT OF HIM!!!
(back at the boys)
Zidane: *growls softly*
Bartz, Cloud and Tidus: hee hee hee
(Just then Shantotto just finished her checkup since she’s the last)
Shantotto: OH HOHO! Well I do say I find my results quite pleasing. I’m sure you girls will not be teasing!
Tifa: Well you’re a Tarutaru so I guess it is acceptable for you to not be so tall.
Shantotto: OH HOHO! I’ll have you know! Despite me being small, in athletics I’m quite a pro. So there’s no need for me to be tall at all!
Terra: Yes I know, and you can prove it to them during out annual sports day.
Lightning: I’m quite good too, maybe we could have a challenge then.
Shantotto: OH HOHO! We shall then. Don’t hold back on me my friend.
Terra: Oh, Tifa, I got to say you are really well… gifted, if you know what I mean. Do you have a secret?
Lightning: I’d like to hear that…
Shantotto: OH HOHO! Do tell! Do tell!
Tifa: Oh… (this is embarrassing) … Well it’s also for health I guess; I drink two
glasses of warm milk every day.
Terra: (Oh I must try that!)
Lightning: *writes milk on a shopping list*
Shantotto: (Note to self, drink warm milk for health)
(Meanwhile the boys continue to giggle)
Zidane and Bartz: hehehe
Tidus: Hey Cloud, your hair is tickling me, cut it out.
Cloud: … It’s not my fault…
Bartz: Quit shoving you two
Zidane: Yea, you’re gonna get us found out.
Tidus: Sorry… Ah… Ahhh…. AHCOOO
(Tidus suddenly let out a loud sneeze and the boys leaned too far forward causing them to push the sliding door down and the girls saw the whole thing)
The Girls: AHHHHH
Terra: ZIDANE! YOU AGAIN!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud??? How could you!?!?!?
Lightning: YAAA!!! *she wasn’t done changing and she quickly dresses up* (oh no! Is that Squall I see on the other side? What if he saw me??? That Zidane and
Bartz are sooo dead!!!!) * Lightning’s eyes flare up*
Shantotto: You boys are in BIG trouble you hear? How did Miss C even let you get near???
(Terra goes esper and dashes towards Zidane)
Terra: I’m gonna knock your block off you dumb monkey!!!! TAKE THAT AND THAT!!!
(An avalanche of magic was rained upon Zidane)
(Lightning runs after Terra and gives Bartz a huge punch in the face)
Bartz: YEOWZERS!!!
Lightning: You think that was painful? Then take some of these!!!!
(More punches and slaps are being thrown at Bartz)
Tifa: Cloud… you… *slaps Cloud so hard he fell to the ground straight*
(Tifa leaves crying)
Cloud: Tifa… I’m sorry… *nose bleeds and falls unconscious*
(Shantotto takes up her wand and shoots lightning bolts at Tidus)
Tidus: OWIE! It’s like the thunder plains all over again!!!
Shantotto: Again you say? I shall make you PAY!!!
Tidus: AHHHHHHH
(Miss Cosmos comes back, crossed and see the spectacle)
Miss Cosmos: Well I see they learnt they’re lesson. The other guys told me about it. But I know you wouldn’t do such a thing Squall, you poor thing always getting dragged into this.
Squall: … whatever…
(Miss Cosmos enjoys the scene a few more seconds *lol sadist*)
Miss Cosmos: Alright girls, they learnt they’ve lesson, you all can go back to class now.
(Terra changes back to human and leaves hastily to look for Tifa, Shantotto follows)
(Lightning walks towards Squall)
Lightning: Sorry about your friends…
Squall: … well I’m sorry about my friends, they’re such morons… you know what
I mean
Lightning: *laughs sheepishly* I see.
Squall: Let’s walk back to class, just leave them be.
Lightning: Okay…
(Squall and Lightning leaves together, both slightly blushing XD)
Zidane: Well… It was worth it…
Bartz: Yea… Although it was a little of a failure…
Cloud: Tifa… *sobs even while unconscious*
Zidane: To us!
Bartz and Tidus: To us!!
Everyone: …
Tidus: That was fun…
-And so Tidus had fun-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:11 pm
<Special Section: Character Bios>
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Note:... Haven't got an updated one of this... I should write this again next time...
- Spoiler:
- Miss Cosmos’ Class
Miss Cosmos: The kindly form teacher of the heroes’ class who shows care and concern for her students but also keeps discipline firm.
Warrior of Light: A natural leader and not surprisingly the class president, although always not listened to he is shown respect by everyone in the class.
(Real name Sidney – refer to original DIssidia School Days posts by SurgeOfLight)
Firion: A friendly guys who is friendly to newcomers and likes roses. Can be hot-blooded when the things get heated up.
Onion Knight: A cute kindly guy who has a height complex. The only guy liked by Terra.
Cecil: A guy with a bipolar complex, his dark knight self appears at times but he is able to keep himself in control. His best friend is Kain although Kain may backstab at any time yet he doesn’t notice it.
Kain: Cecil’s best friend who is competitive yet reserved at times. Has the potential to suddenly turn evil and backstab only Cecil, usually unsuccessful
Bartz: Number 2 of the troublesome trio, sometimes he becomes the butt of the joke, always have a light-hearted appearance and hangs out with Zidane most of the time.
Terra: A self conscious girl who doesn’t really like most guys except. She is relived that more girls came in this semester and hangs out with them now.
Cloud: A guy who doesn’t speak much. Sometimes appears emotionless. His childhood friend Tifa always has to cheer him up.
Tifa: A really ‘gifted’ girl who is close to Cloud. Is also caring to everyone in the class and is the main emotional support of the class.
Squall: Number 3 of the troublesome trio but doesn’t actually create trouble as he is usually pulled along by Bartz and Zidane into trouble. Usually cold towards them and is sarcastic. Is liked by Lightning but may be in another relationship.
Zidane: Number 1 of the troublesome trio. Always chasing after the ladies and acts flamboyantly. Has tendency to cause trouble but he has learnt his lesson recently and tries to control himself.
Tidus: An athletic guy who may sometimes be kind of a doofus. His dad Jecht sometimes embarrass him by randomly appearing around the school as Jecht has nothing better to do.
Shantotto: No one knows why she is still in high school, probably an automaton or she just enjoys the company of cosmos class. Has tendencies to rhyme and thinks highly of herself.
Lightning: Quite a reserved girl yet strong at heart. Likes roses. Likes Squall but knows it won't last forever.
Chaos’ Class
Mr Chaos: A crude teacher who does not care for his students and let them run wild. Quite a sadist.
Garland: His actions speak louder than words, acting high and almighty.
Mateus: He is the president of the class who goes mad with power. He wants to take over every class in the school.
Cloud of Darkness: Nothing much is to say about her, dark and scheming is all she is.
Golbez: The older brother of Cecil, is responsible for Kain’s back stabbing deeds,
yet Cecil’s brother complex always causes Cecil to look to him.
Exdeath: A guy obsessed about the void and nothing else. Has a tendency to say random things, mostly Turtle.
Kefka: Many people think he is insane and indeed he is. Likes destruction.
Sephiroth: Cloud’s rival who always wants Cloud to suffer.
Ultimecia: She likes to abuse her powers and constantly cheats.
Kuja: Zidane’s half brother which Zidane hates to acknowledge due to his… weirdness.
Gabranth: Dislikes his class and usually is not with them. Sometimes helps
Cosmos’ class instead
Other characters which may appear
Jecht: The father of Tidus who randomly appears to embarrass Tidus. Not a very good father.
The coaches: Coach Gilgamesh and Coach Faris are stern yet like to joke with their students.
The nurses: Nurse white mage and Nurse Rosa are kind and help students who are injured.
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Note:... Haven't got an updated one of this... I should write this again next time...
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:12 pm
<The rivals appear>
- Spoiler:
- (Break time, the class has agreed to play sports together)
Warrior of Light: All right guys, what do we play today?
Terra: Are we girls included in this?
Warrior of Light: Of course no one will be left out but me may have to split the girls to ensure fairness.
Terra: Thanks Sidney.
Tidus: I know! I know! Let’s Blitz! <-- (water not involved, more like football but with special moves)
Firion: Man, you always want to Blitz do you?
Kain: Hey wait I’m new here and I’m not familiar with this game.
Tifa: Same here why not we try?
Warrior of Light: Everyone agreeable?
Everyone: Yea!
Tidus: Alright! *Starts explaining rules to newcomers*
???? : Muahaha!!!
????: You kiddies can just skedaddle along, this is out spot now!
(The class turns around to see who the voices belong to, it was their rival class which all the students always bully them.)
Firion: Hey! We were here first! Go awat!
Mateus: On contrary you all should go away, we rule this place after all.
Kefka: He’s right. He’s right! Wakakakaka!!!
Warrior of Light: You senior’s should stop harassing us, this school is not yours, it belongs to all of us. Plus we were here first.
Garland: Muahaha! Always trying to be a good leader I see, sadly you pathetic fools are no match for us!
Onion Knight: What do you guys want?
Cecil: *changes to dark knight* shall I kick their butts?
Golbez: Haw haw haw, still having that split personality I see dear brother.
Cecil: *changes to paladin* *gasps* Brother!
Golbez: I see you have Kain with you. Shall I have him back stab you again?
Cecil: What do you mean? Kain’s my best friend.
Kain: Yea, keep out of this Golbez!
Ultimecia: Kukuku. Kursed brats, why do you resist us? Do you wish to challenge us?
Cloud of Darkness: Good idea Ultimecia, why not we have a challenge?
Mateus: Very good idea ladies, we shall have a game. What game will be good? … Why not dodge ball?
Ultimecia: Kukuku. I kan see where this is going.
Bartz : You want a challenge? You’re on!
Zidane: Yea! The fact is you all are no match for us, the students of Cosmos’ class.
Exdeath: Haw haw haw. Insolent fools! You all shall be sucked into the void!
Lightning: … That was unnecessary…
Warrior of Light: Okay guys! You heard them! Let’s show them what we’re made of! Justice will prevail!
Everyone except Cloud and Squall: Aye!
Cloud: … not interested…
Squall: … whatever…
(everyone position themselves within the borders of the courts, each class are on the opposite side of the court)
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! It’s been a long time since the last game I won. This will
be fun.
Onion Knight: I’m not sure about this…
Garland: Muahaha! You all shall be knocked down!!!
Kefka: Kekekeke! Tricked you all we did!
Mateus: Yes indeed, we of Chaos class are in fact the team which won the dodge balls championship, you are no match against us! You all will be dominated!
Terra: Huh?...
Cloud: Isn’t dodge ball…
Squall: an elementary school sport?
Cosmos class: … (o.o) … AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lightning: How childish…
Kuja: Sh… Shut it fools! The agreement was made, you all shall suffer!
Zidane: I always knew you were a wuss! HAHAHA!
Kuja: Quiet you!
Tidus: Alright let’s start! Now I’m really pumped up to beat them!
Garland: Since you fools are such amateurs, you all can start first.
(The game starts, Tidus the star athlete throws first. Suddenly, the villains all dodge the ball at the speed of light)
Warrior of Light: What was that? I thought Tidus had very good accuracy!
(Apparently the rules weren’t stated properly and the villains began to use their skills such a free air dash. The heroes had to keep up by doing the same.)
(Everyone swiftly dashed around as Exdeath fired back.)
Exdeath: Turtle!!!
Terra: Wha-?
Onion Knight: Terra! Look out!
(Terra was distracted by Exdeath’s random babbling and was about to get hit but
Onion Knight dashes to protect Terra getting hit in the process)
Kefka: Wakakaka. They got tricked they were!
(Onion Knight was out)
Sephiroth: Cloud! I shall give you despair!!!
(Something hurls quickly towards Cloud and hits him. It was a pear…)
Kefka: He got hit! Out he goes! Wakakakaka!
Kain: That’s not valid at all!
Mateus: The only rule here is that if you get hit, you’re out!
Cloud: … it’s okay guys… you can do it…
(The heroes realized what they were in for. It was a cheating fest. The Villains were so quick that all who threw at them were of little avail.)
(Ultimecia did something vile, she abused her power of time to manipulate the ball and some warriors were hit dead on!)
Cecil: Ouch! *changes to dark knight* dam you!
Bartz: Yeowzers!!!
Terra: Ahh!!
Ultimecia: Kukuku! Indeed no match for us!
Warrior of Light: … no… Is it hopeless now?
(A shout comes from a distance)
Gabranth: Find their weakness!!!
Warrior of Light: Gabranth! ... But how? …
Firion: *growls loudly*
(Firion was in a fit of rage as his friends got hurt, he quickly picks up the ball and uses weaponmaster to hurl the ball back while she was still laughing)
Ultimecia: Ahhh!! Kurse you!!!
(Suddenly the villains started to slow down)
Warrior of Light: Oh I get it! They were using Ultimecia to speed themselves up! Time to make a comeback guys!
Tifa: Come on guys! Don’t give up!
Everyone: Aye!
(The heroes made a quick comeback indeed)
(Tifa strikes back hard with all her strength)
Tifa: Take that!
Sephiroth: Ahhhh!!! Mother!!!!
(Kain jumps very high and hurls the ball down at the speed of highhwind)
Kain: And some of this!
Golbez: Wargh!
(Zidane somersaults and uses his tail to throw at Kuja)
Zidane: Take that!
Kuja: *girly squeal*
Zidane: And shout like a man will ya??
(The villains are being taken out one by one, Tidus takes the last strike on Mateus)
Tidus: Take this!! Jecht Shot!!!
Mateus: Curse you all!!!!
Jecht: That’s my boy!!!!
Lightning: When did he get here?
(Tidus got distracted by Jecht and didn’t land properly falling face down to the ground)
Tidus: Whoaa!!! Oww...
Mateus: You all win this time! But next time we will not take is easy on you!
Garland: Yea! Hear that? We went easy on you all!
Kefka: Grrrr I hate hate hate hate you all!!!!!
Terra: Go away you mad man!
(The class of Chaos ran off and the class of Cosmos now had their spot again!)
Onion Knight: I’m glad that’s over.
Shantotto: Good show! Watch them fleeting like pathetic crows!
Tifa: Great job guys!
Bartz: You got to admit, it was fun! Hahaha!
Squall: … I’m overflowing with excitement…
Warrior of Light: Alright! Break’s almost over! Time to change and get back to class!
(Tidus is still on the floor)
Tidus: No blitzball?
Jecht: Wahaha! That’s my boy!
-And thus Tidus didn’t get to play blitzball-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:13 pm
<The Ultra Written Test>
- Spoiler:
- (Just before the history test starts)
Onion Knight: Hey Terra, did you study for the test?
Terra: Sure did! I pulled an all nighter last night.
Zidane: There was a test??? Oh no!!!
Bartz: Haha, bet you were looking for girls to chat with online last night. Well I’m prepared for once! (Heehee yea very prepared...)
Zidane: You are??? Why didn’t you tell me.
Bartz: So sorry Zidane, I thought you knew…
Tifa: Did you study Cloud?
Cloud: … a little…
Tifa: Good luck!
Lightning: Are the test hard?
Firion: Oh no, professor Lukahn would never set such a difficult test.
Lightning: That’s a relief…
Tidus: Uwahhh (>.<) I tried to study but nothing got in!
Cecil: I would say I did work hard. *changes to dark knight* And I would say I didn’t hahaha!!
Kain: (argh, why do I feel so much stress)
(A darkness is creeping into Kain’s stressed up mind)
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! To me all the tests are a piece of cake! It only matters how long I take…
Squall: … oh I’m so intimidated…
Warrior of Light: Alright class! Do your best!
(The bell rings few seconds later)
????: Hahahaha you kids don’t know what’s coming!
(Mr Chaos walks in)
Warrior of Light: M… Mr Chaos??? Where’s Mr Lukahn?
Mr Chaos: Mr Lukahn has some business he has to take care of and I’m taking over, and unfortunately for you all, it was I who set the test! MUAHAHAHA!
Terra: Oh no!
Zidane: *gasps**faints*
Tidus: (>.<)
Mr Chaos: You all shall suffer by the sheer difficulty of this test! MUAHAHA!
(The test are being passed out, everyone is now cringing in fear, a huge timer is placed in front of the class timed for an hour)
Mr Chaos: Alright, and your doom starts NOW!
(Everyone’s face turned white as they saw the test, except Shantotto)
Warrior of Light: (Alright Sidney, calm down. Remember what you have revised, it’s just another test)
Tidus: (Gahh what are all these words? Lufaine? Gaia? Why don’t I remember?)
Terra: *writes at a decent pace* (Just keep calm, this can still be easy if I think this through carefully)
Onion Knight: (Uwaahhh, this is so hard, gotta focus)
(Over at Bartz desk, he is sniggering to himself)
Bartz: He he he… (My ‘hard work’ might just pay off! I’m prepared for any question there is) *rolls out a piece of paper from his uniform sleeve* *the paper retracts back after he reads it* (My body is filled with cheat sheets, now I’m unstoppable hahaha, I’m gonna ace this!)
(Few moments later)
Bartz: ACHOO!
Mr Chaos: Is that all? *holds up Bartz’s shirt*
Bartz: You want me to take off my underwear too??? *shivering*
Mr Chaos: Hahaha forget it, I’ll let you off this time, you shall suffer in the cold wind instead as punishment. *opens window to let the autumn air blow in*
Bartz: (Gahh what a mess) ACHOO!
Lightning: (what an idiot…) *continues writing*
(Thrity minutes into the test)
Zidane: (Oh no! Oh no! I haven’t reached the halfway mark of the test yet. Need to find some answers…) *peers over to Firion’s desk*
Firion: *notices someone watching him and turns to Zidane* (Grrr is he trying to cheat on me???) *his eyes flare up visibly*
Zidane: *looks away quickly* (whoa better not cheat off him... what about Tidus) *casually turns to Tidus’ paper*
Tidus: *doodles on his paper* (hehehe…)
Zidane: (Gahh! He’s given up??? I’m doomed!!!) *bangs head on table*
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! I’m already done! That was fun!
Zidane: (Gahh there pressure is even worse now!!)
Mr Chaos: You keep quiet there! This paper wasn’t really meant for you to suffer anyways!
Squall: (… surprise, surprise…)
(Over at the back of the class)
Cloud: *sweats* (this is all wrong… ahhh…) *scratches hair furiously*
Tifa: (don’t give up Cloud… but him messing up his hair like this makes him kinda cute <3) *smiles to herself*
(Two more minutes left for the test)
Mr Chaos: Three more minutes! Haw haw haw!
Cecil: *furiously* (C’mon c’mon c’mon!!!)
Kain: *just finished test* (I’ve finished the test and checked through, now what should I do…)
(a wave of darkness surges through Kain’s mind)
Kain: (hee hee… stabby stabby stabby!) *takes out a knife* (time to stab Cecil now…) <-- (literally!)
Lightning: *gasps*(where did that knife come from) Ce-!
Mr Chaos: Shut it! Thirty seconds left.
Kain: *leans forward slowly*
Lightning: (what to do…?)
Onion Knight: (hurry hurry hurry!!)
Terra: (checked and done!)
Shantotto: (oh hohoho!)
Cloud: (warrgghhh…)
Tifa: (Done now… go Cloud!)
Mr Chaos: Ten more seconds.
Squall: (ahh… whatever… done…)
Warrior of Light: (You’ve done yourself proud Sidney. I even checked through twice thoroughly.)
Mr Chaos: Five.
Firion: *begins to write very furiously, about ten times faster than before*
Mr Chaos: Four.
Tidus: *continues to doodle*
Mr Chaos: Three!
Zidane: (It’s all over…)
Mr Chaos: Two!
Cecil: (Almost done!!)
Mr Chaos: ONE!
Kain: (stabby stabby!) *about to thrust the knife down*
Mr Chaos: TIMES UP!!!
Firion: FINISHED!!!!!
Cecil: FINISHED!!!!! * changes to dark knight* YEA BABY!!!
(As Cecil stood up his chair was pushed back causing Kain’s desk and Kain to be pushed back as well, causing Kain to fall somehow)
Kain: Argh… What happened? <-- (wasn’t aware of what he was doing)
Mr Chaos: Your tests will be marked and the results will be posted on the notice board at the corridors for all too see and laugh at you all!!! HAHAHA
(Mr Chaos collects the scripts… As he reached Tidus desk, he saw Tidus’ test script with a very realistic drawing of a blitzball)
Tidus: I drew blitzball!
-And thus Tidus drew a blitzball-
<Special Section 2 – Results for the Ultra written test>
Mr Chaos: Man, some of Miss Cosmos’ class students sure surprised me. Next time they will have it even worse! HAHAHA!
(Chaos pastes the results slip on the notice board and the names of the class are arranged according to rank with their scores next to them upon 100)
Score Sheet:
1. Shantotto 101 <--(OMG bonus mark lol)
2. Warrior of light 92 <-- (as expected of a president)
3. Terra 85 <-- (hard worker)
4. Cecil 78 <-- (his paladin side did all the work)
5. Onion Knight 71 <-- (quite clever still)
6. Lightning 67<-- (I assume she's the better few since she's an officer)
7. Tifa 64 <-- (I'm sure she ain't just looks)
8. Squall 60 <-- (well he did pass the SeeD tests as well)
9. Kain 59 <-- (not very sure but i guess he's quite above average)
10. Firion 52 <-- (should be quite an average student as well)
11. Cloud 50 <-- (last person to pass, tried his best, Tifa will still be glad he passed)
12. Tidus 45 <--(the blitzball was so good it had marks?!)
12. Bartz 41 <-- (probably remembered some cheats he wrote down)
13. Zidane 39 <-- (he can do better if he knew there was a test)
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:13 pm
<Magi-Physics Class>
- Spoiler:
- Prof. Tellah: Alright class, today we’ll be discussing about the crystals. As you all know the crystals keep the world’s elements in check…
Lightning: Excuse me professor, aren’t crystals supposed to be used for summoning?
Terra: Yea I thought so too…
Prof. Tellah: Well about that…
Warrior of Light: That’s not possible, they are supposed to be sacred orbs which are placed on altars, they can’t be taken away…
Bartz: Yea, if you take them or drain their power, they will explode!
Onion Knight: Huh? Really???
Squall: … wait I haven’t heard of crystals before… (isn’t it that pillar in the Lunatic Pandora?)
Tifa: Hold on, I think the right term is materia.
Cloud: Tifa shh! You wouldn’t want Yuffie to come running!
Tifa: Oh! Right… Anyway aren’t they supposed to be put on your equipment?
Zidane: Yea, they grant you abilities and stuff.
Shantotto: You all are such fools! We all know they’re for synthesizing tools.
Tidus: Err… what are these crystal thingies? Are they like blitzballs?
Firion: I don’t think I’m familiar with crystals either…
Cecil: I guess we’re all confused… *changes to dark knight* Heck yea!
Onion Knight: Erm… Professor about what Bartz said… is it true?
Prof. Tellah: Erm… yes you can say that. And I’m so sorry you have all been not taught similarly when you all were in your previous schools but this is what we teach here.
Onion Knight: … Erm Professor I sort of brought a crystal with me today…
Bartz: You what???
Onion Knight: *holds up a crystal, it appears black* huh? That’s strange, I thought it was the wind crystal I brought…
Cecil: *Paladin form* That’s!!
Prof. Tellah: A dark crystal!
(A black wave suddenly pulses out of the crystal. As soon as the wave hit Kain, his eyes changed colour)
Kain: … must… kill… Cecil! *takes up spear and thrusts it towards Cecil*
Cecil: *Dodges in time* Whoa!!! *changes to dark knight* Watch it punk!
Prof. Tellah: Onion Knight I suggest you hand that thing to me now! Every one else please evacuate the classroom before you get affected by the evil wave!
Onion Knight: o… ok
(Onion Knight hands it over, everyone runs)
(Kain slowly stomps towards Cecil)
Cecil: *back as paladin* Kain listen to me!
(A stronger dark wave surges)
Terra: Ahhh! What’s happening??
(Terra changes to a trance like state and transforms)
Terra: … must… destroy…
Onion Knight: Oh no!
(Everyone ran further in panic. Kain and Terra start to wreck havoc)
(At the moment, Golbez and Kefka were walking across the hallway)
Terra: … Kefka?... … Kefka!!!!
(Terra charges up and prepares to cast ultima)
Kefka: What is this??? This be not good!!!
Golbez: Is that Kain in an evil trance?
(Terra blasts Kefka with Ultima)
Kefka: Warghhh!!!! I HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!!!! STUPID GIRL
Terra: *growls* YAAAAA!!!! *chases Kefka*
Kefka: Waaahhhhhh!!!!
(Kefka runs away and Terra chases)
Golbez: Kain! Now that you are in an evil trance, heed my call! Crush that brother of mine!
Kain: Yes… Golbez –sama
Cecil: Ahhhh!!!!!
(The others ran and hid in the cafeteria)
Squall: We have to save the hotdogs!!!
Cloud: You’re full of emotion for once…
Tifa: What do we do now?
(Professor Tellah suddenly appears)
Prof. Tellah: I just transferred the dark crystal back to the altar, but I used up too much magic teleporting such a huge distance.
Onion Knight: Professor… what was that…
Prof. Tellah: That was the dark crystal, it is a crystal unspoken of. Just as the other crystals guard the elements and light, the dark crystal guards over the darkness of the world.
Warrior of Light: I’ve never seen it on my quest…
Bartz: I think that because the villains would not bother to steal such a crystal hahaha! Probably without it where will be no evil and destruction.
Zidane: I think he said something smart for once…
Bartz: Hahaha very funny. I thought the players would have thought of it as well?
Zidane: Players? This isn’t a console game Bartz…
Firion: Alright so how to we reverse the effects of the dark pulse?
Prof. Tellah: Oh I think that’s easy, we just need to get the unspoken crystal of true light to shine on them to reverse the effects but that’s on an altar very far away as well.
Tidus: Great… something else I don’t know about…
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Have no fear for I shall bring it here!
(Shantotto disappears in a blink of an eye. She appears again not for long with the crystal)
Prof. Tellah: Okay. Onion Knight, since this is your fault you do have the honors of changing them back.
Zidane: Hold on Onion Knight! To confront Terra I think you need this *holds up a moogle suit*
Lightning: (where did that come from… it’s kind of cute)
Onion Knight: … oh alright…
(Onion Knight heads towards Kain first, Kain is fighting with Cecil and Golbez watches the fight)
Golbez: Hahaha! That’s it Kain!
Cecil: Brother stop him!
Onion Knight: Here I come!
(The light shines from the crystal. Kain sees it and his eye colour changes back)
Kain: wha-… what happened?
Onion Knight: Golbez made you turn on Cecil.
Kain: He did??? That’s it Golbez! You’re going down! Cecil!
Cecil: *changes to dark knight* For once brother! You’re going down!!!
Golbez: Wahhhh!!!!
(Now on to Terra)
Kefka: WahhhhH!!!!! Save meeeeeeeee!!!!
Terra: Take that!!!!!
(Onion Knight runs over wearing the moogle suit)
Onion Knight: Terra please wake up!!
Terra: *turns around and prepares to strike Onion Knight* YAAA!!!!
Onion Knight: ahhh!!!!! *holds crystal in front of him as a shield)
(Just as Terra was about to hit Onion Knight, she snapped out of the trance.)
Terra: … Onion Knight?...
Onion Knight: … Terra!
Terra: You’re so cuuuutee!!!!! *transforms back to normal and squeezes Onion Knight (the moogle) tight*
Onion Knight: … can’t… breath…
Kefka: I’m saved!!!!
Terra: Go away! He’s mine! *stares daggers at Kefka*
Kefka: AHHHHH!!!! *runs away again*
(Moments later everyone was back in the classroom, Golbez got beaten to pulp by Kain and Cecil and the Light Crystal was returned by Shantotto)
Prof. Tellah: Alright class what have we learnt today? Onion Knight?
Onion Knight: Never take the crystals from the altar.
Terra: Why did you take it anyway? *still hugging moogle Onion Knight*
Onion Knight: I just wanted to show the class I could communicate with crystals…
Tidus: Ahhh you’re such an idiot…
Onion Knight: Sorry (T.T)
-And thus for once, Tidus was not the idiot of the episode-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:14 pm
<Potion Chemistry Lesson>
---------------------------------
This concludes my part 1 of the fic, hope it was okay...
- Spoiler:
- Dr. Minwu: Alright class today we will practice how to make hp potions, remember what I taught you all last week. Nothing complicated just a small 100hp potion will do. Do it with the partners I assigned you and I shall grade your work.
Everyone: Yes, Dr. Minwu
(Everyone proceed to their benches with their partners and begin making their potion)
(Pair 1: Firion and Lightning)
Firion: Alright, what goes first?
Lightning: … Let’s see, we put the water to boil and crush the seeds of purity…
Firion: Oh! You’re right, man you’re good at this. Say, you like roses don’t you?
Lightning: Yes? How did you know?
Firion: I noticed that you like to go to the school garden too look at the roses there. I like roses, wild ones to be exact.
Lightning: *smiles* how nice… oh better get to work…
(Pair 2: Bartz and Zidane)
Bartz: Alrighty let’s do this thingy!
Zidane: Are you sure what you’re doing?
Bartz: Sure I’m sure! I just mix this thingies here with those thingies over there! It’s for the humor of the readers.
Zidane: Huh? What readers? We are in school Bartz, this is not a forum thread for fanfics…
Bartz: Alrighty… Hey lets add in this chocobo feather I got from Boko! I got lots more don’t worry.
Zidane: (Something tells me this might be a disaster)
(Pair 3: Squall and Tidus)
Squall: Tidus, what are you doing???
Tidus: I’m making a potion, what does it look like???
Squall: You bonehead! Don’t you remember you switched the labels of the ingredients last week?? That potion you’re making is going to explode!!!
(Squall quickly pulls Tidus away from the bench.)
(BOOM! Goes the potion)
Tidus: Wow it did went boom! You’re psychic!
Squall: … and you’re a moron…
Dr. Minwu: You two better clean that up and hurry make a new one!
Squall and Tidus: Yes sir…
(Pair 4: Onion Knight and Cloud)
Onion Knight: Alright Cloud! What’s next?
Cloud: … *gives a scarily serious face while thinking deeply*
Onion Knight: (Uwahhh he’s so scary when he’s thinking >.<’’ mommy…)
(Pair 5: Warrior of Light and Shantotto)
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! This task is way too simple to me! Why don’t we make one that heals full hp!
Warrior of Light: Erm… Shantotto, I think we should follow Dr. Minwu’s instruction.
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Dear me, silly little Sidney. I’m sure it will be fine, and that good grade shall be yours and mine.
Warrior of Light: Dr. Minwu…
Dr. Minwu: Well that’s fine I guess, if you two manage to pull that off I’ll definitely give you two an A that’s for sure.
Warrior of Light: Alright then…
(Pair 6: Terra and Tifa)
Terra: Alright I think we’re done, hmm should we test it ourselves?
Tifa: Hmm… why not we try asking someone else…
Terra: Erm… ok… Hey Onion Knight, would you mind… oops!
(Terra accidentally spills the potion and it dissolved part of the bench which it was spilled on creating a whole)
Terra, Tifa and Onion Knight: 0.0
Terra: Good thing no one tried it yet…
Tifa: You said it… Back to work…
(Last Pair: Kain and Cecil)
Cecil: Oh we ran out of herbs, I’ll go get some from Dr. Minwu.
Kain: Ok Cecil. *suddenly turns to evil mode* (hee hee hee… now that he’s gone I shall switch the potion with this explosive liquid I made. Once Cecil heats it up again, KABOOM in Cecil’s face hahaha!!!!)*switches the beakers*
Cecil: Okay I’m back! Alright, let’s heat it up again first.
Kain: (hee hee hee)
Zidane: Watch out!!! Everyone duck!!!
(Everyone listens to Zidane and ducked. Two explosions went off at the same time, one made by Bartz and another made by Kain’s concoction)
Bartz: Told you I was meant for humor purpose!
Zidane: Ahhh stuff it!
Dr. Minwu: Alright everyone okay? Continue with your brewing, you two clean that up.
Bartz and Zidane: Yes sir…
Cecil: Man that was close… Hey, where’s the beaker?
Kain: (darn I failed…) *switched back to good mode* Oh yes here you are buddy, I was protecting it.
Cecil: Okay…
(Half an hour later Dr. Minwu starts to go round grading)
(Starting with Pair 1: Firion and Lightning)
Dr. Minwu: *drinks the potion and raises eyebrows* Hmm, not bad, you two almost got it right. Though it seems weird… Is it supposed to be rose flavor?
Firion: Erm… You can say that…
Lightning: … Sure, let’s go with that…
Dr. Minwu: A-
(On to Pair 2: Bartz and Zidane)
Dr. Minwu: This isn’t going to explode in my face right?
Zidane: No sir, I ensured it was safe this time.
Dr. Minwu: Okay… *drinks and almost spits it out* blehh… you two got the effect right but it taste horrible… how are you going to continue battling with such a taste in you mouth? I’ll give you two a B
Bartz: Phew…
Zidane: You said it…
(Next, Pair 3: Squall and Tidus)
Dr. Minwu: *drinks the potion and gives a puzzled look* Okay, not bad, tastes decent although the hp recovery is a little off but I have this weird craving for playin blitzball… B+
Squall: … whatever…
Tidus: yay!
(Now to pair 4: Onion Knight and Cloud)
Dr. Minwu: *sniffs potion and drinks it… he suddenly feels uneasy* For a while there I thought I smelt onions… but didn’t taste any and the hp is right, although I have the sadness status now… B…
Cloud: … It’s all my fault… forgive me…
Onion Knight: Don’t blame yourself Cloud…
(Over to Pair 5: Warrior of Light and Shantotto)
Dr. Minwu: Alright this will be a surprise… *drinks potion and felt completely rejuvenated, sadness status cured!* Fantastic! Definitely an A++
Shantotto: I always rise to the occasion! Let’s hear a standing ovation! Oh hohoho!
Warrior of Light: Wow... she really did it…
(On to Pair 6: Terra and Tifa)
Dr. Minwu: Erm… how did that hole come about?
Terra: Err I don’t know Dr. Minwu, Tifa do you?
Tifa: Oh! Neither do I Terra!
Dr. Minwu: Okay… *drinks potion… pauses… heaves a sigh of relief* Ok… that was better this time Terra, at least I don’t have to go to the emergency room this time hahaha! I’ll say an A-
Terra: oh hahaha that’s a good one Dr. Minwu. Thanks…
Tifa: (what did she do last time???) oh! Hahaha….
(Now for the last pair)
Dr. Minwu: *drinks potion… seems it was okay* Not bad at all and you got it all right. That’s an A!
Kain: Alright Cecil! We did it!
Cecil: Yep all our hardwork paid off *changes to dark knight* and I shall take all the credit! Hahaha!
(Dr. Minwu gives a debrief)
Dr. Minwu: Alright class you all did fine today and our disaster count is at it's record low of 4, good job and keep up the good work! Class dismissed.
Tidus: Wait! No joke on me?
Squall: … I called you a moron didn’t I?...
Tidus: Okay, let’s go with that!
-And thus Tidus is a moron-
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This concludes my part 1 of the fic, hope it was okay...
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:55 am
Wonder if there's anyone else reading this... Is it unfunny? Might be though since I was new to this...
<The Magic Class Race Part 1: And so the race begins!)
<The Magic Class Race Part 1: And so the race begins!)
- Spoiler:
- Mr Ornitier: Alright class, just a recap of our previous lesson, I have taught you all how to identify elemental weakness of monsters and how to efficiently use your elemental spells. And now for today, you all will have all your other lessons cancelled.
Everyone: Yay!
Warrior of Light: Huh? Wait… how come Mr Ornitier?
Mr Ornitier: Good question Sidney, today the department of magic wants me to give you all an assessment on your magic skills.
Thus I have set up a race for you all where you all will earn points and be graded on your performance, plus the person who manages to finish the race with the highest points will win the prize.
Mr Ornitier: *continues* It will probably take up the rest of the day so all the rest of your lessons are all cancelled.
(There’s a buzz in this class. It seems that the students are excited about this)
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! It is without a doubt though. That I will win this race ace you all know!
Mr Ornitier: That was what I was thinking Shantotto, so rather than having such predictable outcome, I have a job for you in this race to make things more interesting.
Come with me Shantotto and the rest of you please head to the area outside the Training Center.
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! It seems you are quite right! Alright I’ll help you out Mr Ornitier with much delight!
(Mr Ornitier and Shantotto heads to prepare for the race first, the class slowly heads towards the Training Center)
Tidus: Man that was a surprise! I’m all pumped up for this! I’m gonna win this!
Zidane: Oh no you won’t! I’ve been practicing magic really hard with the help of a friend *referring to the original Vivi* this will be a cinch now that Shantotto is not here!
Bartz: Hahaha but that means you’ll have to go against me too Zidane!
Zidane: Yea you’re right. Why don’t we have our own race Bartz! Whoever gets more points will have to serve the other person for the day!
Bartz: You’re on Zidane!
Tifa: Wow, coming to this school is becoming more fun by the day!
Kain: That’s for sure! Now I’m really glad I got enrolled here. *evil mode* (hee hee, during this race I shall give Cecil a surprise he’ll never forget)
Tifa: Cloud does this school have more of such cool lessons?
Cloud: … yea, I guess… once in a while…
Terra: Do we really have to fight it out?... This race seems a little scary to me…
Onion Knight: Don’t worry Terra! If you are in trouble call for me and I’ll come to your rescue!
Cecil: This is even more exciting than the magic duel we had last time. I hope I can hold it out this time. <-- (read the magic class episode by SurgeOfLight)
Firion: You said it! But boy I wonder what Shantotto will be doing.
Warrior of Light: If I’m not mistaken, we may have to fight her during the course of the race…
Firion: What??? You serious???
Lightning: Well it seems like a possible scenario. Just hope that you won’t meet her then…
Squall: … yea I’d hate to duel against her…
(The class is now gathered outside the Training Center)
Mr Ornitier: Okay class just a little briefing before the race starts. Throughout the course of the race you will be assessed by your magic abilities so no physical fighting. I have released monsters in the training area which I have taught you all about last week, remember all that you were taught and you will not have much problems.
However, there may be some monsters which you all may not be familiar with and may not have elemental weaknesses but if you use the right spells, I’m sure you all can handle it as long as you all apply what I have taught you all in our past lessons.
Mr Ornitier: Each monster you killed with magic will earn you points which can also help you in your grades and heighten your chances becoming the top. However to make things more interesting there is a chance that you all may be eliminated during the race.
There will be obstacles which will be placed around the area and if you are rendered unable to fight, you will be out of the race. In that event I will come over to save you.
Do not worry, your grades will not be affected by that, just do your best and you can be sure to get an A, but you will lose the chance of being the top student and winning the prize.
Mr Ornitier: Your ultimate goal is to survive as long as you can and gain points. The race will end once someone defeats Shantotto. If a group of you defeat her, the points gained will be split amongst the group.
Lightning: Great… Now fighting with her is inevitable…
Terra: This is kind of bad... Okay… it’s really bad
Tidus: Wow! Now I’m even more pumped up!
Cecil: Boy, you sure are confident… *changes to dark knight* bring it on!
Squall: … I got a really bad feeling about this…
Mr Ornitier: I will be making announcements through the internal PA system in the Training Center in case there is any danger or if a student has been eliminated. So good luck class, do you best! *winks and thumbs up*
Bartz: Hey Zidane, how come Mr Ornitier always wears a blue coat and yellow hat to hide his face? All I see are his yellow eyes.
Zidane: There are some things in this world we won’t be able to explain Bartz…
Tifa: Let’s do this Cloud!
Cloud: … call for me… if you are in trouble…
Tifa: Oh Cloud… That’s sweet... Alright! *smiles*
Kain: This will be really interesting.
Firion: Magic don’t fail me now…
Onion Knight: I hope we will all be okay…
Warrior of Light: Alright let’s do this guys!
Everyone: Yea!
Mr Ornitier: (They have such good spirit. Now I’m really willing to give the all As) Alright, enter the Training Center and start with any path you like. On you marks… get set… GO!!!
(Everyone rushes into the training center and thus the race begins)
(There are three paths once they enter the Training Center and the begin to split into the different paths)
(Bartz, Zidane, Tifa and Cloud headed for the right path)
(Lightning, Cecil, Kain and Squall took the left path)
(Warrior of Light, Tidus, Firion, Onion Knight and Terra entered the centre path)
(The scene shifts to the students who took the right path)
Bartz: This place is like a maze!
Tifa: I hope we don’t get lost…
(The group reaches a huge lake, the water looked very clear. Suddenly a swarm of Aqua flan swarmed out of the lake)
Zidane: Whoa! That was quick! *Quickly holds out a staff he got from a friend*
Bartz: Class Change! *changes to black mage*
Cloud: Come on! Let’s fight! *equips lightning materia*
Tifa: Alright! *begins to cast spell* Bolt!!
Zidane: Thunder!
Bartz: Here I go! Thunder!!!
Cloud: Bolt!!!
(The group swiftly kills the monsters and earned their respective points)
Tifa: We did it!
Bartz: Wait… how do we find out how many points we have?
Zidane: There’s no scoreboard and it’s not possible to keep track… I guess we’ll just have to fight as much as we can!
Cloud: …err guys…
(It seems the fight was not over, two jumbo flans suddenly arise out of the waters)
Bartz: This is when the readers get tense!
Tifa: What are you saying??? This is when WE get tense!!!
(The jumbo flans begin their attack and cast Thunderga)
Zidane: Ahhhh!!!
Cloud: Wall!!!
(The wall Cloud casted managed to block the spell)
Cloud: Alright time for a counter attack... With stronger spells.
Bartz, Zidane and Tifa: Yea!
(Now we follow the students who entered the left path)
Squall: This place is an elaborate maze, watch yourselves…
Lightning: You’ve been here before?
Squall: No but I had a Training Center back in Balamb Garden like this one, although I got a feeling this one is much harsher as it has got different terrains…
Cecil: *changes to dark knight* Ha! This is nothing to me! *changes back to paladin* Then we should really be on our toes then… Hey Kain, what’s up?
Kain: *evil mode* Oh nothing, nothing at all… (Hee hee hee, once we part from those two, that’s when I’ll strike!)
(The group reaches a jungle crowded with lots of trees, they tried as much as they could to say on the dirt path so that they don’t get lost)
(A bunch of Ochus suddenly appear)
Lightning: This looks easy… *Paradigm shifts to Ravager*
Cecil: Oh remember these monsters? They can let out a gas which can cause you be blinded or unable to cast spells.
Kain: I got healing items ready just in case.
Squall: Alright! Draw! *Squall draws 7 blinds from Ochu* Oh man, no useful spells… This will have to do… Blind!!!
(Squall’s spell worked and he managed to blind some Ochus)
Cecil: You’d better stock up those in case too. Now’s my turn, fire!!!
Kain: Fire!!!
Lightning: Here I go! Fire!
Squall: ... good thing I stocked up on elemental spells before this... Fire!!!
(The Ochus began to die quickly but more and more kept coming)
Kain: We’re being swarmed!
Lightning: Brace yourselves!
Cecil: *changes to dark knight* Die! Creatures! Fire!!!
Squall: … this will take long…
(On to the last group which took the centre path)
(The group is running through a barren rocky place with lots of rock arches and caves. Bombs keep appearing as they ran through the path)
Terra: Ahh!! Get away!!! Blizzard!!!
Warrior of Light: *class changes to black wizard*
Tidus: Hey! I didn’t know you could do that!
Warrior of Light: I only do it when it’s necessary; being a knight is more for me.
Onion Knight: Guys look out!
(A few bombs appear in front of them and began growing in size)
Firion: No time for chit chat! Ice!!!
Onion Knight: Here I come! Blizzard!!!
Tidus: Alright! More action! Blizzard!!!
Warrior of Light: Ice!!!
Terra: Come on guys!!! Blizzard!!!
(They managed to eliminate the bombs before they self-destruct, the ran until they reached a wide barren rocky land)
????: Oh hohoho!!!
Firion: Oh no!
Terra: It can’t be!
Warrior of Light: This is one time I’d not like to hear that laugh…
(Shantotto appears on top of a huge hill)
Shantotto: I applaud you all for your wonderful show, and now it’s my turn to let you know. I shall not hold back on you all, so now let us begin out magical brawl. Oh hohoho!!!
Onion Knight: Oh no!
Firion: Oh great…
Warrior of Light: Come on guys, don’t be afraid!
Terra: You sure about this…
Warrior of Light: Sure! We got each other’s back!
Tidus: I wish I had gone to the toilet before this…
-And thus Tidus probably had crapped his pants-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:56 am
<The Magic Class Race Part 2: Trouble! Confusion! Adversity?>
- Spoiler:
- (We continue with Black Mage of Light, Firion, Onion Knight, Terra and Tidus who seem to be in a pinch now! Their ‘target’ Shantotto appears not long into the race and confronts them. What will happen to them?)
Black Mage of Light: Alright guys, this is our goal, I’m not sure what will the outcome be, but everyone, do your best!
Firion: Right! We should come up with a tactic, I say one person to be the distraction while the rest should split into pairs. If we stick together, not only our chances of hitting her are low, but we will all be targeted at the same time by her powerful spells.
Black Mage of Light: Great idea! You’re right, I wouldn’t want to get hit by her big spells like… *shudders* Ultima…
Terra: Oh… Anything but that…
Onion Knight: Okay, but who will be the distraction?
Tidus: I volunteer!
Everyone else: 0.0
Tidus: What? I am the fastest runner! Don’t worry I’ll be able to dodge even Flare!
Black Mage of Light: That is very noble of you Tidus. Alright! Terra and Onion Knight will head to her left while Firion and I will head to the right. Use a spell as strong as possible but be careful not to run out of mp.
Everyone: Yea!
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Are you all done? If so, then now begins the fun.
(Shantotto gathers her power and begins to cast a powerful spell. The respective pairs headed for their direction and rushed towards Shantotto)
Tidus: Alright! Haste!!! *Casts Haste on himself*
(Tidus runs towards Shantotto)
Shantotto: It seems you all do not comprehend what you all are in for! Feel the wrath of this, Aero IV!!!
(A huge gust of wind swept from Shantotto in all directions, the four who split up were blown backwards by the spell but managed to get back on their feet when the wind stopped. Tidus on the other hand ran fast enough to brave through the wind and headed straight head on for Shantotto)
Tidus: Come on guys! Let’s do this!
(Everyone nods and rush forward to Shantotto beginning to cast a spell together)
Firion: Fire16!!!
Black Mage of Light, Onion Knight, Terra and Tidus: Firaga!!!
(Their united high tier fire spell managed to hit Shantotto)
Shantotto: Ahhh!!!! You fools have crossed the line! Now you all are mine!!! In order to get rid of you fools, I shall cast Tornado II !!!
(A huge tornado appeared and swept Black Mage of Light and Tidus away into the distance. However Firion, Terra and Onion Knight managed to hold on to the rock formation which Shantotto was standing on.)
Tidus: Uwahhh!!! *gets swept away*
Onion Knight: Hold on Terra!!!
Terra: I’m trying!!!
(Firion is on the other side of Terra and Onion Knight)
Firion: Are you guys okay?
Shantotto: Oh hohoho!!! You three may be hanging on now, but this I do not allow!!!
Terra: Says you! *gets a foot hold and gets ready for another spell* Thundaga!!!
Shantotto: This I do dislike! Shock spike!!!
(Shantotto enhances herself with shock spike rendering Terra’s Thundaga useless)
Shantotto: It seems like the battle is almost won, but before that I shall have some fun!
(Shantotto runs towards Terra and hits her with a staff. The shock spike effect on Shantotto caused Terra to become paralysed)
Terra: Help! I can’t move!!!
Shantotto: Now I shall stike you with all my might! Onion Knight!
Firion: Onion Knight! Quick save Terra and take her someway safe! I will distract Shantotto!!!
Onion Knight: But!
Firion: No buts!!! Just go!!!
Onion Knight: Alright! Class Change!!! *Changes to ninja mode*
Firion: Hey Shantotto! Why go for a weakling when you can defeat a strong person such as me! Does that mean you’re a weakling too???
Shantotto: What utter nonsense you spout! Fine, I shall go against you now all-out!!!
(Shantotto changes her direction and heads towards Firion. Onion Ninja rushes towards Terra and quickly takes her to somewhere safe)
Firion: … Be safe guys…
Shantotto: Enough with the humdrum! Here I come!!!
(Just as Shantotto was about to strike Firion he evaded her strike quickly)
Firion: Now’s my turn for a counter attack!
(Meanwhile somewhere in the vast Training Center, there is a gathering of people.)
Garland: Palamecia-sama shall we begin our plan?
Mateus: Oh no need to call me so formally anymore, you all can call me by my first name Mateus. More importantly is the spell ready?
Ultimecia: Oh yes Mateus, the spell is almost ready.
Exdeath: Why are you making such an elaborate plan? Why can’t we just trap all of them in the void?
Cloud of Darkness: You have such a shallow mind Exdeath, you know very well only cunningness will enable us to attain our goal.
Exdeath: …
Mateus: Oh and Sephiroth, I shall allow you to do whatever you want to that boy you call Cloud.
Sephiroth: Finally, I was beginning to think you would never say that.
Golbez: I too have plans for my brother too.
Kuja: Oh but Mateus why do we have do hire those two?
????: Don’t mind me I just want to have some fun.
Kefka: Hehehe yes yes this will be fun!
????: I was a cordial request by Mateus and although your goal seems to be quite insignificant, I shall still lend you my hand. (For now…)
Mateus: I thank you for that for your power is what we need to cast this spell and begin our plan.
Ultimecia: And so our plan will come into fruition.
(Scene shifts to Squall, Lightning, Cecil and Kain)
Cecil: Man that was a workout! *changes to dark knight* Hahaha we owned them!
Kain: We better ensure that we keep our mp at a decent level. Wouldn’t want to run into trouble.
Dark Knight Cecil: Bahh I’m just fine!
Lightning: Looks like we should move on now…
Squall: Then let’s go…
(The group continue on the jungle path until they reach a ledge)
Cecil *changes back to paladin* Whoa! I didn’t know we climbed up a such a huge hill.
Lightning: This place is bigger than I thought… How much space those this take…
Squall: It seems that the Training Center does not look to be so huge from the outside so I think there is spacial magic at work.
(A silhouette appears in the trees nearby)
Golbez: *deep soft laughter* Time for your elimination my brother. *Raises hands*
(Back at the group)
Squall: Let’s scout our location and see if we can find Shantotto from up here.
Lightning: Alright… *looks over the far distance*
Kain: Argh… What is this pain in my head… Ahh… Ahh… AHHHHH!!!!! *evil mode full throttle* Cecil…
(Kain rushed forward to Cecil who was scouting around not noticing what happened to Kain)
Kain: Fire!!!
Cecil: Ahhhh!!! *turns around* Hey watch it!!!
(Just as Cecil turns around Kain charges at him with a spear)
Cecil: Hey!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Cecil got hit hard by Kain and was pushed over the ledge into the jungles below!)
Lightning: Cecil!!!!
Squall: Kain! What have you done???
Kain: Must destroy allies…
(Kain rushes forward to attack Squall and Lightning)
Lightning: What’s going on!
Squall: I think it might be mind control!
Lightning: What about Cecil???
(Kain attempts to hit Lightning but she dodges quickly)
Squall: I’ll go look for him and help him out! You deal with Kain!
Lightning: O… Okay!!!
(Squall hastily jumps down the ledge to save Cecil, the trees managed to break his fall)
Lightning: K… Kain! Listen to me! Snap out of it!!!
Kain: Destroy…
(We now switch to Zidane, Bartz, Tifa and Cloud)
Tifa: Alright that’s one of them down! Let’s combine our spells again!
Cloud: Right!
Zidane and Bartz: Blizzaga!!!
Tifa and Cloud: Ice 3!!!
(The second jumbo flan freezes up!)
Zidane: Alright, I’ll take care of this! Flare!!!
(The frozen jumbo flan is annihilated by Zidane)
Bartz: And the crowd goes wild!!!
Tifa: Alright! We did it!
Cloud: Let’s get a move on then…
(The group sets of and follows the stream which branches off from the lake. They walked carefully as the path was quite slippery)
????: Haw haw haw!!!
Tifa: Who goes there?
Bartz: *gasps* Was it that tree??? *points to a tree*
(Exdeath appears from behind the tree)
Exdeath: Close but you’re wrong! Haw haw haw!
Cloud: It’s that void guy…
Zidane: What do you want?!
Exdeath: That is not for you to know yet! Bartz I have a present for you!
Bartz: Prezzies for me??? Where???
????: Long time no see Bartz.
Bartz: It’s.. it’s you!!! Ah… erm… what was your name again?
Everyone: (-.-ll)
Gilgamesh: It’s me!!! Gilgamesh! How could you forget me?!
Bartz: Oh!!... That’s right you’re that sword guy! You want another fight?!
Gilgamesh: Oh that is what I came here to do!
Tifa: Gilgamesh??? As in our coach???
Gilgamesh: Hohoho! Oh no little lady! I’m am the Gilgamesh who fought continuously with Bartz here! That Gilgamesh is the guardian force which Squall uses!
Bartz: Alright! Then let’s boogie!!!
Zidane: You sure know a lot of weird people!
Cloud: Weirder than the ones I know…
Tifa: Oh Cloud don’t be so mean!
Exdeath: Enough talking! We came here to fight!
Gilgamesh: Yea! Let’s do this!
Bartz Bring it!
Exdeath: Haw haw haw! However we have the upper hand! It seems that you all can’t use your weapons during this race!
Zidane: How did you know that?!
Exdeath: It doesn’t matter once we beat you all! Haw haw haw!
(Exdeath draws his sword like thing and slashes towards Cloud and Tifa)
Tifa: Yaaaa!!! *dodges*
Cloud: Then we shall be you with magic… Bolt 3!!!
Exdeath: Uwahh!!! Ouchies!!!
Gilgamesh: Here I come!
(Gilgamesh slashes with his multiple hands towards Bartz)
Bartz: *dodges* hehehe! Too slow!!!
Gilgamesh: Why you!! No cheating!!!
Bartz: We’ll see about that! Zidane!
Zidane: Alright! Thundaga!!!
Gilgamesh: Ahhhh!!!! Now you’ve done it! No more Mr Nice Guy!
Bartz: Ooo I’m sooo scared!!
(At the control room where Mr Ornitier oversees the race)
Mr Ornitier: What’s going on here??? Why is Chaos’ class invading my race?!
????: That’s because from now on this place is under our rule now!
(The students of Chaos’ class enter the room)
Mateus: Surrender now Mr Ornitier, we do not intend to kill your students, rather confine them here and make them suffer. However we also do have another goal.
Mr Ornitier: An… and what might that be?!
Ultimecia: Oh you will soon find out. *raises hand and casts shockwave pulsar on Mr Ornitier*
Mr Ornitier: Argh, you all won’t get away with this!! (I have to warn the students!!)
(Mr Ornitier quickly switches on the PA system to warn the students)
Mr Ornitier: Attention students!!!...
Mateus: Oh no you won’t! Flare
(The flare ball moves slowly to Mr Ornitier)
Mr Ornitier: I will be back!
(Mr Ornitier teleports away to save the students)
Mateus: All according to plan.
(We go back to Cecil who fell of the ledge)
Cecil: Oww… that hurt a lot…
Squall: Cecil! Are you alright?!
Cecil: Can’t… move…
(Kefka appears)
Kefka: Hehehehe!!! It seems Golbez did well! Now I shall destroy you two!!
(Kefka casts Light of Judgment on the startled two)
Squall and Cecil: Ahhhh!!!!
Kefka: HEHEHEHEHE!!!
Cecil: That… *stands up and changes to dark knight* HURTS!!!!
(Dark Knight Cecil rushes forward and begins to casts spells on Kefka while Squall still tries to recover as he took a greater hit)
Dark Knight Cecil: Flare!!!
Kefka: WAHHHH!!!!
Dark Knight Cecil: Holy!!!!
Kefka: OWW OWW OWWWWWW!!!!!
Dark Knight Cecil: And for my last spell!!! METEOR!!!
Kefka: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Kefka gets blasted off after putting up such a pathetic battle)
Cecil: *changes back to paladin* that was… pathetic… *falls to the ground tired*
(Mr Ornitier jumps down from a tree)
Squall: Mr Ornitier!
Mr Ornitier: It’s a good thing I found you two are you two okay??
Squall: I’m fine but I think Cecil totally exhausted himself…
Mr Ornitier: Alright, I think we should bring him to the infirmary. But that means he is eliminated from this race… No matter, I saw the whole thing just now and you displayed quite a show. Plus your performance earlier with the Ochus was stunning! A for you Cecil!
Cecil: Thanks… Mr Ornitier…
(Mr Ornitier casts a target teleportation spell to send Cecil to the infirmary to rest)
Mr Ornitier: As for you Squall I came to tell you that Chaos’ class is here to wreak havoc and I would like you to inform whoever you see. This race will still go on and points would be accounted for whoever you defeat.
Squall: … alright Mr Ornitier…
Mr Ornitier: Okay, right now I think I’ve got another student to save.
(Mr Ornitier teleports away and Squall runs off to look for the others)
(We come back to Firion who is still fighting against Shantotto)
Firion: Here goes! Scourge16!!!!
Shantotto: Oww… Well I do say, you put on quite a display. But I am still on my feet and shall not admit defeat!
Firion: Heh I knew you would say that.
(Suddenly a huge beam casts down from above and hits Shantotto)
Firion: What was that?! *looks up*
(Firion sees a figure floating in the air but couldn’t make out who it was)
Shantotto: Ahhhhh!!!!
(A few seconds later the beam stopped and the figure vanished)
Firion: *rubs eyes* what a blinding light… what the???
(Before Firion where Shantotto stood now was two Shantottos)
Firion: Two???
Domina: I am Domina.
Belle: And I am Belle.
Domina and Belle: We are no longer unite, but separately we shall still fight!
(Domina and Belle casts a huge Flare spell on Firion)
Firion: Ahhh!!!!
(Firion was knocked down the rocky hill)
Firion: Argh… this is not good…
Domina and Belle: We had so much fun! And now you will be done!
Firion: … it’s… not… OVER YET!!!!! ULTIMA!!!!
Domina and Belle: Ahhhh!!!!!
(Mr Ornitier appears)
Mr Ornitier: That’s enough Shantotto! Firion let’s go!
(Mr Ornitier takes Firion away to the infirmary)
(In the infirmary)
Mr Ornitier: You’ve done well Firion although I’m sad to say you’re out of the race. But for that splendid fight against Shantotto, you got yourself an A!
Firion: … thanks… Mr Ornitier…
Mr Ornitier: Now I need to make sure the rest are okay.
(Meanwhile throughout the Training Center an announcement could be heard)
Mateus: Attention students! It is us the students of Chaos class, and you all are under our jurisdiction now…
(Black Mage of Light and Tidus heard the announcent)
Black Mage of Light: This is going to be big trouble…
Tidus: … Is that a bad thing?
-And thus Tidus is too dense to understand the situation their in-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Acaract Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:56 am
<The Magic Class Race Part 3: The struggle for freedom>
- Spoiler:
- (We return to the point where Mateus was making an announcement which can be heard throughout the Training Center)
Mateus: If you haven’t realized, this place is under the control of Chaos’ class now. We shall hold all of you captive within this vicinity by hunting you all down and capturing you.
(Black Mage of Light and Tidus were blown by Shantotto’s tornado into a desert area)
Black Mage of Light: Does this mean we can’t escape? We’ve got to find the others!
Tidus: Ahh, now this is really bad…
Mateus: Your captivity would enable us to unleash our terror upon this school and allow us to rule it. If you come quietly and surrender, I assure you will face much less pain than what we can do to you. I besiege you all to consider this carefully. That is all.
Tidus: Not only are we trapped in this place now… I need water!!! It’s so dry here despite it being just a Training Center…
Black Mage of Light: Well quit your whining, we’d better find the others soon, we’ll find water on the way, and don’t you dare think of trying to drink you sword again!
Tidus: … yes sir… hey wait isn’t that…
(At the same time Onion Knight (ninja mode) and Terra who managed to escape from Shantotto’s attack arrived on a snowy plains)
Onion Ninja: Class change! *changes back to Onion Knight mode*
Onion Knight: Terra are you okay?! Esuna!
Terra: … I… I can move again… Thanks Onion Knight…
Onion Knight: Did you hear what Mateus say?
Terra: Yea… what do we do…
Onion Knight: Well I’m not gonna give up just yet! We’ll beat those Chaos’ Students again even if we have to!
????: Oh really?
Onion Knight: *gasps* It’s her!
(A dark portal appears from the ground and the Cloud of Darkness floats up)
Cloud of Darkness: Such brave words coming out of a pipsqueak like you, they sound rather foolish.
Onion Knight: Hey! Who are you calling pipsqueak!
Cloud of Darkness: See any other shorties around? It’s so amusing how denial you are about your stature.
Onion Knight: Why you…
????: WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! *SLAM!!!*
Terra: What was that?!
(Something came flying and slammed onto a huge rock nearby, it’s Kefka!)
Kefka: Ehehehehehe!! What a ride!!!
Terra: *gasps* It’s the mad man!!!
Kefka: Who said that! Oh, it’s you my precious girl! Come to daddy!!!!
Terra: A clownish idiotic freak like you will NEVER be my father!!!
Onion Knight: Ouch…
Cloud of Darkness: You said it…
Kefka: (T.T) *quickly recovers from the slight emotional shock* No matter! We have come here to destroy you still!!!! Ehehehehehe!!!!
Onion Knight: Terra! Let’s do this!
Terra: Okay!
(Meanwhile we return to Bartz, Zidane, Cloud and Tifa who are still fighting Exdeath and Gilgamesh with all their might)
Zidane: Whoaaa!! That was close!!
Gilgamesh: Haw haw haw!!! I won’t miss next time!!!
Tifa: Come on guys! We got to find some way to knock them out!
Cloud: They seem to be blocking all our elemental magic and we don’t have enough mp now to cast huge non-elemental spells! What do we do…
Bartz: hmm… I got it… Whoaaaa *dodges an attack which came from Exdeath*
Exdeath: Haw haw haw! Don’t forget I’m here too!!!
Bartz: Tifa lend me a glove!
Tifa: Alright! *hands over a pair of spiked gloves*
Bartz: hee hee excellent!
Gilgamesh: Remember! You can’t use physical attack!
Bartz: Yea! But blue magic still counts, doesn’t it?
Exdeath: I guess…
Bartz: Great! Then take this! Goblin Punch!!!! *punches Gilgamesh*
Gilgamesh: Ahh! … *gets knocked down* argh… you may have won now!!! But I’ll be back!
Exdeath: He… Hey!! Don’t leave me!!!
Gilgamesh: Sorry, gotta run! Oh! And I’m taking her with me haw haw haw, follow me my pretty! *grabs Tifa and carries her away*
Tifa: Eeee!!!! Cloud help me!!! *gets taken away*
Cloud: Tifa!! Whoaaa!!!
Exdeath: Nuh uh uh! You’re staying with me, now let’s continue!
Zidane: Don’t worry Cloud! I’ll go after him!
(Zidane somersaults over Exdeath and runs after Gilgamesh and Tifa)
Cloud: Argh… I hope he doesn’t harass her after he saves her…
Bartz: Ooo… Someone jealous?
Cloud: More like concerned… (Tifa might beat him to death…)
(And now Kain and Lightning are fighting it out)
Lightning: Kain listen to me!!!
Kain: Stand still… must destroy you…
Lightning: Stop it!!!
(Lightning runs forward and dodges Kain’s spear as she ran close to him, punching him in the face and he falls backwards)
Kain: Oww… Lightning…? What happened?
(Lightning’s punch was so strong (and somehow manly) that it awoke Kain from his evil trance)
Kain: Lightning! I’m so sorry! Where’s Cecil? Is he okay??
Lightning: I don’t know but he took quite a hit… I afraid he might have been eliminated as I saw a huge blow down in the jungles there just now… It might be one of Chaos’ students…
Kain: What have I done…
Golbez: *deep laugh* You have done your job and done it well Kain… By helping us knock Cecil out, I would think Kefka would have already captured him and now it’s your turn and Lightning too.
Kain: No… You made me do that?! You monster!!
Golbez: I would say you are a monster too. Get ready or this. Genesis Rock!!
(Rocks came out from the ground and started spinning around Golbez, the rocks hit Lightning as one of them came up right next to her, whereas Kain managed to dodge them)
Golbez: Do not resist, we will take over this school sooner or later.
Kain: Not if I can help it! Here goes the most deadly magic of all! Meteor!!!
Golbez: Don’t think I can’t cast it too! Meteor!!!
(Both Kain and Golbez got hit by each other’s spell)
Golbez: Argh… you have grown strong Kain… much stronger than the first time I took control of you. You shall be my pawn again. *raises hands*
Lightning: No he won’t!
(Lightning runs forward and kicks Golbez’s hands)
Kain: Argh… Can’t move…
Lightning: Don’t worry Kain, I’ll finish him for you! Quake!!!
(The ground splits towards Golbez, and being weakened, he was further damaged by the attack)
Golbez: Argh… looks like I’m out of this operation… You win this time but the rest will take care of you… Especially him…
(Golbez teleports away with the little strength he had left)
(Mr Ornitier appears)
Mr Ornitier: Looks like you can’t be in this race anymore Kain… Not only have you been badly hurt, you may have the potential of destroying your allies. But even so I shall be generous and award you an A for your tremendous power and skill you showed earlier on, we shall head for the infirmary.
Kain: Yes… Mr Ornitier…
Mr Ornitier: And you Lightning should quickly meet up with the others, you would need their help now more than ever.
Lightning: Yes Mr Ornitier…
(We now take a look at what happened to Zidane and Tifa)
Zidane: Stop right there Gilgamesh!!! Firaga!!!
Gilgamesh: Wahhh!!! *drops Tifa*
Tifa: Hey! *gets up quickly and kicks Gilgamesh*
Gilgamesh: Oww!! I shall be back!!! Again!!!
(Gilgamesh runs off)
Zidane: Phew that’s a relief. Tifa are you okay?
Tifa: Yes… Thanks Zidane… I saw what you did. You aren’t so bad after all…
Zidane: Gee… Thanks… *gets closer*
Tifa: *pushes Zidane away* But… not too close yet…
Zidane: Right… (that means I still have a chance! Hehehe)
????: (hmm hmm hmm… time for a surprise attack) Flare Star!!!
(Suddenly the two are surrounded by flares and the flares swiftly darted towards them. As a reflex Zidane quickly covered Tifa and took the full blow)
Tifa: Zidane!!!
(Kuja appears)
Kuja: hmm hmm hmm… how noble for the protagonist of the show!
Zidane: K… Kuja…
Kuja: And I shall be the antagonist who creates the complication and bring the protagonist and his beloved to their bitter end! Be ready… Ultima!!!
Zidane: No!! Tifa!!! *Pushes Tifa out of Ultima’s range*
(Zidane’s hp reduced to 1)
Zidane: … you done yet… *slowly gets up*
Kuja: Y… you took the full blow!!! Why aren’t you dead?! Why do you protect her when she will be done for once I’m through with you anyway!
Zidane: Because… I as the protagonist will always rise even through the cheap tricks and maliciousness of the antagonist. And as the good guy, I do not need a reason to protect someone!
Kuja: As expected from a goody two shoes from you, but now I shall be playing your requiem…
Zidane: And I shall bring about the climatic finish! Tifa! Cast a wall on both of us! This is the heroes final blow!
Tifa: Don’t tell me you’re using that spell!!! You may die as well!!!
Zidane: Just listen to me! This is our only chance!!!
Tifa: … Wall!!!
Zidane: And now for the kill! Tifa brace yourself! Doomsday!!!!
(The huge spell lands upon all three of them, but the wall casted on Zidane and Tifa managed to reduce the damage drastically)
Kuja: AHHH!!!!! *faints from the massive shadow damage taken*
Zidane: … Ti… fa…
Tifa: Zidane…? ZIDANE!!!!!!! No!! Don’t leave me!!
Zidane: I’m not dead you know…
Tifa: Zidane…
Zidane: I saw what you did, you protected me too… I’m glad… and tired... I guess I will be eliminated now… Sorry Bartz…
Mr Ornitier: Boy, good thing I managed to block some of that attack. What were you thinking?! At least that guy is beaten now. *bends down and pokes Kuja* I shall be taking the two of you back to the infirmary. Tifa, you’re still in the race, watch yourself.
Tifa: Yes Mr Ornitier.
Mr Ornitier: Zidane despite your recklessness, for someone who could not cast a single spell when I first taught you, you have worked really hard I see. I would like to meet your friend who trained you too. I shall give you and your friend an A, although he might not even need it, hahaha.
Zidane: Thanks Mr Ornitier…
(The scene shifts to the infirmary. Kain and Zidane were just brought in and were resting in a separate room from Cecil and Firion)
Cecil: Kain’s here too? That means he has been eliminated… *changes to dark knight* When I get my hands on him, I’m gonna knock him silly!!! *changes back*
Firion: Boy, I wish I could see what’s happening to the rest. I hope they’re alright…
Nurse Rosa: And yes you will be able to.
Cecil: Nurse Rosa *changes to dark knight* hubba hubba!
Nurse Rosa: hee hee cut it out Cecil! Anyway, Mr Ornitier has requested Dr Minwu to help cast a long distance tracking spell on the students so that we can send them here if they get seriously hurt.
Firion: Whoa! Even that’s possible now?
Cecil: *changes to paladin* Oh! Can we see?
Nurse Rosa: hee hee I was about to do that!
(Nurse Rosa pulls over a curtain to reveal screens of the individual students who remain in the Training Center)
Dr Minwu: It took a lot of effort but now everything is in check. However… I have a problem tracking Shantotto…
Firion: Huh? How? There was two of her! I saw it!
Nurse Rosa: That’s very strange…
(A person suddenly barges in, it’s coach Faris)
Coach Faris: Dr Minwu! Would ye mind casting a tracking spell on Coach Gilgamesh? He disappeared right in front of my eyes. And a few moments later I saw him again with Chaos’ class!
Dr Minwu: Alright. *concentrates and tries to track coach Gilgamesh* That’s strange… I scanned all over the school and he is not here anymore, just like Shantotto…
Coach Faris: That’s mighty strange! I swear I wasn’t seeing things!
Cecil: We got a real problem on out hands now…
Firion: Yea you said it…
(In the control room of the Training Center)
Mateus: It’s nice to see the two of you here.
Domina: The pleasure is ours to deliver this school’s final hour.
Belle: (This feels very wrong… Am I really supposed to follow along?)
Ultimecia: Yes, although our komrades have been showing such pathetik results, the two of you shall be our trump kard in taking down those Kosmos fools!
Mateus: Do us proud…
Domina: Oh yes we will do our best, now that she is no longer present, the Shantotto we detest.
Belle: (This may be what you feel, but I may not want to carry on with this deal…)
(Now we come to Squall who was trying to find a way to get back to where he left Kain and Lightning but wandered into a desert area instead, he hears a familiar voice in the distance)
Tidus: … yes sir… hey wait isn’t that…
Black Mage of Light: Squall!
Squall: … guys!...
Tidus: Are you okay?
Squall: Yea… Cecil, who was with me, got eliminated and I had to leave Kain and Lightning to save him before that…
Black Mage of Light: Well I’m glad you’re okay. Now let’s find the others…
(Suddenly the ground shakes and a huge sand worm appears)
Tidus: Wahhh!!!!
Squall: *reacts quickly* Here I come! Draw! *Squall draws 3 Tornados from Sand Worm* okay let’s use this… Tornado!
(The sand worm resisted the attack by burrowing into the ground, it comes out of the ground and grabs Tidus in its mouth)
Tidus: Wahhh don’t swallow meeee!!! *gets swallowed*
Black Mage of Light: Tidus! Take this fiend! Ice 3
Squall: Blizzaga!!!
(The sand worm freezes over and Squall smashes the frozen worm into pieces leaving a shivering Tidus behind)
Tidus: *shivers* Th… Th… That was a close one… ACHOO!!!
????: Man, you’re such a wuss boy! Man up will ya??
Tidus: Oh no… its my old man… ACHOO!!!
(Jecht flies down out of nowhere and kicks Tidus in the face (oww))
Tidus: Oucchies!!!
Jecht: You’re such a wimp! Stand up boy!
Tidus: *gets up* Says you old man! Yahhh!!!!
(Tidus punches Jecht super hard in the face (oww))
Jecht: Hahaha! That’s my boy!
Tidus: What are you doing here!!!!
Jecht: I heard about your race!... Somehow… And I came to root for you! And bring you extra undies in case you crap your pants in the excitement! *holds blitzballs undies up*
Tidus: *face turns red like a lobster* Gimme that!
Black Mage of Light and Squall: *snorts and laughs*
Tidus: Quit it you guys! *keeps undies* Now go away dad!!!
Jecht: Alright, alright… but don’t forget I’ll be rooting for you… *dashes of into the distance*
Black Mage of Light: That was… HILARIOUS! Hahahaha!!!
Squall: … I think I just busted my gut will laughing loudly in my thoughts…
(Tidus takes out two blitzballs out of nowhere and hits both of them hard (oww))
Black of Mage and Squall: Ahh!... Hahaha!
-And thus Tidus was utterly embarrassed-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:25 pm
<The Magic Class Race Part 4: For my friends, even through despair>
- Spoiler:
- (We continue with Onion Knight and Terra who have been confronted by the Cloud of Darkness and Kefka who happened to be blasted all the way to where they were)
Terra: Get away from us!!! Meltdown!!!
Kefka: *dodges at the last moment* eheeheehee! Calm down little girl! No need to worry! We are just going to take you to some place where you will be safe!
Onion Knight: I know what you two want! You’ll never take control of Terra!
Cloud of Darkness: She is a very important source of magic power to us, if you do not give in we shall take her by force.
Onion Knight: Oh no you won’t! Thundaga!!!
(Cloud of Darkness sinks down into the portal she made and disappears into the ground, promptly dodging Onion Knight’s spell)
Terra: *gasps* Where did she go???
Onion Knight: No matter! Let’s take care of that clown first! Comet!!!
Kefka: *jumps all around* Ehehehehe! Is that all you got? Take this! Scatter Spray Blizzaga!!!
(Onion Knight and Terra quickly dashed around to try and dodge the spell, Onion Knight almost got hit but managed to duck in time)
Kefka: And if that’s not enough! Extra-Crispy Firaga!!!
(The fireballs Kefka conjured dashed around in the air towards the two. Terra managed to prevent from being cornered by them, but they weren’t directed from her, in fact they were directed to Onion Knight! He got cornered and was hit by the fireballs)
Onion Knight: Ahhh!!!
Terra: Onion Knight!!!
Cloud of Darkness: Surpirse… Aura!!!
(Cloud of Darkness’ portal suddenly appeared just behind Terra and she immediately attacked her)
Terra: Ahhhhh!!! Onion Knight help!!!
Cloud of Darkness: Hahaha! Now she’s ours! I’ll be taking my leave now.
(Cloud of Darkness creates the portal again which transported Terra with her as well. Just as the were sinking into the dark portal, Onion Knight quickly recoverd and got up)
Onion Knight: You’re not getting away!!! Holy!!!
(Onion Knight directed his Holy spell at Kefka as a distraction so that he could go after Cloud of Darkness)
Kefka: WARGHHHHH!!! THE LIGHT BURNS!!!! *faints*
(Onion Knight jumps into the dark portal just before it closes)
(Back at Bartz and Cloud, they had an easy battle against Exdeath who mostly teleported around or slashed with his sword which they easily avoided)
Bartz: You’re too slow you old tree!
Exdeath Dur Hur Hur!!! As if you could ever touch me with my ultimate defenses!
Bartz: We’ll see about that! Cloud give me a boost!
Cloud: Okay…! Haste!
Bartz: Alright! Fire!!! *his hands burned with fire* Now! Take this three Goblin Punch of Fire Mach III !!! <-- (self created spell XD)
(Bartz dashes towards Exdeath with his fiery fists. Exdeath readied his defensive skills to absorb the attack)
Exdeath: You can’t hit me! Hurricane!!!
Bartz: Says you!!!
(Bartz was going so fast that he broke through the wall of wind around Exdeath, this sent Exdeath flying (and burning) away)
Exdeath: Curse you!!!
Bartz: Victory pose!!! *poses*
Cloud: … not interested…
Bartz: *hands still burning* OWWW!!! HOT HOT HOT!!! *immediately puts hands in the flowing river to cool it*
Cloud: … how cartoon-ish…
Tifa: Cloud!!
(Tifa comes running back from where she got taken away by Gilgamesh)
Cloud: Tifa! I’m sorry…
Tifa: It’s okay Cloud…
(Tifa explains what happened to Zidane and what the situation is like now)
Bartz: Ahh… So Bartz is now out of the race…? (T.T) aww… I thought we could have some more fun… Oh well! That means I’m gonna win that bet hahaha!
????: I found you Cloud.
(Sephiroth jumps a tree)
Cloud: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Yes, I come to give you despair again!
(Sephiroth dramatically raises his hand and the clouds began to swirl, it then suddenly rained pears on Cloud’s spot)
Everyone else: (-.-ll)
Cloud: Had enough Sephiroth…?
Sephiroth: Oh, not just yet. I shall now re-enact the sorrow you felt a long time ago.
Cloud: No…
Sephiroth: Fervent Blow!
(The multiple energy waves moved towards the group, they all managed to dodge them in succession but clumsily Bartz jumped backwards into the river)
Sephiroth: Hahaha! How apt! I shall get rid of him first then! Quake3!!!
(The quake caused the river to flow more rapidly sending Bartz in the river to be swept away by the sudden currents)
Bartz: Uwahhh!!!!
Sephiroth: And now for you Cloud. Godspeed!
Cloud: Whoaa!!!
(Cloud got hit into the river as well)
Tifa: Cloud!!! I’m coming!!!
(Sephiroth teleports and blocks her path)
Sephiroth: Not so fast girl. You’re my opponent now!
Cloud: Noooo!!! Tifaaaaa!!!!
Sephiroth: Oblivion!!
Tifa: Ahhh!!!
Sephiroth: I shall get rid of you to induce more suffering upon Cloud, too bad he won’t be able to see this, but he would be quite an obstacle if he wasn’t around.
Tifa: You stop this Sephiroth! I will never allow Cloud to suffer like that! *starts equipping more material* Firaga!!!
Sephiroth: *blocks with his Masamune* Ahh, you have grown stronger, but such a weak spell will not suffice at all.
Tifa: *tch!* You will pay!!!
(At the control room, the Chaos’ classmates disappointing performance angers Mateus)
Mateus: Those fools! They are just a pathetic bunch!
Ultimecia: Kome now Mateus, taking of this skool was the main goal after all. We will let our trump kards do the bidding now instead.
Mateus: I guess you are right… Go now the lot of you!
Domina: We shall. We shall!
(We now move over to Lightning who is currently finding a way out of the jungle)
Lightning: (These monsters keep coming at me… I’ve got to keep up my game or I will be done for…)
(She manages to fight her way through the jungle and reach a rocky barren land)
Domina: Ahh! So you have come. Are you ready to succumb?
Lightning: What are you saying? I will never give in to anyone at all! Why are you talking like that Shantotto???
Domina: Oh hohoho! I see that no one knows yet. Alright I shall tell you but don’t get upset! I’m am not Shantotto, she’s not longer here. Domina is my name and you shall be done for my dear! For I am the evil part of the Shantotto you know, and I shall get rid of you in probably one blow!
Lightning: … Is that true? It is hard not to believe. I noticed that your dressing was quite different from the Shantotto I knew… But you have underestimated me, and I shall not let you live because of that.
Domina: Oh hohoho! Such a statement you make! Get a taste of my QUAKE!
(Lightning leaps into the air and somersaults over Domina)
Lightning: (She should be still as fast as the original Shantotto, I’d better boost myself) Paradigm Shift! *shifts to Synergist*
(Lightning lands on the ground just as the quake stops)
Lightning: Faithra! Shellra!… Paradigm Shift! *shifts back to ravager*
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! How interesting you are! See if you can get me from afar! *dashes to a distance*
Lightning: You asked for it! Aeroga!!!
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Too slow my dear. You can’t even hit me when I’m in the clear?
Lightning: (I hope this counts as a magic attack… It’s within my ravager role after all) You will never get the better of me!!! Army of One!!! <-- (well technically it’s a physical attack but just this once Mr Ornitier should let it off XP)
Lightning: I can win this! …(long speech)
(Domina was overwhelmed by Lightning’s speed)
Lightning: I control my fate!
Domina: Nooo!!!! You shall be one that I detest! That attack was a B- at best!!!
(Domina quickly teleports away)
Lightning: … worse day ever…
(Lightning quickly runs to find the others)
(Over at the infirmary)
Firion: So you mean to say Shantotto and Coach Gilgamesh have disappeared? And the ones we saw on the screens weren’t the real ones?
Cecil: That’s what Dr Minwu said. *changes to dark knight* Are you deaf? Man, listen will ya? *changes back* … sorry about that…
(Miss Cosmos suddenly walks in)
Miss Cosmos: Are you all okay???
Kain: Yes Miss Cosmos…
Zidane: Could be better though…
Miss Cosmos: Oh thank goodness. I overhead what you said Dr Minwu, I did sense some powerful magic being cast in the school premises, even the principal sensed it. It seems to be a very powerful dimension transference spell which only people with very strong magic power can cast. However in order to transfer the targeted subject that you want, an equivalent switch must ensue where the same person from one dimension is switched with the other.
Nurse White Mage: Oh dear! Do you think we can reverse the effects?
Miss Cosmos: Yes there may be a way, with the powers which the teachers have, I’m sure we can make it happen. But we have to capture those people who came from the other dimension first.
Dr Minwu: There is one other way but this is not up to us. Shantotto is indeed one, who is filled with magic power, I’m sure she could try to transport herself back, but she may not be powerful enough to transfer both her and Coach Gilgamesh.
Miss Cosmos: Oh… I hope she’s okay…
(In the other dimension, Shantotto managed to figure out what happened and found Coach Gilgamesh)
Coach Gilgamesh: Shantotto! Man, I thought I was stuck here forever.
Shantotto: We are still stuck here you old goon, do you think that we will get back so soon? We are in another dimension for goodness sake and going back is not a piece of cake! <-- (even she may have her limits sometimes)
Coach Gilgamesh: Ahh… this is saddening…
(Back to Tifa who is fighting Sephiroth, things does not look well as she took too much damage earlier when Zidane casted Doomsday)
Tifa: For Cloud… I shall not go down! Demi3!!!
Sephiroth: Ahh!!! That may have hurt me but it is not enough to kill me!!! *rises up* Heaven’s Light!!!
Tifa: Ahhh!!!!
Sephiroth: Give up girl. You have reached your limits.
Tifa: … someone… help…
(Mr Ornitier appears)
Mr Ornitier: I shall not let you hurt my students again! Curaga! *cures Tifa*
Tifa: Thanks Mr Ornitier.
Mr Ornitier: It’s a good thing I came just in time, but I’m sorry to say at that point you are considered out of this race. But you can finish him off before you go.
Tifa: With pleasure Mr Ornitier. *equips Contain Materia* Freeze!!!
Sephiroth: Wahh!! *gets frozen*
Tifa: Now die!!! Flare!!!
Sephiroth: *too frozen to shout*
(Sephiroth gets burnt to crisps and slumps down on the floor)
Mr Ornitier: Good show Tifa, now would you mind going on your own, I got one more student I need to save now.
Tifa: Sure Mr Ornitier.
(Onion Knight follows Cloud of Darkness to a lair where the heroes are supposed to be kept captive, he sees Terra trapped in a cage)
Onion Knight: Terra!
Terra: Onion Knight! Get away!
Cloud of Darkness: Too late! 0-form Particle Beam!
Onion Knight: Ter… ra…
Terra: No… no… NOO!!!! *goes beserk and changes to esper* You have crossed the line!
(Terra breaks free of her cage (should have done that earlier) and she does her ultimate attack against Cloud of Darkness)
Terra: You shall not hurt him!!! RIOT BLADE!!!
Cloud of Darkness: Noooo!!!!
(Cloud of Darkness falls down to the ground, her dark portal appears)
Cloud of Darkness: Next time, I shall have my revenge…
Mr Ornitier: Am I too late???
Terra: No Mr Ornitier, everything is fine now, please take Onion Knight back now, he has done a lot to protect me… And give him an A will you?
Mr Ornitier: Hahaha. I see no problem in that, let me take you out of here and I shall bring Onion Knight back.
Terra: Alright.
(Terra was transported back to the snowy plains. She saw Kefka lying there in the snow.)
Terra: (Better not touch him at all…) *quickly gets away*
(We finally get back to Black Mage of Light, Squall and Tidus who have seen much less action than the rest)
Tidus: Boy, there are sure lots of sand worms here!
Squall: Better not get eaten again…
Tidus: Aww… quit that!
Black Mage of Light: Look! Over at that rock! What are those swirls of light?
Squall: … It’s a draw point…
Tidus: Oh it’s those thingies you can draw spells that normally aren’t from monsters?...
Squall: ... strange this one looks different… *gets ready to draw*
????: Stop right there!
(Three Shumis suddenly appeared in front of the draw point)
Shumi 1: We are the Shumi and we won’t allow you to draw from here unless you pay us 5000 gil.
Squall: … whatever… *searches pockets* … guys I have 1743 gil … how about you two…
Black Mage of Light: *rustles through robe* I got… 2085 gil…
Tidus: *digs into pockets and pulls out the cloth inside showing nothing but gum inside* I got some gum…
Shumi 2: If you don’t have enough then be on your way.
Squall: … whatever then…
Black Mage of Light: Hold it! What if it contains powerful magic?
Squall: … you got any bright ideas?
Tidus: *takes out a blitzball out of nowhere* I got nothing… *spins ball*
Shumi 3: What is that interesting orb you got there?
Tidus: Oh this? It’s a blitzball!
(The Shumis gather to discuss)
Shumi 1: We have decided. If you give us that ball we will let you have this draw point and we’ll throw in one more spell.
Black Mage of Light: What do you say Tidus?
Tidus: Well, I have a lot more at home… Sure why not?
All three Shumis: We thank you. *they charge the save point with some magic* We shall go back to our tribe now and will no longer be back. *they then disappear*
Squall: … is it just me or were they here to extort money?...
Black Mage of Light: *shrugs* who knows?
Squall: … whatever… draw! *Squall draws… 5 Ultimas and 1 The End* That’s really strange… This is supposed to be her magic… Oh well nothing beats an anti-climatic ending… not like I will ever use such cheap tactics…
Black Mage of Light: Okay… Enough with the monologue, let’s go!
Tidus: *grins*
Squall: … what are you so happy about?
Tidus: I helped Squall!! Yippee!!!
Squall: … oh whatever…
-And thus Tidus helped Squall and gets over excited-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:28 pm
<The Magic Class Race Part 5: Conspiracy amidst>
- Spoiler:
- (The infirmary gets crowded as more students are eliminated, everyone gathered around to watch what will happen to the students left in the race)
Tifa: You mean to say we’ve been watched all along?
Firion: Well that’s the jist of it.
Onion Knight: More importantly, you all said that Shantotto and Coach Gilgamesh have been transported to another dimension and those appearing now are from that other dimension?
Cecil: Yes, long story short.
Zidane: Bartz don’t let me down now…
Kain: So… all we can do is wait and watch? There must be something we can do…
Miss Cosmos: Well, we need to get to the bottom of this situation, who is the mastermind behind the transference spell? What will the Chaos students do next?
Dr Minwu: This might be difficult. But a telepathy spell can be used by us to contact those inside, although it will be for a very short time as there seems to be a magical force which is beginning to strengthen and prevent outsiders from reaching the Training Center.
Mr Ornitier: Yes indeed, I’m finding it more taxing on my magic to teleport into the Training Center now, I’m not sure if I can keep this up…
Zidane: Dr Minwu, could you please help us with the telepathy spell?
Tifa: Yes, I really think we should help them now.
Dr Minwu: Alright, then we shall begin a special lesson on telepathy spells now.
All the students: Aye!
(The remaining Chaos students are getting furious with the situation)
Mateus: Domina! How could you fail to eliminate that girl!
Domina: Oh hohoho! It is not the failure that counts but it is the tension which I would like to amount.
Mateus: And you wish for us to believe that? Further more, where is Belle? Has she betrayed us entirely???
Domina: It is not for me to say, but I would like to see how things play.
Mateus: *sigh* Very well, I shall let you two be for the moment. You! Time to show yourself to them.
(A figure emerges from the shadows, the figure which Firion witnessed when Shantotto was transferred to the other dimension)
Eald’narche: You have no right to command me in that fashion, don’t you know how powerful I am? I am the great Eald’narche!
Ultimecia: Kome now, you accepted our request, so you should just do as you are ordered.
Mateus: Yes, but I do apologize for anything I have said which is offensive to you, after all you are the key in destroying the Cosmos students.
Eald’narche: Oh come now, fine I shall enter the fray now, they will now see true power. *leaves the room*
Mateus: However if she manages to find her way back as he said… our plan will be as good as a failure if we don’t hurry up. Garland! Do see for me that any traitor will be eliminated as well with the Cosmos students.
Garland: Yes Mateus.
Gilgamesh: What about me???
Mateus: With your previous failure, you can jump off a cliff for all I care…
Gilgamesh: Grr… *leaves the room as well*
(Bartz and Cloud were being swept down the river by the currents, unable to control where they were being swept to, they are separated by a fork in the river. Bartz is now washed up on a bank near a rocky barren land)
(Just as Bartz laid there, Lightning discovered him)
Lightning: Bartz! What happened?
Bartz: Got… washed away… by river… separated from Cloud…
(Lightning helps Bartz up)
Bartz: Where am I now?
Lightning: I can’t be sure myself, this place is so huge…
????: Haw haw haw ! I’m back!!!
Lightning: Who’s there?
(Gilgamesh comes out from behind a rock)
Gilgamesh: I found you Bartz!!!
Bartz: Oh no! It’s… it’s…! Who are you again?
Gilgamesh: (-.-lll)
Bartz: Hahaha! Just kidding, how ya doing Gil? Want a rematch?
Lightning: You fought him before?
Gilgamesh: Haw haw haw! Very right missy! Come and have a taste of my blades!
(Gilgamesh runs forward and tries to slash Bartz and Lightning)
Lightning: *dodges* This is getting really annoying… That’s it… I’m tired of this!
(Lightning runs forward and punches Gilgamesh in the face, hard enough to send him back flying into the rock he came out of)
Gilgamesh: Whaooo!!! You hit like a man girl!
Lightning: … I shall take that as a crude compliment…
Bartz: Nice one Lightning! I may not have much mp left now but I can still do that too! Goblin Punch!!!
Gilgamesh: Owwww!!!
Bartz: Want some more???
Gilgamesh: No more! No more! Time out!
Lightning: Given up so easily?
Gilgamesh: Well… I was already intending to quit this job… I mean, those villains don’t even treat me with respect! I tell you what! I’ll join you in your fight!
Lightning: Somehow… I do not trust you…
Bartz: Hahaha! Okay! You did help me the previous time too! But I got to ask… how did you get here in the first place?
Gilgamesh: I don’t know… I saw a bright light around me and suddenly I appeared here!
Bartz: Then how did you know about Coach Gilgamesh?
Gilgamesh: I overheard the villains talking about him. Something about him switching with me.
Lightning: I see… then that must have happened to Shantotto as well, this switching you said…
(Bartz asked them to look for Cloud and the rest. They followed the river towards the direction which Cloud was swept to)
(Over at Cloud’s position, he was swept to very cold waters.)
Cloud: Uwahhh! Got to get out of this water!
(Cloud quickly swims to the shore as the currents subsided, as he got up, he saw Terra running towards him)
Terra: Cloud! Thank goodness I found you!
Cloud: I… I got to save Tifa!
Terra: Where is she?
Cloud: She’s back down the river. She is left with Sephiroth!
(Tifa): Cloud! It’s me!
Cloud: Tifa?... Where are you?
(Tifa): I’m in the infirmary, don’t worry about me, I’m safe, you should worry about yourself now, the villains seem to be having a powerful force with them, you need to destroy whatever it is!
Cloud: Okay Tifa…
Terra: Was that a telepathy spell? It seems to be a very good one. Even I could hear Tifa’s voice.
(Tifa): Yes, the teachers are here helping us. We are trying to support you all from here through this telepathy spell for now… My time may be running out. I shall contact you all again later… Please be careful.
Cloud: Okay…
(Tifa): *gasps* Cloud! Watch out!!! Someone’s…
(Just as Tifa was about to warn Cloud about something, communication was broken. Eald’narche appeared in front of them)
Eald’narche: Was that a telepathy spell I sensed? You Cosmos students are sure good, but I guess you all are still not good enough for me.
Terra: Who are you? What do you want?
Eald’narche: Me? You can call me Eald’narche, I have joined the Chaos students in their little quest to destroy the lot of you and take over this school, but I have an underlying objective in this. However, it is better if you two not know this and thus I shall just destroy you two here and now… Now, die by my Flare!
(Eald’narche casts Flare on Terra and Cloud, there is a huge explosion on the spot which Terra and Cloud stood. The smoke cleared after a while, Cloud and Terra were unscathed! Cloud is holding up his Buster Sword and has casted MBarrier on the two of them)
Cloud: We will not let you accomplish that goal…
Eald’narche: Oh, how delightful, strong ones for me to play with! However I can predict that you two will still come out of this dead. No one has survived a battle with me before. *Control Panels appear*
Terra: Then we shall be the first!
(Black Mage of Light, Tidus and Squall have gotten out of the desert and arrived at a grassy field)
Tidus: Water!!! *runs over to the first pond he saw*
Squall: Have you any idea what might be inside that water?
Tidus: I don’t care! My thirst is quenched now! (\^.^/) Ahh!
Black Mage of Light: Alright we’d better keep going.
????: Strangers of this dimension, could you give your attention?
(Belle appears on a rock in the middle of the pond which Tidus drank from)
Tidus: Huh? *water flows out of mouth*
Black Mage of Light: It’s you! *draws staff*
Squall: … We have no time for the race, we need to stop the Chaos students first…
Belle: Oh. Don’t point your weapons at me, please calm down and listen to my plea. I am Belle that is my name, and I do not wish to participate in this war game.
Black Mage of Light: Aren’t you Shantotto?
Squall: … She seems different…
Tidus: Yea! Shantotto wasn’t wearing white.
Belle: The Shantotto you all know is currently not here, to another dimension did she disappear. I want to restore back things to normal, thus I made my appearance very formal. I besiege you all to hear me request, and put a stop to all this unrest.
Black Mage of Light: Okay… But how are we going to help you?
(Firion): Sidney stop! She’s an enemy! The real Shantotto has been switched with two other Shantottos one of which is her. They are working for the villains so don’t help her!
Black Mage of Light: Is this true?
Belle: I see that is a telepathy spell, that of which I know very well. Whatever he has spoken is not wrong, indeed the side of the villains is where I belonged. But through previous events I have gone through, evil deeds is one thing I wish not to pursue.
Squall: … If we trust you now… Do you promise not to turn against us?
Belle: Cross my heart may it be so, for I wish that the villains will not attain their goal.
Tidus: Firion, are you okay with this?
(Firion): We still think it is dangerous… but I guess we can help her for now.
Belle: I thank you all very much, now let’s go get ourselves out of this clutch.
Garland: Ho ho ho! I knew I would find you betraying us!
(Garland appears)
Belle: To be on your side was not much of my choice, I was summoned here without my consent and was forced to work you without my approval voice.
Garland: Even so Domina is still working for us and that means you too! I shall knock you down and bring you back to her right now!
Black Mage of Light: Guys, protect her!
Squall and Tidus: Aye!
(Back at the infirmary the students and teachers are discussing)
Dr Minwu: Wow, as expected of you all, you all learned quick!
Tifa: Yes but now Cloud is in danger!
Mr Ornitier: Don’t worry I’ll help them this time. *tries to teleport in* Oh no… it seems that Eald’narche’s appearance has disabled me to reach them.
Onion Knight: Oh no… Terra…
Zidane: It’s okay I have faith in them. Look! Bartz, Lightning and that Gilgamesh is heading their way now!
Miss Cosmos: Well I hope they will be alright. What about Shantotto in the other dimension?
Dr Minwu: It is not possible for me to contact her since I do not know which dimension she is in but she may be able to contact us.
(Shantotto): Oh hohoho! Have no fear, for now all you voices I can hear!
(Coach Gilgamesh): Hey guys!
Miss Cosmos: Shantotto! Coach Gilgamesh! You too are alright!
(Shantotto): Oh hohoho! Of course we are, even though we are quite far. I shall be preparing a warp spell for us to return, so there is not much need for concern.
Miss Cosmos: A warp spell? That requires even more magic than a dimension transference spell!
(Shantotto): Oh hohoho! Do not go underestimating me, for I am stronger than what Eald’narche would ever be!
(Coach Gilgamesh): Well you heard her! Anyway we are getting some help on this side by some wizards she somehow knows so seeya!
Mr Ornitier: Well that’s a relief! Things are starting to turn for the better now! Although now I still can’t get in to save the students.
Cecil: Don’t worry have faith in them. *changes to dark knight* For once I agree with him!
Firion: Be safe guys…
Kain: Good luck you all…
(Bartz, Lightning and Gilgamesh got to where Cloud was swept to pretty quickly, and they were just in time to see Eald’narche confront the two.)
Bartz: Cloud! Terra!
Terra: Bartz! Lightning please help us!
Cloud: Huh? Why is that guy here??
Bartz: No time to explain! He’s helping us now!
Eald’narche: It seems we have company. And you! I knew you were planning to betray us all along!
Gilgamesh: Well get over it! You all don’t need me much anyway!
Eald’narche: Such insolence. You shall all die!
Lightning: *tch* another loudmouth guy who can’t help but exaggerate his abilities…
Eald’narche: Hey! I’m not!...
Bartz: Hahaha! Hey you’re right!
Eald’narche: Sh… shut up! You all don’t have the right to tease me!!!
Terra: We’ll beat you anyways!
Cloud: … I hope this doesn’t take too long…
Gilgamesh: Haw haw haw! Yea! Alright people enough chit chat! Now we fight like men! *looks at Terra* And ladies! *looks at Lightning* And ladies who can punch like men!
Lightning: *tch*… remind me to punch him again later…
(Back to the heroes with Belle who were just confronted by Garland)
Garland: Gwahhh!!!! How are you all moving so fast??? Blaze!!!
Black Mage of Light: Your attacks are slow, that’s why.
Tidus: Haha yea! And don’t forget when it comes to speed we have the upper hand! Hastega! *all allies are hasted*
Garland: Grrr!!! Tsunami!!!
Squall: Whoa there!
Tidus: Alright here I come! *runs towards Garland and tries to ram him*
Belle: Alright! It’s my turn to fight! Just to let you all know I’m using my full power so I don’t mean to fright! Garland stop with your glare and eat my powerful Flare!!!
Garland: AHHHHH!!!!! I’ll be back for you!!! *disappears*
Tidus: Uwahh!!!!!! *falls into pond* You could have warned me!
-And thus Tidus is entirely soaked-
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Sanaki- God of Dreams
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:31 pm
<The Magic Class Race Part 6: A powerful secret revealed>
- Spoiler:
(Cloud and Terra encountered Eald’narche who was the one behind the dimension transference spell and worked with the villains! Bartz, Lightning and Gilgamesh who recently turned himself over to help our heroes arrived in time to take part in a massive fight!)
Eald’narche: Hahaha now I shall test this power and find out the truth for myself!
Terra: Whatever you are planning we are here to stop you now! Meltdown!!!
(Terra’s meltdown headed for Eald’narche, but just then it slowed down and headed back for Terra!)
Cloud: Watch out! Wall!!!
(Cloud blocked the meltdown but took some damage)
Terra: Cloud are you okay?!
Cloud: Yes… What just happened?
Eald’narche: Ah… so the rumor is true… such power… I shall claim it all for myself! Blizzaga!
(Eald’narche directed the cold winds at the Cosmos students)
Bartz: Whoooaaaa there! *almost got blown away*
Lightning: Did he just grew stronger? So much for being shrimpy…
Eald’narche: Hey! I heard that!
Gilgamesh: We’d better make our move now! Take this!!!
(Gilgamesh rushed towards Eald’narche, ready to slash him with six swords)
Eald’narche: How feeble… *meddles with controls*
Gilgamesh: ARGH!!! What’s this??? Such pain… painful thoughts rushing through my head!!!
(Gilgamesh falls to the ground clutching his head and exclaiming in pain)
Bartz: Gilgamesh!! What did you do to him???
Eald’narche: Everyone has a dark past at some point… I was just taking him down memory lane… *evil laugh* who shall be next… how about you…
Lightning: Argh… My mind is filled with horrible thoughts… Stop it!!!
Eald’narche: *evil laugh* This is fun, let’s see the rest of you…
Terra: AAHHHH!!! STOP IT! STOP IT!!!
Cloud: No… not that! NOOOOOO!!!!!
Bartz: Hey! Stop that! You shouldn’t be exploiting people’s pasts!
Eald’narche: That’s strange why aren’t you affected?...
Bartz: (0.o) What do you mean?
Eald’narche: Why aren’t you yelling in pain from the dark memories I brought back to your mind???
Bartz: Yell in pain? What for? No matter how dark the memories, no matter how much they fill my mind, they are just but memories. I learnt to move on! And that’s what makes me strong! What about you? You’re strong. Have you gotten over your dark past too?
Eald’narche: No! Don’t remind me of that wretched past! I refuse to believe those things happened to me! I’m powerful here and now! No one is going to stop me!
Bartz: Well aren’t you a sad sack then *sticks out tongue*
Eald’narche: YOU!!! ENOUGH!!! *let’s down guard in frustration*
Bartz: Guys! Get up! Don’t be troubled by the past! Our future is here and now! Let’s beat this guy for our future!
Gilgamesh: Argh… The airhead’s right…
Bartz: Hey!
Lightning: Yes… we have to fight!
Terra: For our school!
Cloud: And… for our friends.
Bartz: Alriiiight! Let’s go!!!
Eald’narche: You kids are such fools! *meddles with controls again*
(A huge swarm of Dark flans and a behemoth approach their position)
Lightning: We’ve got company…
Cloud: How troublesome…
Terra: *changes to esper mode* Here I go!
Gilgamesh: Haw haw haw! Haven’t had such fun in years!
(A large battle ensued as the students took down one flan at a time)
(The behemoth stomps the ground)
Bartz: Whoa! Guess it’s time for the big one! Goblin punch!!!
Gligamesh: Haw haw haw! Excalibur!!!
Terra: Flare!!!
Cloud: Meteor!!!
Lightning: Paradigm Shift! *shifts to Commando* Ruinga!!!
(The Behemoth roars and falls to the ground)
Eald’narche: *tch* Looks like no stop to this… Time to end this!!!
(Eald’narche’s hands glow and he disappears)
Bartz: Hey! Where did he go???
Eald’narche: Over here… *appears behind Bartz* Die!!! *slashes Bartz*
Bartz: GAHHH!!!!
Lightning: Bartz!
Eald’narche: *warps to behind Cloud*
Terra: Look out!
Eald’narche: Got you now!
Cloud: Arghh!!!
(Bartz and Cloud fall to the ground as the immense strikes hit them)
Eald’narche: *evil laugh* Such power this is! Now die! The rest of you! Ultima!!!
Gilgamesh: NO! *blocks the girls*
Lightning: Gilgamesh!
Gilgamesh: You girls quick defeat him… Argh…
Terra: Eald’narche, you asked for it!!! Ultima!!!
Lightning: Ruinga!!!
Eald’narche: Argh… I guess this power is not enough yet… I got to trace back to the source… see you all later…
(Ultimecia and Domina appear)
Ultimecia: Good job Eald’narche. I shall take these two to the dungeons, Domina! Take kare of the rest! *disappears with Bartz and Cloud*
Domina: With much pleasure! Eald’narche please feel no pressure!
Eald’narche: *tch* Whatever. I don’t want to work with you guys anymore! I am going to retrieve the true power for myself! Ultima!!!
(Eald’narche blasts Domina)
Domina: I knew you would be one to betray! But I shan’t allow such Foul Play!
(Domina casts Ultima back at Eald’narche but he warps away before she could finish casting)
Domina: That shrimp is so annoying, my blood is now completely boiling. Go looking for him I shall, and have him permanently expelled! *disappears*
Terra: Oh no Bartz and Cloud!
Lightning: No time to worry, there are two powerful forces on the loose, we have to reunite with the rest.
(Onion Knight): Terra! Lightning! The others are towards the east! Go find them quick!
Terra: Onion Knight! Okay!... Let’s go.
(Tifa): Be safe now girls!
Lightning: Alright…
Gilgamesh: … you girls go ahead… I’ll catch up…
Terra: *nods*
(Terra and Lightning run towards the east)
(Black Mage of Light, Squall, Tidus and Belle just defeated Garland)
Tidus: Argh… I’m soaked… Good thing for the extra undies… Thanks dad…
Squall: … please don’t say such gross things…
Belle: I sense a powerful force amidst, we cannot allow this to persist!
Black Mage of Light: I think I’m sensing it too, it’s coming from the centre of this place… The huge rock formation where we first fought Shantotto.
Tidus: Alright then, let’s go!
????: I’m tired of this endless chase, I shall deal with you all myself.
(Mateus and Garland appear)
Garland: See! That’s the traitor!
Mateus: Why am I not surprised… I shall see to your end then. Let the power of the deepest depths be bestowed upon me!
(Mateus changes into his dark emperor form)
Mateus: Pity for you all to end like this… Starfall!!!!
Belle: We will not end here for it is you who will disappear!
(Belle casts a strong barrier and protects the students)
Tidus: Whoooaaa!!!
Squall: … A close call…
Black Mage of Light: Thanks Belle!
Belle: He is certainly strong… please defeat him quick or I might not hold for long!
Black Mage of Light: Will do! NUKE!!!
Garland and Mateus: Arghh!!!!
Garland: This is not over! Class Change!!! Die Cosmos students! Soul of Chaos!
Mateus: Absolute Dominion!!!
Belle: AHHHH!!!
(Belle holds of the two attacks, she seems to be at her limit)
Black Mage of Light: We have to protect her! ZAP!
Squall and Tidus: Ultima!!!
Mateus: Grrr… It’s not over yet… Eald’narche is about to release the power just as I expected… when that power is released we shall defeat you then! *disappears with Garland*
(Over at the centre of the Training Center, Eald’narche appears)
Eald’narche: I sensed the power of the ultimate crystal here! I shall now be mine!!! *control panels appear*
(A huge storm starts to swirl above)
(The students and teachers in the infirmary helplessly watch)
Miss Cosmos: *gasps* He knows about the crystal!!!
Tifa: Miss Cosmos! What’s this about the crystal?
Mr Ornitier: The sacred crystal of Creation is located right in the middle of this school which incidentally is the centre of our Training Center. It is the reason how this Training Center came to be, it enables anything to be created with its power. Indeed such immense power would be a target of Eald’narche.
Cecil: *changes to dark knight* HEY! What’s the big idea!!! *changes to paladin* What I meant is why didn’t we know of such a secret?
Firion: Is it because the school will be attacked if anyone got a wind of this?
Zidane: That seems logical…
Miss Cosmos: Yes you kids are right… And now… Our school is in greater trouble than it ever was…
Dr Minwu: If Eald’narche manages to completely absorb the crystals’ power, not only will that destroy our whole school. But he will have enough power to destroy the whole world as well!
Onion Knight: Such a powerful thing existing in this school…
Kain: We can only hope for their safety now… Let’s support them with what we can guys!
Cosmos Students: Aye!
(The storm cloud continue to gather, all who are in the Training Center may about to be facing true despair)
Lightning: We’d better hurry, something really bad is starting…
Terra: … I hope we make it in time…
(In the dungeon for captives)
Mateus: All that power will be ours thanks to Eald’narche
Cloud: … argh… We have to do something…
Bartz: … yea… but I can’t move…
Ultimecia: *evils laughs* The time has kome!
(And the guys and Belle are going as fast as they can)
Belle: Such evil awaits… We have to change this fate…
Black Mage of Light: Hey Tidus, stop looking up and watch where you’re going.
Squall: … If you run so fast you’ll hit some rock for sure…
Tidus: Hahaha! Nonsense! *knocks into a rock* Owie…
Squall: … told you so…
-And thus Tidus ran into a rock-
Sanaki- God of Dreams
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:34 pm
<The Magic Class Race Part 7: A not very happy reunion>
- Spoiler:
- (The Cosmos students and teachers in the infirmary discovered the true plot of the villains with Eald’narche being the one who will bring about the destruction of the school by using the power of the sacred crystal of Creation. However the students in the Training Center have yet to know what they are truly up against. A huge battle will ensue…)
(In the centre of the Training Center, Eald’narche is about to reveal the crystal)
Eald’narche: As soon as I destroy this rock, I shall begin the absorption of this crystals power! No being on earth will ever be able to stop me!
Domina: *appears behind Eald’narche* Such laughable words you spew, for now this is the end of you! And once I am through and done, the crystal will be mine and it will never be undone!
Eald’narche: *tch* I was here first! If it is a fight for the crystal you want, it is a fight you shall get! I call upon the highest power of the elements! Thundaja!!!
(A huge bolt strikes downwards onto the ground. The earth split on the impact and the rock formation concealing the crystal began to crack)
Domina: Such insolence and power… No matter, this will be you final hour!!!
(A light starts to seep from the rock formation, the power of the crystal begins to leak out empowering both Eald’narche and Domina)
Domina: This light is so bizarre… I feel much stronger now, Firaja!!!
(A huge burst of flames headed towards Eald’narche)
Eald’narche: You think that will work on me??? It shall return to you!!!
(The flames which were headed for Eald’narche changed direction and headed back to Domina)
Domina: AHHHH!!! So you have control over elements, but downfall shall be your arrogance! For a shrimp such as you will never make it far! Shellga!!!
(Domina’s shellga blocks the Firaja spell completely!)
Domina: Since elements don’t work on you. This Flare II will do you through!!!
Eald’narche: GRAHHH!!! This spell!!!
(The lights from the crystal continue to shine through the broken rock formation. The light beams shone to the corners of the Training Center. The storm created by Eald’narche becomes even more imminent)
(Mateus and Garland enter the control room to check on the status on their plan)
Mateus: It seems they’re beginning to destroy the ‘shell’ of the crystal. Once the crystal is fully revealed the power shall be ours.
Garland: Yes and no matter be it Eald’narche or Domina who attain the power, we will immediately siphon the power out of them with the rods we set up all around the Training Center.
Mateus: I’m filled with excitement now. It is all according to plan.
????: It may be so now, but I shall not permit this to go on!
(Gabranth bursts into the control room)
Mateus: Ahh, the Chaos student who rejected our offer on unlimited power, what brings you here?
Gabranth: I shall refrain from restating the obvious. Now we shall fight! And you will all fall by my wrath!
Mateus: Oh~ So you are on Cosmos’ side now!
Gabranth: I may not be so, but on yours I am definitely not! Hated!!!
(The huge shockwaves hit Mateus and Garland to the ground)
Mateus: Argh… looks like we’re still weakened from the previous battle…
Garland: Mateus, we should head to the site of the crystal! Once one of them attains the crystal’s power, we shall immediately siphon it and we will gain back our strength again.
Mateus: Very well… we shall…
(Mateus and Garland immediately teleport to the crystal)
Gabranth: *tch* I have to stop them… but first I have some people to save… *teleports away*
(In the depths of the dungeon, Cloud and Bartz are still held captive)
Bartz: Cloud… you okay?
Cloud: … *lies silently facedown on the ground*
Bartz: Cloud… Are you still there??? Speak to me!!!
Cloud: …
Bartz: Guard!!! Come quick!!!
Ultimecia: What did you kall me you pinhead?
Bartz: He’s… he’s… *points at Cloud*
Ultimecia: *evil laughs* Looks like Eald’narche done him through… and your problem is?
Bartz: You have to check if he is still alive!!!
Ultimecia: … Fine… Kosmos fools…
(Ultimecia teleports into Cloud’s cell to check on him)
Cloud: … *stands up*
Ultimecia: !!!
Cloud: GRAHH!!! *punches Ultimecia in tha face!!!*
Ultimecia: Urghhhh! *gets knocked unconscious*
Bartz: Hahaha! Great job Cloudy!
Cloud: … Don’t call me that… let’s get out of here… Firaga!
(Cloud destroys the bars)
Bartz: Hahaha! My turn! Firaga!!! *gets out of cell* Alriiight!!!
Cloud: … how do we get out of here?
Gabranth: Looks like you two need help.
Bartz: Hey! Gabranth!
Cloud: About time you’d showed up…
Bartz: Yea! Where were you the last few episodes…
Gabranth: … no matter about that, you have to save you friends and the school right?
(Kain): Bartz! Cloud! Can you two hear us?
Bartz: Oh! I can here them again! Loud and clear!
(Onion Knight): Oh good! Seems like the strong magical forces aren’t blocking the area you both are in.
Cloud: … so… what about the others?
(Cecil): They are heading towards the centre of the Training Center. *changes to dark knight* And dam they are in trouble!!!
(Firion): You guys better hurry…
(Zidane): Yea and once you get out there we won’t be able to contact you guys anymore so stay safe Bartz. You too Cloud.
Bartz: Alright! Thanks buddy!
(Tifa): Cloud… I’ll be waiting…
Cloud: … Alright…
Bartz: Okay Gabranth! Since we can teleport you gotta help us!
Gabranth: That was what I was here for…
Bartz: Oh hohokay! Let’s go!
(Miss Cosmos): Be safe children.
(The Cosmos students remaining in the Training Center (who are conscious) are heading towards the site of the crystal. While on their way, they finally meet up)
Tidus: Guys we should hurry!
Squall: …easy for you to say…
Lightning: There they are!
Black Mage of Light: Terra! Lightning! Do you two know what is going on?
Terra: This guy called Eald’narche. He said that he is looking for the true power. But I don’t know what he meant…
Belle: It is the sacred crystal of Creation he meant, the power it gives off is immense. As soon as Eald’narche begins the crystal’s power suction, it can be the start of the world’s destruction!
Black Mage of Light: This is getting worse by the second…
Lightning: Let’s waste no time then the centre is just right ahead…
(They run towards the centre where they saw Eald’narche and Domina still fighting it out)
Eald’narche: Argh! That will not be enough to defeat me! Now I shall show you why you should truly fear me!!! *meddles with controls*
Domina: GAHHH!!! No! These dark thoughts filling my brain! Such pain and sorrow they contain!!!
Eald’narche: Hahaha! You are no match for me, for I can paralyses you with fearful thoughts! Now die for me! Pyrohelix! Cryohelix!!!
(A swirl of fire and ice hits Domina)
Domina: NOOOO!!!! I will not gooooo!!! *faints onto the ground*
Eald’narche: *loud evil laugh* Now the power is truly mine!!! Stoneja!!!
(The rock formation continues to crack and finally breaks open. The sacred crystal of creation has been revealed! The white light emitted from the crystal lit up every dark corner of the Training Center)
Eald’narche: *meddles with control panels* Now I shall drain the power of this crystal completely!
Black Mage of Light: Guys we have to stop it now! NUKE!!!
Terra: *changes to esper form* Alright! Here I go! Riot Blade!!!
Tidus: This will stop him!!! Flare!!!
Lightning: Ruinga!!!
Squall: Ultima!!!
Belle: I’m in this too! Flare II!!!
(Eald’narche gets hit away from the crystal)
Eald’narche: ARGH!!! FOOLS!!! Don’t try to stop me!!! *rushes forward and continues to drain the power*
Mateus: Alright. That is enough power he has drained. Start the siphon spell!
Garland: Roger!
Mateus: Siphon!!!
(Magic beams from around the Training Center directed straight towards Eald’narche, the power that he drained from the crystal is being taken away by Mateus)
Eald’narche: YOU!!! You will not interfere!!! CHOKE!!!
Mateus: ARGHH!!! *falls to the ground* I siphoned the power from you and you can still retaliate??? Indeed the crystal’s power is immense!!! We have to acquire it for ourselves!!!
Eald’narche: Oh no you won’t! It is all mine!!! Noctohelix!!! Luminohelix!!!
(The forces of dark and light gathered to hit Mateus and Garland)
Marteus: Curse you!!! *falls over*
Garland: GRAHH!!! I will not be knocked down!!! *faints*
Eald’narche: And now for the rest of you!!! Gravija!!!
(A huge black sphere appears above the Cosmos students)
Terra: It’s gonna crush us!!!
Tidus: Look out!!!
(The sphere was about to hit them but just then…)
????: Oh hohoho! This will never do! Stand up you fools!
????: Haw haw haw! Just in time!
Lightning: We were teleported away from the spell range!
Squall: It’s you!
Black Mage of Light: Sh… Shantotto!!!
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Yes I’m back I do declare! Now let this weakling take a hit of my FLARE (II)!!! <-- (II is unspoken cuz it had to rhyme XD)
Coach Gilgamesh: Crystal power or not we have to defeat him now! Excalibur!!!
Tidus: Haha! Now we’re talking! Alright let’s do this!
Terra: *battle stance* Alright!
Lightning: Paradigm Shift! *switches to ravager* This better end soon…
Squall: *gunblade up* … *stern face*
Black Mage of Light: *draws staff* Okay!
Tidus: And here comes the climax!
-And thus Tidus said something very obvious and corny-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:35 pm
<The Magic Class Race Part 8: A whole new realm>
- Spoiler:
- (The remaining Cosmos students are now about to face Eald’narche which they want to make it the last time. With the appearance of Shantotto and Coach Gilgamesh, their victory could possibly be ensured)
Black Mage of Light: Come on guys! We have to defeat him before he absorbs all the crystal’s power! NUKE!!!
Eald’narche: *blocks the attack completely with his hands* *evil laugh* You’d have to do better than that!
Squall: Argh… He’s gained so much power…
Lightning: We would have to attack him simultaneously so that he can’t block all our attacks.
Tidus: Alright! Let’s give him all we got! *Tidus uses Cheer*
Terra: Okay. Everyone together!
Everyone except Coach Gilgamesh: ULTIMA!!! <--(Lightning and BMoL used it for once)
(Eald’narche was surrounded by the blasts. Everyone thought it was over for him. The smoke cleared… Eald’narche was standing there unscathed with a very strong wall cast around him.)
Eald’narche: *evil laughs* Witness the true power of the crystal! It has made a wall impervious to all attacks! I shall be invincible!
Shantotto: No matter how much power you shall gain, the respect of people you shall never obtain. For I have warned you before, about such a lore. That you will be torn asunder by the power which you have plundered.
Eald’narche: Your words meant nothing to me before and never will. For you didn’t believe that I could attain such power before and now your words have been eaten!
Coach Gilgamesh: Grrr!!! Shut you mouth!!!
Gilgamesh: *just arrived* Yea!!! What he said!!! (0.o) Wait…
Coach Gilgamesh: Hey! You’re me!
Gilgamesh: Haw haw haw! What a coincidence! Shall we beat down this guy together?
Coach Gilgamesh: Exactly what I was thinking! But you know you’ll have to go back to your dimension after this or this dimension will not be able to handle us! Haw haw haw!
Everyone else: (-.-ll)
Gilgamesh: True that! Now let’s do this!
Both of them: Zantetsuken!!!
Eald’narche: Argh! This attack… No matter! My regeneration has enhanced as well! *heals from the attack almost immediately*
Black Mage of Light: Now he’s really invincible!
Terra: We really need some help now…
Bartz: Heeeeeyyy!!! Guys!!!
Cloud: We’re here…
Gabranth: Good Lord he has already absorbed the power!
Squall: … about time you helped us Gabranth…
Tidus: Even so, beating this guy is still quite impossible!!!
Lightning: … We still will find a way!
Eald’narche: Why do you all oppose me! My reign is now inevitable! Give in and I shall spare your lives!
Cloud: … not interested…
Squall: … whatever…
Tidus: Yea right! Like that’s gonna happen!
Terra: No way! Freedom is what we want!
Black Mage of Light: A true Cosmos student will never give up at such a point!
Lightning: Not to mention what we have been through.
Bartz: You talk you have won the war already and yet you’re still a shrimpy whiny kid!
Eald’narche: I’m NOT!!! I’ll have you know! My age is concealed by my appearance! I have gained an immortal life which as lead me to live over a thousand years with the same young body!
Everyone except Shantotto: (0.0)
Bartz: Alright you’re not a shrimpy… you’re an old fart!!! Hahaha!!!
Eald’narche: GRRR!!! Those words shall be your last!!! Flare II!!!
Bartz: Whooaaa!!! Close call!!!
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! It seems Eald’narche you made a blunder which will cause you to be rend asunder. The determination of this class you see, is much stronger than the ants and the bees. For even when the face trouble, their enemies are they determined to crumble.
Eald’narche: … I admit you have indeed made many interesting, strong and determined friends… But too long have I waited for this! You all shall die then for not listening to what I decreed! Thundaja!!!
(Eald’narche sends waves of shock all around the rocky barren land hitting the Cosmos students)
Tidus: Argh…
Bartz: Owiee…
Lightning: He’s so powerful…
Terra: It’s a whole new level of spells…
Cloud: … too much to handle…
Black Mage of Light: … why can’t I get up now…
Squall: … what is he trying to do now? ...
Eald’narche: Enough of these small feats! I shall test the power of this crystal. I shall create a whole new realm which I can rule and destroy the dimensions once and for all!!!
(Eald’narche raises his hands and a huge shining portal appears)
Eald’narche: Yes! My own utopia!
(Eald’narche slowly heads into the portal. As it entered, it seems to be getting smaller)
Eald’narche: I shall destroy the universes once I reach over to the other side. Say your last prayers.
Tidus: Oh no you won’t!!! Haste!!! *Tidus quickly runs into the portal*
Terra: I have to stop him!!! *changes to esper form and flies into the portal*
Lightning: Argh… I must go. Paradigm shift! *shifts to synergist* Haste!!! *heads into the portal as well*
(The portal begins to get even smaller)
Shantotto: This is not over yet! What he deserves he shall get!!! *teleports right to the portal and enters it*
Bartz: Come on guys! We have to get in too!!!
Black Mage of Light: *gets up* Okay let’s hurry!!!
Mateus: Not so fast.
Garland: You have to deal with us!
Ultimecia: *appears* You all kannot prevent this from happening. We shall stop you from interfering and eliminate you all.
Squall: … such a bother…
Cloud: This is a waste of time…
(Cloud and Squall tried to cut them down so as to gain path to the portal, but before they could reach it, it completely closed up)
Mateus: *evil laughs* Now the destruction of the universe is inevitable. Come now we will fight for our last moments. Domina! I command you to get up and fight them!
Domina: *gets up* Your command I shall refuse from now on, for our agreement is now foregone. With Belle will I fight, for now I understand what these people believe are right!
Belle: Yes and I believe that they will succeed, and put an end to this misdeed.
Ultimecia: Such foolishness! Apocalypse!!!
Bartz: Time to take things up a notch! Mighty Guard!!!
Squall: Now to get rid of them! Ultima!!!
Black Mage of Light: Time to get more serious now! Class upgrade! *changes to Black Wizard*
Black Wizard of Light: Well will cut you all down and welcome our friends back from their victory afterwards! ZAP!
Cloud: … Ultima!!!
Domina and Belle: This will be the end you all know it well as we shall help and cast this spell!!! Quake II!!!
Bartz: And let’s do something fun!!! 1000 NEEDLES!!!
Mateus: Ahhh! Oooo!! Owww!!!
Ultimecia: Too many!!!
Garland: Argh… go away!
(In the infirmary everyone wants to fight)
Firion: Come on Miss C! We want to fight too!
Miss Cosmos: But you all were seriously injured. No matter how much Curagas you cast on yourself, you all still need to rest.
Mr Ornitier: Plus the presence of Eald’narche still lingers in the Training Center and I cannot bring you all in.
Zidane: Argh… *bangs the screen* I want to join in the fun…
Tifa: There’s not much we can do now I guess…
Onion Knight: What about Eald’narche? The portal he created… Where does it lead to?
Dr Minwu: It probably is the work of the crystal. He created a new realm for him to dwell in.
Kain: And why can’t we see what is going on there?
Dr Minwu: It’s probably like Shantotto who was in the other dimension, our tracking spells can reach across time and space.
Cecil: All we can do is wait for them to be back. *changes to dark knight* gawd! Hurry up already!!!
(In the realm which Eald’narche created. Everything was white, it was like an empty space and everyone who were in it were floating)
Eald’narche: *evil laughs* Since you all are in here, you shall all witness true destruction!
(A screen appeared by Eald’narche’s power. They could see the place which they came from and all the students who are currently fighting the villains)
Eald’narche: Such pitiful beings… And those Chaos students think they will not be destroyed by me. On the contrary, they are the fools which I want to destroy most!
Lightning: Paradigm Shift! *changes to ravager* Take this! Aeroga!!!
Terra: Ultima!!!
Shantotto: You shall be destroyed first, fell the power of my burst!!!
Eald’narche: *his wall still blocks all the attacks*
Tidus: There’s no stopping to this, we will have to continue this to the next episode!
-And thus Tidus spoke the intension of the author-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:36 pm
<The Magic Class Race Part 9: For all we have been through>
- Spoiler:
- (Eald’narche has created a new realm for himself where he can rule and destroy the rest of the universe, but to his dismay four of the Cosmos students managed to enter his realm before the portal closed.)
Eald’narche: I am untouchable now, give up mortal fools.
Shantotto: When there is a will there is a way, and out full strength will we display!
Eald’narche: *evil laugh* no matter what you do it is still no use. I control everything now!
(The ground appeared below the feet of the students, they no longer float in mid air)
Eald’narche: Witness the full power of both creation and destruction!
(A wall of fire then appears before the students and swept towards them)
Lightning: Waterga!
Terra: Flood!
(They managed to douse the wall of fire, but Eald’narche immediately cast quake and caused the ground to shake violently. The ground began to crack open and they could see lava appear from below.)
Tidus: Argh hang on girls! Protectga!
Terra: Aeroga!
(A wind barrier appeared around them and prevented them from falling in. The barrier dissipated as soon as the quake subsided.)
Eald’narche: Hmph, this is getting boring. I’ll give you all a chance to counter attack, don’t disappoint me.
Tidus: You asked for it! Haste!!!
(Everyone runs foreward.)
Shantotto: I’ll strike you with all my might! And cripple you with my Dread spikes!
(Shantotto got close enough to hit Eald’narche and tried to steal his hp with her dread spike effect. But Eald’narche immediately warped away and appeared behind her.)
Eald’narche: *evil laugh* Too slow! *hands glow and he strikes Shantotto to the ground*
Shantotto: *gets up* This is only the beginning! Soon you shall not be grinning!
Tidus: Heyya! *tries to kick Eald’narche*
Eald’narche: *dodges in a nick of time* Such speed you possess, but still I am the one who triumphs in that field as well. *hits Tidus back and sends him down to the ground*
Terra: You won’t be gloating for long! *her hands glow white and she strikes Eald’narche*
(Eald’narche got hit by her but his wall reflected some damage back at her, sending her backwards)
Eald’narche: Tsk tsk! You were almost there but too bad!
Lightning: This will not do! Paradigm Shift! *shifts to Saboteur* Dazega!!!
(Eald’narche was sent into a daze, giving the students enough time to recover)
Lightning: Paradigm shift! *shifts to Medic* Guys get up! Curaja!
Tidus: Grr… We need a plan!
Shantotto: That I agree with you! Okay, I shall cast Tornado II!!!
(Shantotto made a huge tornado appear around Eald’narche who was about to recover from his daze. They try to formulate a plan before the tornado disappears)
Lightning: Debuffing him is no use, his wall is too strong…
Terra: And his wall reflects some of our attacks back.
Tidus: He must have an opening or a weak spot somewhere.
Shantotto: If my memory serves me right, there is a way we still can fight. There is one thing he still holds dear, show it to him and our path to victory will be made clear!
(A plan was formulated and everyone agreed. Shantotto readies for a special spell while the rest continue to distract him once the tornado disappeared.)
Tidus: Bet you can’t catch me!
Eald’narche: How foolish can you get. Stellar Burst!!!
Tidus: …! (I can’t speak!!!)
Eald’narche: That will shut you trap.
Lightning: Esuna!
Tidus: Ahh! Much better!
Terra: Watch out, he may have more of those status inflicting attacks.
Lightning: I really hope this works…
(Back in the original world the rest of the Cosmos students await their return, some of them are still fighting the villains as well.)
Mateus: Argh! Those needles were pesky indeed.
Bartz: Haha! Want some more??? 1000 NEEDLES!!!
Garland: GRAAA!!!
Ultimecia: grr… fools *disappears* *appears behind Cloud and laughs*
(Tifa): Cloud! Look out!!!
Cloud: Gahh!
(Cloud dodges just in time before Ultimecia attacked him)
Bartz: Hey! I can hear their voices again!
(Firion): Just in time too! Seems like the strong magical barrier subsided and we manage to break through!
(Zidane): Guys, we may warp over right now!
Squall: … Is there even a need… (I mean like this fight is a pushover)
Kefka: Wahahaha!! We’re back!! Trine!!
Kuja: Ahahaha! Oh I’d love a good finale! Flare Star!
Black Wizard of Light: Whoa there! Okay you guys come as soon as you can.
(Everyone in the infirmary): Aye!
(Soon enough all the villains appeared and so did the students from the infirmary. A huge chaotic battle ensued but yet it was still kind of one sided as the Cosmos Students fought with all their might)
Mateus: Grr… Absolute Dominion!!!
Firion: You won’t rule over us! Ultima!!!
Onion Knight: Here I come! Comet!!!
Cloud of Darkness: Oh no you don’t! 0-form partible beam!!!
Onion Knight: Haha! Missed!
Cecil: Take this brother! *changes to dark knight* I’m gonna own ya!!!
Golbez: Hahaha, let’s see what you can do about that! Genesis Rock!
Kain: And here I come! Flare!
Golbez: That’s not fair! It’s two against one!
Exdeath: Dur hur hur! Almagest!
Bartz: *dodges* Oh no you won’t get me! 1000 NEEDLES!!!!
Exdeath: AHHH!!! Too much!!!
Kefka: Eheheehee! Looks like that girl is not here!
Tifa: Then I’ll deal with you instead! Flare!!!
Kefka: Eyahhh!!!! That’s not fair with that sneak attack!!!
Sephiroth: Cloud! *throws pear at Cloud*
Cloud: … ENOUGH!!! Ultima!!!
Sephiroth: ARGH!!
Squall: … This must end now… Ultima!
Ultimecia: Apocalyse!!!
Squall: *dodges it easily* … whatever…
Zidane: You’re going down you pathetic failure!!!
Kuja: You’re so harsh Zidane! Take this! Ultima!!!
Zidane: Haha! Missed! Flare!!!
Kuja: GWAHH!!! (T.T)
Domina and Belle: Wreaking havoc on them is so much fun! Especially when we fight as one!!!
Gilgamesh and Coach Gilgamesh: Haw haw haw!!! This is getting so interesting!
Black Wizard of Light: And this will be the last of you! ZAP!
Garland: GAHH!!! As if the needles weren’t bad enough!
Gabranth: … I have nothing better to say, but such a foul plot makes me want to make you all pay!!! Hatred!!!
(In the infirmary)
Nurse Rosa: *giggles* Your students sure know how to put up a good fight.
Miss Cosmos: Why thank you nurse Rosa.
Nurse White Mage: The infirmary hasn’t seen much action since the last plot by the classes under Chaos! Gotta get ready for the casualties *laughs*
Mr Ornitier: Hohoho! Such spirit and resilience, makes me proud to be one of their teachers.
Dr Minwu: You said it!
(The Chaotic yet fun battle ensued as the Cosmos students beat the pulp out of the Chaos students who ruined their race and caused them to suffer.)
Black Wizard of Light: I wonder if they are okay… NUKE!
Garland: GRAHH!!
(Back in the other realm the students are hanging on as much as they can.)
Shantotto: You all have to hold on a while more, doing this is no mere chore!
Lightning: Alright. Paradigm shift! *shifts to ravager* Tidus! Distract him!
Tidus: Okay! Hey you! Take me on!
Eald’narche: Grr!! Die!! Vortex!!!
Tidus: Missed me!!!
Lightning: Okay good! Aeroga!!!
Eald’narche: ARGH!!!
Terra: It seems we really can affect him emotionally to create an opening to attack him. Come on lets keep taunting and distracting him!
Eald’narche: Die you mortals once and for all! Omega Javelin!
Terra: Ahh!!!
Tidus: Hang on!!!
(Terra was about to get hit (and petrified!) but Tidus ran over just in time to save the day)
Terra: You saved me!
Tidus: (^.^) Heheehee I did! I did!
Terra: My hero!
-And thus Tidus is Terra’s hero-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:37 pm
<The Magic Class Race Part 10: And so ends a crazy day>
- Spoiler:
- (Shantotto began preparing for a spell which would distract Eald’narche and enable their victory while the rest of the class are caught up in a huge fight and thus the race seems to be coming to an end)
Eald’narche: Hold still fools, so I can kill you all at once!
Lightning: His attacks are getting more precise…
Tidus: Don’t worry we can still keep up! Haste!!!
Terra: Shantotto! Are you ready with the spell?
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! I most certainly am my dear! Come now and watch in fear!
(Shantotto cast her spell, apparently it was an illusion spell. A man appears before Eald’narche)
Eald’narche: It’s you! … Kam’lanaut!
Kam’lanaut: I see that you are still up to your plots older brother.
Terra: That’s an illusion?
Lightning: It seems so real…
Tidus: Who is that guy…
Shantotto: It’s his brother, whom he had left behind, with his appearance would Eald’narche be left in a bind
Kam’lanaut: I was nothing but a mere pawn you said, such a brother you were…
Eald’narche: No… no… I thought you were gone for good!
Kam’lanaut: Sorry to disappoint you brother but now it is you who will be gone.
(Eald’narche’s wall began to weaken as Shantotto observed)
Shantotto: Now in his painful memories shall he dwell, and I shall cast on him my strongest Dispel!!!
(Eald’narche wall weakened even more and he continued to be distracted by his brother’s presence)
Tidus: Alright girls! NOW!!!
Terra: Take this! Riot Blade!!!
Lightning: Army of One!!!
Tidus: Ace of Blitz!!!
Shantotto: I shall cast all my spells in a huff! Play Rough!!!
(Eald’narche is being bombarded by their ultimate attacks)
Eald’narche: ARGH… WHY??? *falls to the ground and faints*
Shantotto: You were fundamentally weak I must say, for the awful performance you have displayed.
Lightning: He was overly affected by his emotions, his relentless strife caused him his downfall…
Terra: And so it ends…
Tidus: But what will happen to us now…
(The realm which they were in seemed to crumble as Eald’narche began to lose his power. The illusion of his brother vanished into thin air…)
(Back in the Training Center the other students are still fighting it out)
Onion Knight: Time to get serious! Class Change! *changes to Sage* HOLY!!!
Cloud Darkness: WHAA!!
Cloud: I had enough of you despair!!! Firaga!!!
Sephiroth: ARGHH!! What’s wrong with pears???
Bartz: HAHAHA!!! You’re covered in needles!!!
Exdeath: GRAAA!!! I will send you to the void!!!
Tifa: Flare!!! Take that for teasing a girl!
Kefka: WHAA!!! I give up! I give up!
Black Wizard of Light: For Cosmos!!! NUKE!!!
Garland: ENOUGH!!!
Cecil: *changes to paladin* Take this!!! *changes to dark knight* AND THAT PUNK!!!
Kain: And some of this as well!
Golbez: No fair!!!
Firion: Whoaaa!! Your traps won’t work on me this time! Ultima!!!
Mateus: ARGH! Flare!
Firion: *stands and watches the ball heads towards him slowly* … Seriously… You expect me to get hit by THAT???
Mateus: (-.-ll)
Zidane: Go away drag queen! Blizzaga!
Kuja: Zidane is so mean! Seraphic Star!!!
Ultimecia: Kome now pathetik SeeD!
Squall: Ugh… this is annoying and endless…
Ultimecia: Shockwave Pulsar!!!
Squall: ... too annoying… THAT’S IT I HAD ENOUGH!!! THE END!!!
(The barren land suddenly grew grass and flowers)
Cloud of Darkness: It’s too bright!!!
Kefka: WHAAA!!! Too happy!!!
Mateus: Oh no! We must flee from this cheesy ending!!! RETREAT!!!
(All the Chaos students ran away immediately from what they call an awful ending. The words ‘The End’ appear on the screen)
(The End…)
Bartz: WAIT!!! The viewers want to know what happened to the others!!!
Squall: … You’re right… but I’m glad that’s over…
Black Wizard of Light: I’ve seen this field somewhere before…
Firion: *looks at ground* Oh. Roses!
Zidane: Guys! Look over there!
(The portal to the realm reappears! Out came Shantotto, Lightning, Terra and Tidus who was holding onto Eald’narche)
Tifa: You all did it!
Shantotto: Well I do say, that was fun in a way.
Lightning: Just glad we are back from that place… *looks at ground* Oh. Roses!
Cloud: … now where did I hear that before…
Terra: It was sooo empty! Onion Knight!! HOLD ME!!!
Onion Sage: WHAA Terra!!
Tidus: Heyyyy!!! Guys!!!
Cecil: *changes to paladin* Hey you’re back!
Kain: That’s a relief…
Tidus: What do we do with him…
(Just then the crystal shined while Eald’narche slowly fades away.)
Eald’narche: … looks like I’ll be returning back the power… and I shall go back to my dimension with them…
Domina and Belle: It was fun, we will miss everyone.
Coach Gilgamesh: Whaaa! You’re leaving! We could dominate the world together!
Gilgamesh: Haw haw haw! The world won’t be able to handle us anyway!
Everyone else: (-.-ll)
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Don’t worry about them, they could always come again.
Mr Ornitier: Yes the power of the crystal is strong enough to transport them here, but not too often of course.
Squall: … when did he get here…
(The power of the crystal sent the ‘outsiders’ back to their dimension as Eald’narche wished it)
Mr Ornitier: Boy, I’m glad that’s over…
Black Wizard of Light: What happens to the race now Mr Ornitier?
Mr Ornitier: Oh yes! I guess we should end this now, you all must be exhausted.
Shantotto: Oh hohoho I do declare! Even if we continue this chances of winning me are quite rare!
Mr Ornitier: Alright! Time to announce the total vo… I mean points!
(A magic screen appears with the remaining 5 students names who did not get knocked out in the race)
Results (from the 5th position)
Black Wizard of Light: 35
Squall: 50
Lightning: 52
Terra: 56
Tidus: 59
Everyone: (0.0)
Zidane: By the way why are the points so little?
Bartz: Cuz its by the readers’ votes silly, you gotta multiply them after that!
Tidus: I won?
Terra: OMG
Lightning: That’s a surprise…
Squall: … whatever…
Black Wizard of Light: Oh gosh… here comes the gloating…
Tidus: I WON!!! I WON!!!
Jecht: HAHAHA! That’s my boy!... WAIT! This was a magic race right?
Mr Ornitier: Yes Mr Jecht.
Jecht: That’s the LEAST manliest thing you have done in MY whole life!!! You’re a disgrace you sissy magical boy! Come now I gonna go home and give you a piece my mind!
(Tidus gets dragged away by Jecht)
Tidus: NOOOOO!!!!
Everyone else: …
Mr Ornitier: Well… I guess he won’t want it so I’ll give this prize to our runner up Terra then! *hands over his prized wand*
Terra: Yay!
Onion Sage: Oooo It’s so shiny.
Tifa: That’s a pretty wand.
Terra: Thanks Mr Ornitier!
Tidus at home: (T.T)
-And thus Tidus won the magic race-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:39 pm
<Drama Class 101>
- Spoiler:
- (In the school theatre, the Cosmos’ Class are about to have a lesson)
Miss Maria: Alright class, today we are going to have a joint session with another class so I hope you all won’t mind.
Warrior of Light: Depends on which class you’re talking about.
Miss Maria: Oh here they come.
(Another class walks in, it’s Chaos’ Class)
Squall: … surprise, surprise…
Cecil: Oh I don’t mind. *sees Golbez and changes to dark knight* Now I do…
Firion: *stands up* Miss Maria are you serious?!
Mateus: Now now we have to put the past behind us.
Kefka: That’s right! Hee hee hee!
Lightning: I don’t like this one bit…
Kuja: Oh hello~ dear brother!
Zidane: … yes I don’t like it at all… Go away drag queen!
Kuja: Oh you’re just jealous that I’m better in Drama class than you!
Zidane: Pfft… as if…
(The Chaos students shove their way through and snatched a few seats)
Firion: HEY!!! GET YOUR OWN SEAT!
Sephiroth: Sod off… I want to seat here. *looks at Cloud*
Cloud: … (gah!!) … Let’s go behind Firion…
Onion Knight: Hey leave Terra alone!
Cloud of Darkness: You said something shrimp? This girl is taking the good seat.
Terra: That’s okay Onion Knight. *moves away*
Miss Maria: Gosh, so much drama… and lesson hasn’t started proper yet! Pipe down people or I’ll have you all in detention!
Gabranth: As if that will make a difference…
Warrior of Light: Miss Maria please just start the lesson.
Miss Maria: Okay class you all have to settle your difference for now because we’re going to practice acting for today!
Kuja: Oh hohoho! That’s what I’m talking about.
Zidane: *steps on Kuja’s tail* Shut it!
Kuja: (OWW!!) Grr…
Miss Maria: And as we have all agreed last time we’re going to do a classic today! Romeo and Juliet! We already have our leading actors of course. Kuja our president of the Drama Club will have the honors of playing Romeo while Tifa has kindly offered her assistance to be Juliet.
Cloud: Erm… Miss Maria… about that… Tifa has lost her voice recently…
Miss Maria: Tifa! Is that true?
Tifa: *nods* (sorry Miss Maria)
Miss Maria: Oh gosh now we have to find another female lead. Any girl wants to take that role?
Ultimecia: I sorry but I kan’t Miss Maria, I got a bad kough today. *fakes kough*
Cloud of Darkness: Not today Miss Maria, I still have that restraining order with Kuja.
Miss Maria: Then how about the Cosmos class girls.
Lightning: I’m not good with acting…
Terra: I did Rose from titanic the last time Miss Maria.
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! What about a boy Miss Maria, surely there’s no rule to reject that idea!
Miss Maria: Oh… but Shantotto…
Shantotto: As you can see we are all quite reluctant, after all this is all just fun and innocent. Why not we have this boy over here, and make him quite a dear! *holds up Cloud’s hand*
Sephiroth: *grins* (This will be REAL fun.)
Cloud: Hey!... (It’s supposed to be a secret!)
Shantotto: Oh hohoho It seems this perfect candidate refuses too! Why now choose among those two! *points at Tidus and Onion Knight*
Onion Knight: Oh no… no… no… no…!
Tidus: What’s going on?
Miss Maria: AND we have a volunteer! Thank you Shantotto!
Tidus: What do I have to do?
Kain: *laughs* You just have to be a star Tidus! Just be a star!
Terra: Tidus as Juliet! Hip Hip…
Everyone else: Hurray!
Miss Maria: It’s decided then! *claps hands together*
Garland: HOHOHO! This will be fun to watch.
Miss Maria: Okay now we need side characters. A few of you guys will be the opposing families who will fight later and I need a tree… You there!
Exdeath: … Why am I the tree again?!!
Bartz: HAHA!!
Miss Maria: Come now Exdeath.
Exdeath: (You all shall suffer in the void…) *stands in position*
Terra: Come girls let’s make Tidus pretty!
Tidus: Whoaaa!!!
(All the girls (yes all) went to make Tidus pretty)
Squall: *leans over to Cloud* Remember the time you were made pretty?
Cloud: *smacks Squall* SHHH!!!
Miss Maria: Alright! Fight scene! Guys with sharp weapons all up!
Warrior of Light: That’s almost everyone here…
(All the guys with sharp weapons get up)
Kefka: Fight! Fight! Destroy! Destroy! WAHAHAHA!!!
Mateus: Oh I enjoy a good fight.
Golbez: And let’s have some fun…
Miss Maria: Kain, Cecil! Dual! Now!
Cecil: Okay Miss Maria just a friendly match.
Kain: *evil mode* STABBY!!! *swings spear at Cecil*
Cecil: *changes to dark knight* HEY! Watch it!
Kain: Nay! Fool! I shall stop thee myself!
Miss Maria: Nice way of getting into the theme Kain!
Dark Knight Cecil: I shalt thrust my sword against thee then!
(Garland has a four way fight with Warrior of Light, Firion and Onion Knight, they try to slash him but his sword is just to epic huge)
Warrior of Light: That sword hacks!
Firion: You got that right!
Onion Knight: *jumps up and hits Garland’s helmet a few times* Take that!
Garland: Enough of that! *swings sword which pushes all three of them*
Warrior of Light: That’s it! We don’t want to fight with you! You’re haxxors!
Garland: I haxxors?
Firion and Onion Knight: YES! YOU HAXXORS!
Garland: (T.T)
(Bartz is next to the tree (Exdeath))
Bartz: Take that tree! *pokes tree*
Exdeath: GRAAAHH!! Stop abusing the tree!!!
(Sephiroth and Cloud have their own separate battle)
Sephiroth: Too bad you aren’t the female lead Cloud, I was looking forward to see you in that again…
Cloud: Hey! How’d you know?
Sephiroth: *pauses* I have my ways…
Cloud: Well take this!!!
Sephiroth: Well you do fight well. For someone who crossdr…
Cloud: SHUT UP! *slashes Sephiroth relentlessly*
Sephiroth: ARGH!!!
(Squall and Zidane sparred with each other since there weren’t many Chaos Classmates to fight with)
Squall: Hah! You call that a move? Take this!
Zidane: You’re sure lively when you fight!
Squall: *stops* … whatever… Take this!
Zidane: You call that a weapon?!
Squall: *pauses* yours don’t exactly exist too…
Zidane: Touche…
Miss Maria: Alright class, settle down! Time for the main scene!... That’s enough Kain sit down!
(Kain was about to give Cecil a powerful strike when Miss Maria called for him)
Kain: *reverts back* Okay Miss Maria.
(The girls came back)
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! This is a sight you all should see! A sight which would make you all be filled with glee!
Cloud of Darkness: I must say that was excruciatingly fun watching a guy like him suffer hahaha!
Ultimecia: I kan’t wait for the performance. *evil laughs* *fakes kough*
Lightning: This is one thing I may not want to see again…
Tifa: *giggles*
Terra: Tidus come on!
(Tidus enters in a dress, wig and slight makeup)
Warrior of Light: Egads!!
Onion Knight: Sweet mother of crystals!
Sephiroth: *whispers to Cloud* He’s prettier than you were Cloud *evil laughs*
Cloud: *whispers back* Enough! *jealous look on face*
Kuja: Oh hoho! Time to get the show on the road!
(Kuja and Tidus take their places)
Tidus: Whoa it’s high up here.
Miss Maria: Tidus! Your lines!
Tidus: Oh ok! *takes up script* err… You… spoony… bard… huh???
Cecil: De javu…
Kain: You said it…
Kuja: Wrong script you fool! *throws correct script to Tidus* Don’t worry I memorized my lines already!
Golbez: This is even more fun than just now…
Mateus: Yes I do agree!
(Scene shifts back to Tidus, the spotlight now shines on him*
Tidus: er.. Romeo, Romeo, where for… art thou… Romeo! Deny thy father… and refuse thy name… (and so on)
Kuja: Shall I hear more, or shall I speak of this?
(The scenes go on smoothly and both actors did their parts surprisingly well together with the other characters which the other students went up to the stage to perform)
(Then came the kiss scene in act 2 scene 6, Squall (Tybalt) exits the scene)
(Kuja (Romeo) holds Tidus’ (Juliet’s) hand and begs a kiss)
Warrior of Light: Here it comes.
Zidane: Oh gawd!
Kefka: Oh boy oh boy!
Mateus: *evil laughs*
(Tidus shuts hit eyes tight and gave Kuja as kiss)
Terra: Oh my gawd!!!
Onion Knight: I can’t watch *tries to cover eyes but leaves an opening to watch*
Lightning: Oh my…
Squall: … whatever…
(Both of them kiss again and get called away just as the script said)
Most of the Chaos Students: *grins and evil laughs*
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! That was quite a show! Especially the two kisses in a row!
(We now skip to that last few scenes of the play after Romeo’s death)
Warrior of Light (Frair): Come, go, good Juliet,… Noise again… I dare no longer stay. *exits scene*
Tidus: What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand? (and so on) To make die with a restorative. (am I doing this right?)
(Tidus kisses Kuja yet again)
Tidus: Thy lips are warm. (and kinda gross)
Firion (First Watchman): Lead boy, which way?
Tidus: Yea noise? Then I’ll be brief. O happy dagger! Yada yada yada! Can I just die already I getting kinda bored…
Miss Maria: Yes you may, you did a good job.
(Tidus falls on Kuja’s body and pretends to die, but then he was disgusted a little and moved himself to be next to Kuja)
Everyone who were watching: WHOO HOO!!! *applause*
Miss Maria: That was great you two! Alright we will not be doing the rest of the scenes so that is all class.
Jecht: *bursts into theatre* TIDUS! YOU!
Tidus: kyaaa! Dad!
Miss Maria: Mr Jecht, we forbid you to drag Tidus away or punish him later for his wonderful performance, be proud at him for once!
Jecht: *tch* I guess… I gotta admit he’s pretty… it’s like I have a daughter now.
Tidus: Errrrrr… Thanks dad…
Kuja: Don’t be so modest little one! You are a star now! Now to you audience!
(Everyone cheers for them again especially for Tidus)
Tidus: I’m a star! (^.^)
-And thus Tidus is a star-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:40 pm
<Special Section 3 – The Drama behind the Drama >
- Spoiler:
- Terra: Hey hey! I’m doing a special interview with our stars today! And some other characters too! So sit tight!
(The characters walk into the interview room, Kuja is dragging Tidus)
Tidus: GAHH I don’t wanna be a girl again!
Kuja: Come on now it’s your moment of stardom!
(Kuja sits Tidus on a chair)
Terra: Now, Miss Maria, what did you think about the play.
Miss Maria: Well it was quite well done, especially for Tidus who is playing a lead role the first time *laughs*
Terra: I see, next question, why not Zidane be Romeo, he’s good at this stuff too.
Miss Maria: Well, he did fight for the role the previous lesson, but somehow he didn’t protest this time I wonder why…
Terra: Shed some light on this Zidane?
Zidane: Huh? What are you talking about? (Can’t say that I warned Tifa about it and told her to do something…)
Terra: Tifa, how did you lose your voice.
Tifa: Well… (Can’t say that I did it on purpose to avoid kissing Kuja...) *looks at Kuja and shivers* Maybe it was the food I ate?
Terra: Right… Now Exdeath, how did you feel about your role?
Exdeath: I feel that you are all going to the void for this!
Terra: *sighs* Not that again…
Miss Maria: Come now Exdeath you were a great tree, which is why I always pick you.
Exdeath: You mean it Miss Maria?
Miss Maria: I’m a professional actor and singer you know.
Exdeath: … I’ll still send you to the void either way…
Everyone else: …
Terra: And Bartz, you had a small role tell us about it.
Bartz: Err… I did?
Terra: Well you wandered your way in here, now just say something about the play.
Bartz: Well, I’m in for the laughs of the readers… And I poked the tree! Wanna see me do it? *gets up and pokes Exdeath* Take that tree!
Exdeath: GRAAA!!! Don’t abuse the tree!!!
Terra: O…kay… Now Tidus, why did you take up the role of Juliet?
Tidus: Erm… I… err… I WASN’T FAIR!!! I didn’t know what was going on then everyone started to cheer… I would never act if it was Kuja really…
Kuja: Hey! I take offense to that!
Terra: *laughs* You’re right! No one else would so your lack of attention span is what saved the day!
Kuja: You all don’t know what’s true talent!
Zidane: And we care… why?
Terra: Next question! Kuja, did it ever bother you that the female lead was a guy at all?
Kuja: Oh hoho! It doesn’t matter really as long as I get to act!
Terra: Interesting… So you don’t mind being ga…
Kuja: Oh shush you don’t understand the realm of acting, sacrifices must be made even if it’s sexuality!
Terra: (I’m so grossed out…) And I have you know that I played the lead role last time! (And thank God you were not the guy)
Kuja: Whatever you say…
Terra: Oh yes Cloud, your presence seems inexistent here, would you like to say something?
Cloud: … not interested…
Terra: Come now, didn’t you want to be pretty?
Cloud: … no not this time…
Tifa: *thinks about the last time and giggles*
Miss Maria: Oh but I loved you “Miss Cloud” appearance.
Cloud: You saw that too?!!!
Miss Maria: Why yes, Sephiroth was giving out pictures and I must say, I didn’t recognize it was you at first.
Cloud: *stands up and runs to the door* SEPHIROTH!!!!! *slams door*
(Someone’s scream could be heard.)
Terra: … That must be Sephiroth…
Everyone: …
Terra: And that’s al the time we have! Any thing else you all would like to say?
Zidane: Would you like to play a lead role with me the next time my darling?
Terra: … not in your life!
Bartz: Take some more of that tree!!! *pokes Exdeath*
Exdeath: GRAAA!!! To the void! All of you!
Kuja: Oh hoho! I would love to do an encore for you all!
Terra: That’s enough for one day Kuja, go do it during club time.
Tifa: Well I think it was a fun (and amusing) lesson.
Bartz: Yea but there were scenes which the readers didn’t see.
Terra: We’ll do that next time.
Miss Maria: Next time we should do a comedy skit… oh wait…
Tidus: I see what you did there…
- And thus Tidus saw what Miss Maria did there-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:41 pm
<Chaos Side: Detention as usual>
- Spoiler:
- (Homeroom for Chaos’ class begins)
Mr Chaos: Alright take your seats you pathetic fools.
Mateus: Greet the teacher everyone… oh wait I’d rather not since I’m the one ruling this class.
Mr Chaos: Whatever smart lip. As you all know, principal Bahamut has arranged for an extended detention session for you all due to your plot against Cosmos class and the school itself.
Kefka: Hee hee hee! But you enjoyed watching it didn’t you Mr Chaos???
Mr Chaos: Admittedly I did. But you fools had to go and fail! You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves! At least succeed for once!
Garland: It is our apologies Mr Chaos, we will try and succeed next time.
Mr Chaos: Oh yes, Gabranth, you are not going to detention as you were not part of the plan, BUT because of that, I personally put you into detention as well for not being with the class!
Gabranth: You have warped logic sir, and I don’t care what you do, I hate you all…
Mr Chaos: Well then, make sure to march yourselves to the detention room afterclass! Understood?
Everyone: Whatever…
(After class at the detention room, Principal Bahamut gave the Chaos classmates a lecture)
P. Bahamut: You all just sit here while I go get you punishments for you.
(Principal Bahamut walks out the door)
Eald’narche: Why am I in detention??? I don’t even go here!!! I’m over 1000 years old!!! High school detention is wayyy below my age!
Cloud of Darkness: Technically some of us are way too old for school here too but that’s the way this fanfic goes. So stuff it.
Golbez: Well you don’t act like a 1000 year old man, though your grumpy attitude suits it.
Eald’narche: Grrr… I got summoned across the dimensions for this… And why aren’t the Shantottos or Gilgamesh in here too???
Mateus: That’s because they were mostly seen siding with the Cosmos Students, traitorous fools…
Exdeath: I’m getting very board here…
Kefka: Then why don’t you go absorb some sunlight or something??? WAHAHAHA!!!
Exdeath: Grrr… To the void with you!
Ultimecia: Shut up pathetik fools, you were the worst komrades when it kame to that plan. Let me sulk in peace.
Sephiroth: … I’m really bored… (wish Cloud was here…)
(From the outside voices could be heard, the door swung open as Principal Bahamut came in with some students…)
Zidane: Hey! Watch it!
Bartz: I’m innocent!!!
Kain: Hey!
Squall: … whatever…
P. Bahamut: I don’t care what you all say, go reflect on what you three have done! Wait while I get stuff for you all to do.
(Principal Bahamut walks out the door again)
Kuja: Why hello there Zidane.
Zidane: (Ahh!! It’s him!!!)
Garland: Ahh, the troublesome trio and Kain. So… what are you in for…
Bartz: Well Zidane here was caught harassing girls in the school yard.
Zidane: And Bartz here was caught destroying too many trees in the school yard.
Bartz: Oh! Enough, you went overboard with the skirt flipping this time!
Zidane: And what’s up with cutting all those trees???
Bartz: They are EVIL!!! Don’t you see! There’s one there! *points at exdeath*
Exdeath: Shut up! Don’t abuse the tree!
Kain: I was caught for attacking fellow students in school. I didn’t even know I was doing that!
Golbez: *evil laughs* I wonder…
Squall: …
Cloud of Darkness: And Squall, I presume you were just sent here because you were with them.
Mateus: Well this is one moment which I take pity on you…
Squall: … whatever…
Ultimecia: *evil laughs* Kome now Squall, don’t you want to just abandon them?
Zidane: No way!
Bartz: Yea! Squally boy won’t do that to us!
Squall: … (I would if you two would stop dragging me into things…) … don’t call me Squally boy…
Bartz: Why not? The readers will love it! Moe moe kyun!
Squall: … I’m surrounded by nitwits…
Mateus: Tell me about it…
Golbez: Ahh I realize how we don’t fight with each other during detention.
Kefka: Cuz it’s like we’re partners in crime! WAHAHAHA!!!
Squall: (Oh great…)
Sephiroth: So Squall how’s Cloud doing.
Squall: … what?
Sephiroth: I’m not obsessed!
Squall: … whatever…
(Principal Bahamut comes into the class again)
P. Bahamut: Alright you all, go clean up the school yard and wash my car! Don’t let me catch you all slacking off or destroying stuff!
(Everyone went to their respective punishment duties)
(In the school yard)
Mateus: Come now slaves! Work faster!
Garland: We are not your slaves! Come and pull in some weight! Or else Principal Bahamut would catch you again. *picks up litter*
Gabranth: I seriously hate you fools, can’t you all clean up properly??? *picks up all the remaining trash that Garland failed to pick*
Kuja: But it’s so hot! Exdeath, would you mind standing here and give me some shade? *fans himself*
Exdeath: I’m not your servant too!
Kuja: Oh come now…
Exdeath: … fine… *stands next to Kuja*
Kefka: *goes over to Exdeath* Hee hee hee! Excellent shade indeed!
Exdeath: To the void with you all!!!
(Exdeath creates a void which started sucking things in)
Cloud of Darkness: Exdeath! Stop this insolence at once!
(Cloud of Darkness reaches out her tentacles to bite Exdeath and stop him, but they missed and bit Kefka instead)
Kefka: YEEOOOOWWW!!!
Ultimecia: Seriously you fools! Stop this at once! Time!
(Ultimecia stops Exdeath in time)
Ultimecia: That should take kare of him.
Mateus: Move him away this instance!
Golbez: Whatever… you’re not the boss of us… *pushes Exdeath away to the empty field*
Sephiroth: … we’d better clean up before he starts again…
(Cloud walks by)
Sephiroth: Cloud. What have you come here for…
Cloud: Err… I study here?
Sephiroth: Enough puppet. Shall I give you despair?
Cloud: No... No pears today Sephy, I mean it. *stares coldly at Sephiroth then walks away*
Sephiroth: Aww…
(Exdeath starts again few minutes later)
Exdeath: … where am I… I’m lost???
Golbez: You’re still in school stupid! Now come over and help us clean up!
(Over at Principal Bahamut’s car)
Kain: Well… at least we’re away from the Chaos Students…
Zidane: but why is he here?
Eald’narche: Oh stop you complaining shrimp, I didn’t want to be here.
Zidane: Who are you calling shrimp? Imp!
Eald’narche: What did you say???
Bartz: Come on guys! Let’s just make Principal Bahamut’s car sparkly clean!
Squall: *holding hose* … whatever…
Kain: Come on Eald’narche, you gotta scrub harder.
Eald’narche: Seriously… I’m not cut out for this work, I’m better off sucking powers from crystals… *scrubs*
Bartz: Squally! Can I have the hose?
Squall: … yea sure… *gives hose to Bartz*
Bartz: Hey Zidane! Turn up the water will ya?
Zidane: Alright! *runs over to tap and turns up water* Is this enough?
Bartz: More Zidane! More!!!
Zidane: Alright. *turns up even more*
(The water gushes out of the hose at a tremendous speed and volume)
Bartz: Wheee! This is fun!
Kain: Yea, for you…
Zidane: Hey, let’s me try! *runs over*
Bartz: Whoaa!!! *loses control of hose*
Eald’narche: Hey! Watch it! *gets splashed* You ruined my clothes!!!
Kain: Shouldn’t you turn it down Bartz???
Bartz: Huh? I can’t hear you!!! The water is gushing too loud!
Kain: *gets splashed* ARGH! Now I wet too!
Zidane: Pass the hose to me! *gets splashed in attempt to grab hose* Hey!
Bartz: Whooaaa!!!
(Bartz accidentally let go of the hose which caused it to spin around and spray everything in the process)
Bartz: *gets splashed* Hahaha! This is fun!
Squall: *gets splashed* … morons…
(Just then Tidus was walking by)
Tidus: Hey guys! Watcha doin? Whoaaa!!! *gets splashed*
Kain: Someone quick turn off the water!
Eald’narche: I’m not gonna!
Squall: … *walks over to tap and switches it off*
Tidus: Whaa!!! I’m wet!
Bartz: Tidus! Didn’t see you there!
Zidane: Man we all are wet!
Eald’narche: You all will be sorry for this!
Bartz: Sowwee (T.T)
Kain: Well you should be…
Squall: … whatever…
Tidus: Good thing I always have a pair of clean undies!
Squall: ... didn’t need to know that…
-And thus Tidus is ever prepared-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:43 pm
<Special Section 4 – Totally breaking the fourth wall>
- Spoiler:
- (Homeroom just ended)
Miss Cosmos: Alright class see you all soon! *smiles*
Warrior of Light: Wait Miss C! I want to ask, what happened to the new students you said were coming.
Miss Cosmos: Oh I know I said that. But it seems the company… I mean school board hasn’t told me anything about new students yet, I’ll let you all know soon.
(Miss Cosmos left a magazine behind on the teacher’s desk)
Bartz: Hey! That’s the latest magazine! Miss Cosmos must have confiscated it from someone else.
Zidane: I wanna see!
Bartz: Oh my gosh!
Zidane: *whistles* Hey class! Take a look at this!
Warrior of Light: Hey! You’re not supposed to teacher’s things.
Bartz: Oh Sidney. Let loose a bit will you?
Onion Knight: Let us see!
(The class gathers round the magazine)
Tifa: Oh my gosh! It’s me!
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Looks like you are finally official too! Good for you!
Zidane: And might I say my lady you look hot! *gets whacked by Cloud* Hey!!!
Cloud: Stuff it monkey boy, let me see. *takes away magazine*
Lightning: Ah yes I remember this magazine, Kain and I were in it last time which is sort of an announcement that were coming to this game… I mean school.
Kain: Yes, it is quite an interesting way we get enrolled into this school I must say.
Onion Knight: My memory is blurry but I do remember having my picture here too, in fact all of us had.
Firion: So all we have to do is look out for magazines which will tell us about our new classmates?
Cecil: I guess so, but there will be sometimes that it is announcement for Chaos’ Class as well.
Terra: Don’t remind me… I was on the same page as that weirdo…
Tidus: Hmm… I wonder who is next really…
Squall: … I’m interested in this for once…
Bartz: Yea! I mean even the author is anxious to have new classmates for us.
Cloud: *gasps* It says here you don’t remember me Tifa! How could you?!
Tifa: Cloud! I don’t mean it! Really! *hugs Cloud*
Zidane: Grr… *jealousy*
Tidus: Well I hope she will be next…
Firion: Oh~ you mean your girl?
Tidus: *blushes* Hey! Don’t embarrass me like that!
Cecil: Hey, you don’t have to be embarrassed, we all have our relationships too! *changes to dark knight* YEA! I got my hot Nurse Rosa!
Kain: … (Grr…) No! She’s mine!
Dark Knight Cecil: Hey buddy, lay of my girl! I’m married to her you know! It just so happens she’s so smart that she came to work here!
Kain: *evil mode* GRAAA!!!! DIE CECIL!!! *attacks Cecil and pushed him out of class*
Firion: Actually I hope my girl makes it in here too you know.
Onion Knight: Oh you mean the girl with the same name as Miss Maria?
Firion: Yea… She was so sweet. Always caring for her brother.
Onion Knight: Well, I traveled with a girl once but… We’re not really in a relationship. (Sometimes I wonder if Refia would really ask me out…)
Zidane: Hahaha! My girl is the best! She’s the queen you know!
Terra: Then why do you keep hitting on other girls???
Zidane: Haha! The man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do!
Terra: Argh… I can’t stand you…
Onion Knight: Terra, don’t you have a relationship going on too?
Terra: Well… He’s nice and all but we’re not serious or anything, though I’d like it if he comes.
Lightning: (I wonder if Squall has a girl too…) … Hey… Squall…
Bartz: *interrupts* Hey Squally boy! You had a cute girlfriend too right? The one who you always think of when you hold Boko’s feather?
Squall: … Don’t act as if you know it all… (Pleeeease let her come in…)
Lightning: (oh no… I got competition… better up my game if she comes here)
Bartz: Aww come on! You kissed her!
Lightning: (gasps… even worse)
Firion: Well we have one lucky boy here. Which is none other than you Cloud.
Cloud: … well…
Tifa: We’re just childhood friends really… (but I’d like to take this a step further…)
Cloud: *stares off into the distance* …
Tifa: Oh Cloud… You’re still thinking about her aren’t you…
(Bartz is still bugging Squall)
Squall: Hey! Stop annoying me… You have a girl too!
Bartz: Hahaha! Boko is all I need!
(Everyone stares, then start to whisper)
Shantotto: How cold can he get… He’s filled with ignorance I bet…
Firion: He has two girls and all he cared about is a Chocobo???
Warrior of Light: A shame really…
Tidus: Hey why not let’s talk about Yuna then?
Firion: *interrupts* Hey Sidney, what about your girl?
Warrior of Light: … seems like I have none…
Terra: Nonsense! I bet you have a crush on Miss Cosmos!
Warrior of Light: Huh?? Is it that obvious???
Terra: Haha! Saw you through!
Onion Knight: Not really, but even I can take a hint…
(Cecil and Kain come back all beaten up, seems like they gave up)
Cecil: So what’s the topic now?
Firion: Sidney has a crush on Miss Cosmos.
Kain: Thought so…
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Well I would like ponder, whose relationship is the best I wonder.
(Everyone looked surprised and some how determined)
Zidane: No doubt! It’s mine!
Terra: No way! The way you keep hitting on girls it seems like the total opposite!
Zidane: Hey! You watch your words!
Cecil: *changes to dark knight* Mine of course!
Squall: No way! You weren’t actually seen kissing her!
Cloud: And I suppose kissing makes it the best why?...
Dark Knight Cecil: Well at least mine didn’t end up d…
Kain: *covers Cecil’s mouth* Not one more word…
(Cloud goes to a corner and sulks)
Tifa: Cloud! *runs over to comfort*
Onion Knight: Can’t really say about mine…
Firion: Me neither…
Tidus: What about mi…
Bartz: *interrupts* I think my relationship is the best!
Lightning: With a Chocobo… Right…
Warrior of Light: I think this is up to the fans to decide…
Bartz: But not on this thread please!
Firion: Well let’s hope all our girls... *looks at Terra* and guys… make it in here!
All the guys except Cloud and Warrior of Light: AYE!
Terra: Well I guess so… YEA!
Cloud: *still sulking*
Tidus: Hey we haven’t talked about…
Zidane: *interrupts* Oh! I think that’s all the time we have! Lunch is almost over!
Bartz: Haha yea! Seeya people!
Tidus: I’m ignored (T.T)
-And thus Tidus was ignored-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:43 pm
<Summoning Lesson>
- Spoiler:
- (The class is lively as usual before class starts)
Firion: Hey! I heard we’re doing summons today!
Tidus: No kidding! I’m so pumped up to summon up some mean Aeons!
Terra: Erm... don’t you mean espers?
Zidane: Oh come on! Clearly, it’s called Eidolons.
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! I don’t know what’s with this naming game, but elementals and avatars are what they are truly named!
Squall: No way… it’s guardian forces!
Tifa: Seriously I’m confused…
Cloud: Which is why we just call it summons.
(The bell rings and a teacher promptly walks in)
Warrior of Light: Where’s Mr Ornitier?
Miss Altney: Oh Mr Ornitier is out at a magic convention today so I have come to take his place for today. Now, I’m Miss Sara Altney, but please, just call me Miss Altney.
Onion Knight: *whispers* I think that’s the princess I met before.
Terra: *whispers* really? She’s really pretty.
Miss Altney: Alright class, Mr Ornitier said you all were going to practice summoning today, and I thought, why practice in this cramped up classroom when we can practice in the field! So march yourselves to the field and grab two summoning stones while you are on your way out.
(Everyone followed as they were told and the scene shifts to the field)
Miss Altney: Alright class, summoning is easy once you get a hang of it. Just channel your mp into the stones and just ease your mind. Pair up according to this chart here *holds up chart* and have a nice friendly duel amongst yourselves, after all today’s lesson is about fun!
Everyone: Yes ma’am! *everyone pairs up*
(1st pair: Onion Knight and Tifa)
Onion Knight: Well… Let’s do our best!
Tifa: Yea ok!
Onion Knight: Here goes! *summons* Leviathan!
Tifa: Oh nice! Let’s see what I got! *summons* Ramuh!
Onion Knight: Oh no!
(Leviathan gets electrocuted)
Onion Knight: Here’s another one! *Summons* Alexander!
Tifa: Whoa!!! *Summons* Pupu?
Onion Knight: That’s so cute!
(Pupu managed to dodge Alexander’s attacks but at the last moment it got stuck)
Tifa: Oh no! So I guess this is a tie then.
Miss Altney: Keep it up students! You all are doing great!
(2nd pair: Shantotto and Lightning)
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! This seems like fate. Let’s make this battle great!
Lightning: Alright… Let’s…
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Nice to see you in the mood! *summons* Bahamut!!!
Lightning: Nice… as long as it’s not as strong as the principal or things may be worse…*summons* Odin!... Well how appropriate. *gets on Odin*
(Epic battle ensues with lots of slashing from Odin, Lightning and Bahamut)
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Let’s see if you can bear, this Mega Flare!
Lightning: And let’s see if you can handle Zantetsuken!!!
(Epic battle still continues)
(3rd Pair: Firion and Squall)
Firion: Whoa! You saw that? They’re both so strong even a second summon is not needed!
Squall: … Get your head in the match… focus…
Firion: Oh… Right… Here goes! *summons* Behemoth! Wow!
Squall: Okay… *summons* Tonberry…
Firion: Haha that’s a win for me!
Squall: Don’t be too sure.
(Tonberry slowly walks over to Behemoth)
Tonberry: … *doinks*
(Behemoth was defeated)
Firion: Wow… that’s the last time I’ll underestimate that… Okay second one! *summons* Titan!
Squall: Alright next... *summons* Tonberry King!
Firion: DAMMIT!!!
(4th Pair: Cecil and Kain)
Cecil: Funny though… we seem to get paired all the time… *changes to dark knight* You stalking me???
Kain: No no Cecil, anyway yea it does feel too much of a coincidence though it has only be a few times…
Dark Knight Cecil: Okay enough! Take this! *summons* Asura!!!
Kain: *suddenly changes to evil mode* hee hee hee… *summons* Cactuar!
(Cactuar runs forward and casts 1000 needles at both Asura and Cecil)
Dark Knight Cecil: Hey! Watch it punk!
Kain: Hee hee hee… *summons secretly* Bomb…
(The bomb slowly floats over while Cecil is busy blocking the attack. It slowly grows and was about to blow)
Dark Knight Cecil: ARGH!!! Now I mad!!! *summons* Demon Wall!!!
(The demon wall blocks the needles and the bomb blast)
Kain: … darn… *reverts back* Whoa Cecil are you okay…
Dark Knight Cecil: NO DAMMIT!!! *changes to paladin* I mean… yea, I’m still in one piece so that’s fine
(5th pair: Bartz and Cloud)
Bartz: Hey Cloud! Let’s have some fun and summon two at the same time!
Cloud: Hmm I like that challenge… Alright! *summons both stones* Ifrit! Shiva!
Bartz: Alright! GOOO!!! *summons both stones* Chocobo and Mog!
Cloud: Huh?
(The chocobo and mog ran over to Cloud ignoring Ifrit and Shiva)
Chocobo: Wark!
Cloud: … Wark!
(The Chocobo does a dance with the mog… Cloud gained a red materia)
Bartz: Wow… that was awesome dude! The readers will love it!
Cloud: Huh?
Bartz: Nevermind!
Ifrit and Shiva: This is just too weird… Seeya… *changes back to stones*
(6th pair: Terra and Zidane)
Terra: Ugh… of all people…
Zidane: Come now my lady, let’s just fight this out in an orderly fashion.
Terra: Fine… (I’ll have fun beating you to pulp anyway)
Zidane: Okay! *summons* Typhon!!!
Terra: Whoa that looks familiar… anyways! *summons* Carbuncle!
(Typhon snorts at carbuncle, while carbuncle uses Ruby Light to protect Terra and reflected back the attack)
Zidane: Argh… that was quite the performance…
Terra: Why thank you. Now how about this! *summons* Phoenix!!!
Zidane: Whoaa… I’m not giving up! *summons* Ultros! Huh?
Terra: Oh no! It’s him!
Ultros: Hee hee hee! Why it’s you! This will be fun! Don’t be teasing the octopus kids!!!
(Ultros squirts ink everywhere)
Terra: Hey! I can’t see!!!
Zidane: Argh! Not me too!
(A few students around also got blinded as well)
Onion Knight: Ahh! Where am I???
Cloud: WHAA I CAN’T SEE!!!
Firion: Whoa! I suddenly became dark!!!
Bartz: Hahaha! Where’s the piñata?
Lightning: Argh… this is bad!
Shantotto: Oh no! This can’t be!! Who dares target me!!!
(Both Odin and Bahamut were also temporarily blinded and crashed into each other)
(A few moments later their visions cleared.)
Firion: ALRIGHT! Who is responsible for this?!
Shantotto: Well I say! That person will pay!
(Zidane and Terra point at Ultros)
Ultros: Hee hee hee! *notices the students, Odin and Bahamut staring at him* … what?
(Bahamut casts Mega Flare)
Ultros: Yaaaouch! Seafood Soup!
(Odin slashes Ultros)
Ultros: ARGH! No matter! I have more lives then I do arms!!!
(The rest of the students who were blinded gave him cold stares)
Ultros: *gulps*
Firion, Cloud, Lightning and Shantotto: YAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Onion Knight and Bartz: Bye bye Octy!
Kain: This is interesting…
Cecil: Yea, never seen a talking Octopus before…
Squall: … that octopus was truly a moron…
Tifa: Oh dear *giggles*
Miss Altney: *giggles* Now that is funny.
(Meanwhile the last pair remained unaffected as they were further away)
(7th pair: Warrior of Light and Tidus)
Tidus: Haha! I’m all pumped up! I’m gonna win this!
Warrior of Light: We’ll see about that! *summons* Tiamat!
Tidus: Haha! Check this out! *summons* Magus Sisters!
Warrior of Light: Wow three???
Tidus: A tribute to Yuna! Delta attack!!!
(Tiamat got attacked but retaliated and blew a strong gust of wind back against the Magus sisters, they were almost evenly matched but the Magus Sisters managed to triumph)
Tidus: Hah! Told you I’d win!
Warrior of Light: Okay I won’t lose this time! *summons* Mandragora?...
Tidus: Hahaha! It’s my win again! *summons* Magic pot!
(Both of them stared at it)
Warrior of Light: … err… what does it do?
Tidus: I don’t know… let’s try poking these eyes.
Warrior of Light: Okay… *pokes one eye and a potion falls out*
Tidus: Wow, you’re lucky! Let me try! *pokes another eye*
(The antenna of the Magic Pot flashes… The creature inside rocketed to the sky! Warrior of Light and Tidus looked up… Then they looked into the pot)
(BOOM! Went the pot in their faces)
(The school bell rang)
Miss Altney: Alright class times up, please hand over the summoning stones into this container and be on your way for you next class. Hope to teach you all again soon! You guys were fun and great!
(Tidus and Warrior of Light were still in shock)
Tidus: (o.o) … owiee…
Warrior of Light: You said it, unlucky guy…
-And thus Tidus is an unlucky guy-
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Re: KouKou no Dissidia
Sanaki Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:45 pm
<Shop Class>
- Spoiler:
(The Cosmos Students are heading for Shop Class)
Bartz: Hey Zidane! Remember that bet we made before the Magic Race?
Zidane: (Oh no…) Err… Run that by me again?
Bartz: Haha! You don’t remember?? The one of us who has less points will serve the person with more points!
Zidane: Oh yea… (darn it!)
Bartz: And I’m feeling generous today so you only have to serve me for this lesson!
Zidane: Great! (Just great…)
Bartz: Haha! Now ! Call me Master!
Zidane: … yes… master…
Terra: Haha you’re funny Bartz! Make sure you work him hard!
Bartz: Haha! Got it covered!
Onion Knight: I wonder what we’re doing today.
(Shop class in session)
Mr Garamonde: O… okay class… (don’t look at them, don’t look at them…) To… today we shalt make a pencil holder… b… but I do hope thou wilt be creative in thy designs… okay… thou shalt begin… I’ll shalt be at my corner… (far away from those contraptions… I always wonder why I hath been posted here…)
Warrior of Light: Poor Mr Cyan and his fear of machinery…
Tidus: Hey Mr Cyan! *runs over to Mr Cyan with a metal scribe* Can I use this?
Mr Garamonde: GAH!! I… I mean yes sure… why not... now… get thy butt to work!
Cecil: I got to admit, some of these machinery are still dangerous though, wouldn’t want to have an accident here.
Kain: Oh yes dangerous… *evil mode* (perfect…)
Tifa: Hmm what shall I make… Got any Ideas Cloud?
Cloud: … not yet…
Tifa: Hey Tidus, what about you?
Tidus: Haha, you want to know? *gives a grin*
Tifa: *thinks for a while* Okay nevermind… I got the idea.
Cloud: He’s predictable… (too predictable)
Terra: *starts up a wood saw* Yaaa!!! *turns off wood saw* It’s quite hard to get use to this though…
Onion Knight: Don’t worry, if you are in trouble Mr Cyan will help!
Terra: Err… yea… (If you consider shouting instructions from ten meters away help…)
Firion: Argh… I can’t think of any good ideas for a design… *looks out the window and stares* … I know! *gets to work*
Lightning: Why are we even having Shop Class lessons anyway... It’s got nothing to do with the other things we learn anyway…
Bartz: Well, what if you had to build your way out of a fight? Haha that’ll be fun!
Lightning: … I don’t see logic in you at all…
Bartz: And neither do the readers sometimes! *looks over at Zidane* Move it Zidane! I need that tool on the double! And get that wood cut for me!
Zidane: Yes… master…
Bartz: Haha! That’s the spirit! *looks at a button for a buffer machine* Ooo what does this button do? *presses*
(The buffer machine spins vigorously)
Mr Garamonde: *shouting from afar* NOOO!!! THOU SHALT CEASE THAT FOR IT IS BROKEN!!!
Bartz: Whoa… *presses button again* He needs to chill…
Zidane: Argh… making two at the same time is hard...
Squall: … this is very difficult… *paints wood meticulously* Well… at least I hope my work turns out better than hers…
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Everything is going according to plan! My work shall never be called bland! *paints her work very quickly*
Squall: *looks over* … whoa… that’s amazing…
Cecil: *walks over to Bartz* Bartz… I think you should stop gooffing off now and let poor Zidane do his own work. *changes to dark knight* On second thought! Work him hard!
Bartz: Oh alright, Zidane that’s enough I’ll take it from here, just serve me at lunch later.
Zidane: Yes, master. (Finally…)
Kain: Hey Cecil. Could you hold this for me? *hands over a power saw to Cecil*
Cecil: *changes to paladin* Oh! Sure Kain. *holds the power saw*
Kain: Thanks… (hee hee hee) *switches on power*
Cecil: Whoa! Hey!
Mr Garamonde: NOOO!!! THAT HAST BROKEN TOO!!!
(The power saw was beginning break apart when suddenly there was a power cut, Mr Cyan runs out to check)
Cecil: *changes to dark knight* Hey! Kain! What’s the big idea???
Kain: (dang…) *reverts back* What big idea? I didn’t know it was broken, honest!
Cecil: *changes to paladin* Ahh whatever then…
Mr Garamonde: Alright class! Do not worry thyselves! It seems like the power tripped because of the Chaos students. The power should be on now any minute! (Whew, few moments of peace then…)
(The power came on again and the students continue to finish up their work)
(Class is almost over)
Mr Garamonde: Okay class, thy time hast been up, I shalt come over to grade thy works, I beg thou all to turn off all the machines now.
(Mr Garamonde starts to go around and grade their works starting with Onion Knight)
Onion Knight: Mine’s in the shape of a crystal Mr Cyan!
Mr Garamonde: I see that, thy dimensions hath been done well, and thou hast used lacquer to make it shine too! Nice! A for thee!
Terra: I hope you like it Mr Cyan.
Mr Garamonde: Oh! That is the cutest moogle stationary holder I hath ever seen! A!
Terra: Yea!
Mr Garamonde: *walks over to another work station* Hmm… Can thou enlighten me on this design thou hast Lightning.
Lightning: Well, it’s supposed to look like a pendent my sister had.
Mr Garamonde: I see some nice intricate designs though I’m not sure about the stability of this stationary holder for the base is quite small… A- then but thou has my worthy of praise
Lightning: Thank you Mr Cyan.
Shantotto: Oh hohoho! Well Mr Cyan, my work is good thou can’t deny! This is something anyone would buy!
Mr Garamonde: Wow! A splendid castle indeed! Amazing detail! And it hast slots on the towers too! This is indeed worthy of a special grade! A+!
Shantotto: Oh hohoho!
Mr Garamonde: *looks over at Squall’s work* Erm… I see thou hast put in a lot of effort this time… Why does it look like a train model though I am intrigued…
Squall: … nothing of importance Mr Cyan, just testing my skills… (and seeing if I’m better than her at art)
Mr Garamonde: Well, thy model is good but thy paint job is kind of bad… A- for trying though…
Squall: (darn it…)
Mr Garamonde: *walks over to Bartz and Zidane* What hath we here?
Zidane: It took me a lot of effort My Cyan. (Both of them at least…)
Mr Garamonde: Zidane, thou has really got to tone down thy desires for women. This statue is nice and all but in all seriousness, the paint job makes me feel thou hast intentionally made for her skimpy clothes.
Zidane: And your point is?
Mr Garamonde: Argh… Hath thou no shame?... Anyway A-
Zidane: Alright then…
Mr Garamonde: And that’s a very nice looking Chocobo thou hast there Bartz. Although there does the stationary go?
Bartz: Over here Mr Thou!*lifts lid from the Chocobo’s back* Poor Boko…
Mr Garamonde: How creative thou art! A for thee! And thou shalt stop calling me that.
Zidane: (Grrr…)
Bartz: Haha but it’s fun Mr Thou!
Mr Garamonde: *moves along* Ah! Sidney thy turn is next!
Warrior of Light: Well, it’s supposed to look like an airship.
Mr Garamonde: Yes I do like thy model of a traditional airship, thou art skillful. A.
Firion: Mr Garamonde, I’ll explain, it’s supposed to be functional for me as well and I don’t really use stationary holders.
Mr Garamonde: And that’s why this looks like a vase?
Firion: Yes, that’s right.
Mr Garamonde: However, thou hast made nice rose carvings around it which maketh me smile… A then.
Firion: Phew… (yay for the new vase!)
Mr Garamonde: Wow! Hast thy crafted a dragon?
Kain: Yes Mr Garamonde, I got inspiration from my helmet.
Mr Garamonde: Props to that. A! And thou Cecil? It… looks like thy brother’s armour…
Cecil: Yes… yes it does…
Mr Garamonde: I see no problem… (brother complex…), but a little rough on the edges, but be assured thy hast done a good job still, A-
(Mr Garamonde stares at Cloud’s work)
Mr Garamonde: … Cloud… It only has two holes…
Cloud: Yes, what about it…
Mr Garamonde: What made thee want to do a standing up sword anyway?
Cloud: It’s a momento…
Mr Garamonde: Okay… nice paint job and design, but only for two pencils… A-
Tifa: It’s okay Cloud.
Mr Garamonde: And what of thou Tifa? Oh that’s a nice building I see *looks closer*
Tifa: Yes, it was my workplace last time.
Mr Garamonde: *looks up* … thou hast worked in… a bar?
Tifa: Yes, is there anything wrong…
Mr Garamonde: Erm… how do I put it…
Tifa: Oh Mr Garamonde, it’s not that kind of bar!
Mr Garamonde: R… right. (What a relief) thou hast gotten an A.
Mr Garamonde: Now for the last person, Tidus! *walks over* … *stares*… wait let me guess…
Tidus: Alright… hee hee!
Mr Garamonde: Another blitzball…
Tidus: Bingo!
Mr Garamonde: Should have known… *facepalms* A- for thy lack of creativity but well inserted slots.
Tidus: Yay! A-!
- And thus Tidus made another Blitzball-
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